{"id":3979,"date":"2009-01-30T16:55:01","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T15:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3979"},"modified":"2013-03-09T17:01:01","modified_gmt":"2013-03-09T16:01:01","slug":"photoblog-a-maturitni-ples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3979","title":{"rendered":"PHOTOBLOG A MATURITN\u00cd PLES!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Asi zaslou\u017eenej ne? Jak jsem \u0159\u00edkala, minulej tejden byl fakt p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ernej. Abych uvedla n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u0159\u00edklady, tak v pond\u011bl\u00ed se mi zasek z\u00e1mek na aut\u011b u dv\u011b\u0159\u00ed, ne\u0161ly zav\u0159\u00edt a j\u00e1 po\u0159ebovala nutn\u011b rychle domu. Nerv\u00f3zn\u00ed z toho, \u017ee nejsou vytiskl\u00fd l\u00edstky, \u017ee nen\u00ed nic zaplacen\u00fdho na ples a tak jsem v tu chv\u00edli fakt nev\u011bd\u011bla, co m\u00e1m d\u011blat. Sedla jsem si do auta a \u0159ekla, \u017ee na v\u0161echno seru \u00fapln\u011b a konec se v\u0161im. Kdy\u017e jsem si uv\u011bdomila, \u017ee by se po mn\u011b stejn\u011b celej nikdo nesh\u00e1n\u011bl a \u017ee by mi mohla bejt za chv\u00edli zima, \u0159ekla sem si, \u017ee p\u0159ece nejsem debil, abych nespravila n\u011bjakej z\u00e1mek! Tak jsem se opravdu chv\u00edli sna\u017eila &#8230; a prost\u011b sem nejlep\u0161\u00ed, j\u00e1 to furt \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m a vy mi to nev\u011b\u0159\u00edte XDDDD<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">V \u00fater\u00fd r\u00e1no minulej tejden sly\u0161im sousedku asi v 6:40 jak je\u010d\u00ed a\u0165 okam\u017eit\u011b p\u0159ijdou sousedi ji roztla\u010dit, proto\u017ee kv\u016fli MN\u011a zapadla. V\u0161echno vlastn\u011b je kv\u016fli MN\u011a ne. Proto\u017ee ten KOKOT pluha\u0159 je KOKOT. M\u011bla sem auto v ulici, odkud sousedka vyj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed a on teda nemoh t\u011bch 5 metr\u016f d\u00e1l (kdyby nezastavila hnedka za branou v tom sn\u011bhu a jela tam, kde to bylo vypluhovan\u00fd a zastavila a\u017e tam, tak &#8230; nic) Tak jsme to v\u0161ichni urovnali a j\u00e1 \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m pluha\u0159oj, a\u0165 p\u0159ijede za 15 minut. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, \u017ee nep\u0159ijel. A co jsem d\u011blala odpoledne? Ru\u010dn\u011b jsem vyhazovala asi 60 metr\u016f cesty mokr\u00fdho hnusn\u00fdho sn\u011bhu lopatou. J\u00e1. J\u00e1 mal\u00e1 jemn\u00e1 slab\u00e1 d\u00edvka. Bo\u017ee.<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Ve\u010der, kdy\u017e jsem \u0161la krmit potkany, tak Francoa nevylezla z dome\u010dku a to tam byla v\u017edycky prvn\u00ed nastoupen\u00e1, u\u017e kdy\u017e jsem na schodech p\u00edskla&#8230; bylo mi to hnedka jasn\u00fd&#8230; ale hrozn\u011b jsem se b\u00e1la pod\u00edvat do krabi\u010dky. Hrozn\u011b sem bre\u010dela a za chv\u00edli se tam teda pod\u00edvala. M\u011bla zav\u0159en\u00fd vo\u010di\u010dka, tak snad um\u0159ela v pohod\u011b :((( U\u017e maj\u00ed \u010das v\u0161ichni, kluci maj\u00ed skoro dva a p\u016fl roku, ale Francoa byla nejmlad\u0161\u00ed, tak jsem to ne\u010dekala zrovna&#8230; u\u017e jsem se s t\u00edm sm\u00ed\u0159ila, Ebru jsem si dala tady k sob\u011b, aby nebyla sama a dneska mi se\u017erala kus McNugget! Tssss :)<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">St\u0159eda a \u010dtvrtek = \u0161\u00edlenost v podob\u011b p\u0159ipravov\u00e1n\u00ed s\u00e1lu. Sundala jsem asi 200 \u017eidl\u00ed nah\u00e1zen\u00fdch na kup\u011b na stolech, r\u016fzn\u011b jsme s Ter\u010dou p\u0159ehazovaly stoly, nanosily jsme v\u0161echnu tombolu nahoru a srovnaly, no prost\u011b hr\u016fza&#8230;<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">A v p\u00e1tek jsem m\u011bla sv\u016fj maturitn\u00ed ples. Pamatuju si to asi do 22:30 a pak u\u017e ne XDDDDDDD Prost\u011b po tom tejdnu jsem si to sna\u017eila u\u017e\u00edt co nejv\u00edc asi nebo j\u00e1 fakt nevim :)) M\u011bla jsem pan\u00e1ky \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161ho druhu alkoholu co tam m\u011bli a ka\u017edej asi 3x XDDDDDDD V\u0161echno ostatn\u00ed vim z vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed, za p\u00e1r dn\u00ed teda jsem si vzpomn\u011bla asi na polovinu v\u011bc\u00ed, ale mo\u017en\u00e1 v\u00edc ani nechci v\u011bd\u011bt. