{"id":4013,"date":"2008-12-29T22:35:56","date_gmt":"2008-12-29T21:35:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4013"},"modified":"2013-03-09T22:36:52","modified_gmt":"2013-03-09T21:36:52","slug":"paneboze-carrie-napsala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4013","title":{"rendered":"PANEBO\u017dE CARRIE NAPSALA !!!"},"content":{"rendered":"
Link na ni jsem cht\u011bla u\u017e d\u00e1vno smazat z Abolengos a nel\u00edb\u00ed se j\u00ed Lush. Kdyby nepou\u017e\u00edvala Miracle So Magic, d\u00e1vno bych s n\u00ed skon\u010dila.<\/div>\n
Dneska jsem poprv\u00fd \u010distila kl\u00e1vesnici, kterou m\u00e1m od minul\u00fdch V\u00e1noc a d\u011bsn\u011b jsem si ji p\u0159\u00e1la, proto\u017ee je podsv\u00edcen\u00e1 = nemusim sv\u00edtit ve\u010der a proto\u017ee je n\u00edzk\u00e1 = l\u00edp se mi na to p\u00ed\u0161e. Tak\u017ee kdy\u017e jsem po hodn\u011b od\u0161roubovala \u0161roubky a dostala ven v\u0161echny p\u00edsmenka, \u010d\u00edslice a znaky, tak jsem ji cht\u011bla vyklepat. Bylo tam:<\/div>\n
– 23 m\u00fdch vlas\u016f<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
– 17 sezamov\u00fdch sem\u00ednek z McChickenu<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
– zaschl\u00e1 majon\u00e9za z McChickenu<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
– zaschl\u00e9 chili z nudl\u00ed<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
– asi 30 gram\u016f drobk\u016f z b\u00edl\u00e9ho pe\u010diva<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
– asi 50 gram\u016f ostatn\u00edch v\u011bc\u00ed<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
No ale po\u010dkejte ne XDDDD Jak jsem to cht\u011bla vyklepat, proto\u017ee narozd\u00edl od moj\u00ed star\u00fd kl\u00e1vesnice to ne\u0161lo cel\u00fd vyndat a jednodu\u0161e vysprchovat, tak jsem vyklepala i mal\u00fd gumov\u00fd \u0161punty z podp\u00edsmenek XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD No ty mali\u010dk\u00fd, pr\u016fhledn\u00fd, skoro neviditeln\u00fd \u0161punty, bez kter\u00fdch by to nepsalo… v \u0161oku jsem pozorovala, jak asi 30 \u0161punt\u00edk\u016f let\u00ed do umyvadla, kde byl namo\u010den\u00fd hrnec od toho kungpaa, do kter\u00fdho jsem si v poledne zam\u00edchala rej\u017ei.<\/div>\n
Mysl\u00edte si spr\u00e1vn\u011b. Lovila jsem to v hrnci se zbytky r\u00fd\u017ee, om\u00e1\u010dky, masa, papriky a ko\u0159en\u00ed… fakt dobr\u00fd. Na to, \u017ee maj\u00ed asi 0,25412 milimetru jsem jich na\u0161la 29, ale jeden chud\u00e1k malej se prost\u011b ztratil a tak jsem p\u0159emej\u0161lela, kterej \u010dudl\u00edk nepou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m. Nakonec to je \u010dudl\u00edk mezi ALT GR a INS, promi\u0148 \u010dudl\u00edku.<\/div>\n
Kdybych byla blon\u010fat\u00e1, napsala bych: BLOND\u00ddNA NO!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Link na ni jsem cht\u011bla u\u017e d\u00e1vno smazat z Abolengos a nel\u00edb\u00ed se j\u00ed Lush. Kdyby nepou\u017e\u00edvala Miracle So…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4013"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4013"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4014,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4013\/revisions\/4014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}