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b u\u017e nepiju, proto\u017ee jsem p\u0159i\u0161la v sobotu odpoledne dom\u016f a moje Mom to n\u011bjak nepochopila XDDDDDDDDDD Vzbudila jsem se, blila sem a je\u0161t\u011b v pond\u011bl\u00ed mi bylo fakt blb\u011b&#8230; tak\u017ee si to cel\u00fd p\u0159edstavte asi tak n\u011bjak&#8230; XDDD<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">To byla minulost a te\u010fka n\u011bjak\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edtomnost. V\u010dera jsem byla v Praze v nemocnici v Motole, proto\u017ee v trutnovsk\u00fd nemocnici neum\u011bj \u0159\u00edct jic jin\u00fdho ne\u017e m\u00e1te rakovinu, m\u00e1te n\u00e1dor, d\u00e1v\u00e1me v\u00e1m tak dva roky \u017eivota, kdy\u017e se u n\u00e1s budete l\u00e9\u010dit, m\u016f\u017eete p\u0159e\u017e\u00edt i p\u011bt let, tak\u017ee v\u00e1m doporu\u010dujeme se tady l\u00e9\u010dit. A proto\u017ee jsem m\u011bla t\u0159i \u010dleny rodiny, kter\u00fd mi tam fakt um\u0159eli, tak jsem \u0159ekla, \u017ee se nech\u00e1m vy\u0161et\u0159it u odborn\u00edk\u016f. Ujali se m\u011b dva dokto\u0159i a jedna doktorka a byla jsem na dvou vy\u0161et\u0159en\u00edch, chov\u00e1n\u00ed person\u00e1lu v Motole neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00fd, chv\u00edlema se mi cht\u011blo bre\u010det, \u017ee se o mn\u011b fakt n\u011bkdo zaj\u00edm\u00e1&#8230;<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Jsem v pohod\u011b a je\u0161t\u011b v\u00e1s tady budu mo\u017en\u00e1 n\u011bjak\u00fdch p\u00e1r let otravovat s blogem, pokud se p\u0159i p\u0159edj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed stihnu v\u017edy je\u0161t\u011b za\u0159adit XDDDDDDDDDD<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Kdy\u017e jsem vy\u0161la z budovy, postavila jsem se k lavi\u010dce a volala Mom, proto\u017ee ta to v\u0161echno celou tu dobu pro\u017e\u00edvala fakt v\u00edc ne\u017e j\u00e1, tak jsem cht\u011bla, aby byla u\u017e v pohod\u011b a postavil se vedle m\u011b David Kraus a j\u00e1 jsem m\u011bla m\u00e1lem orgasmus XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Bo\u017ee, Davide, napi\u0161 mi XDD<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Pak jsem jela na And\u011bla, tam m\u00e1m nejlep\u0161\u00ed spoj &#8218;domu&#8216; a vid\u00edm TV Novu s kamerou, jak jim tam n\u011bjakej d\u011bda hrozn\u011b nad\u00e1v\u00e1 a\u0165 ho nenat\u00e1\u010dej, tak jsem se sm\u00e1la a oni p\u0159i\u0161li ke mn\u011b, proto\u017ee jsem je asi okouzlila sv\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem nebo tak n\u011bco, ale kdo v\u010dera nevid\u011bl TELEVIZN\u00cd NOVINY v 19:30 na Nov\u011b, tak v\u00e1m doporu\u010duju si pustit z\u00e1znam na str\u00e1nk\u00e1ch Novy a najet si asi na 14:30 minut &#8230; proto\u017ee to prej \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m fakt d\u011bsn\u011b up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Jinak asi nic, tak se na to vrhneme.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3980\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr1-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<div>Vid\u00edte to p\u00edsmenko? Vid\u00edte ho? Je v\u00e1m z toho blb\u011b? A pon\u00edk, \u0159ekla jsem si, \u017ee jestli v\u0161echno dob\u0159e dopadne, tak si prost\u011b koupim pon\u00edka XDDDDDDDD<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>+ bal\u00f3nky na ples :)<\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3981\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr2.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3982\" title=\"J\u00e1 p\u0159i n\u00e1stupu. \" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr3.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr3-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3983\" title=\"\u0160erpovac\u00ed n\u00e1stup, j\u00e1 s P\u00e9\u0165ou a Jindra si tam dr\u017e\u00ed pt\u00e1ka XDDD \" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr4.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr4-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3984\" title=\"P\u0159\u00edpitek s Ter\u010dou a Nat\u00e1lije m\u00e1 na sob\u011b poprv\u00fd v \u017eivot\u011b lodi\u010dky! \" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr5.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr5-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3985\" title=\"Ter\u010da, Veronika, \u0160t\u011bpix Mix, Pr\u010fka, j\u00e1 a Vendyx Mix Motota. \" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr6.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr6-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3986\" title=\"Tohle u\u017e t\u0159eba nap\u0159\u00edklad v\u016fbec nevim XDDDD Pr\u010fka a j\u00e1 se Sikim :) \" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr7.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr7-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3987\" title=\"Moje nejlep\u0161\u00ed Mom s m\u00fdm nejlep\u0161\u00edm kamar\u00e1dem XDDDDD \" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr8.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr8-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3988\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr9.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_01_2009_cr9-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>A takhle to bylo d\u00e1l, s Pr\u010fkou v Depresi, \u00fapln\u011b u\u017e n\u011bkde&#8230; nev\u00edm kde. <\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>A jako mega bonus, \u017ee jsem v\u00e1s nechala tak dlouho \u010dekat m\u00e1m p\u00e1r rozhovor\u016f a hl\u00e1\u0161ek o plese z ICQ a tak ;)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>Od Nikoly: <\/strong><\/div>\n<div><em>Nik\u010da (11:28:19 25\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>jenze u tebe nikdy nerikej nikdy&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Nik\u010da (11:28:25 25\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>pristi vikend to zopaknes ne?<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Nat\u00e1lije (11:28:51 25\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>ne j\u00e1 nepiju u\u017e<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Nik\u010da (11:29:00 25\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>:-D<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Nik\u010da (11:29:20 25\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>to slysim asi uz po 12454441643164 135646344,1254646465t\u00fd <\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>Andreja: <\/strong><\/div>\n<div><em>Nat\u00e1lije (11:19:13 25\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>a pak sem \u010dum\u011bla na Vesnici kdy\u017e sem doblila XDDDDDDDDDD<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Spencie (11:19:31 25\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>to je ten horor ne?<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Spencie (11:20:08 25\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>To snad nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00fd, bo\u017ee to fakt m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 ud\u011blat ty , chlastat celej den , pak blejt a je\u0161t\u011b \u010dum\u011bt na n\u011bjakou Vesnici :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDd<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Nat\u00e1lije (11:20:49 25\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD se\u0161 blb\u00e1<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Spencie (11:21:27 25\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>j\u00e1 fakt nezn\u00e1m jin\u00fd prase, co by sed\u011blo do p\u016fl jedn\u00fd v N\u00e1rod\u00e1ku :DDDDDDDDDDDD<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>Pavlik: <\/strong><\/div>\n<div><em>Pavel (13:11:02 25\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>\u010dun\u011b,takhle dlouho chlastat<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Nat\u00e1lije (13:11:14 25\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>v\u0161ak j\u00e1 u\u017e nikdy nechlast\u00e1m jako<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Pavel (13:11:33 25\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>to u\u017e jsem od tebe taky n\u011bkdy sly\u0161el<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>Pr\u010fka:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><em>Jsme v\u010dera koukali i na fotky z plesu a ten kameraman prej, no dv\u011b hol\u010diny si tam p\u0159ip\u00edjeli na sex, tak jim to snad dopadlo a Iva no to byla ur\u010dit\u011b Sabina s Terezou.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>Bez\u010fa (23:12:42 24\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>byla prdel ale,vsichni u baru musej vedet ze ses nejaka ortodoxni slavistka:-D:-D<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Bez\u010fa (23:12:54 24\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>no teda u baru,asi v celym sale:-D<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Nat\u00e1lije (23:14:21 24\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>sem tam n\u011bco \u0159vala nebo tak? XDDD<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Bez\u010fa (23:14:33 24\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>ne vubec:-D<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Bez\u010fa (23:14:38 24\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>jenom tak decentne:-D<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Nat\u00e1lije (23:14:47 24\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>decentn\u011b dobr\u00fd XD<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Bez\u010fa (23:14:51 24\/01\/2009)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>prej ze slavie mistr ligy a vas nazor me nezajima,nebo tak neco :-D <\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Takhle bych to vid\u011bla asi jako cel\u00fd shrnut\u00ed. Te\u010fka uklid\u00edm pokoj trochu, sn\u00edm ten McChicken co tady m\u00e1m, odvezu d\u011bdu na chalupu, pak pojedu pro Georgeho a pak jdeme do hospody, tak\u017ee se m\u011bjte :))))))))))<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asi zaslou\u017eenej ne? Jak jsem \u0159\u00edkala, minulej tejden byl fakt p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ernej. 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