{"id":4030,"date":"2008-12-03T22:45:52","date_gmt":"2008-12-03T21:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4030"},"modified":"2013-03-09T22:49:52","modified_gmt":"2013-03-09T21:49:52","slug":"english-countryside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4030","title":{"rendered":"ENGLISH COUNTRYSIDE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nev\u00edm \u010d\u00edm bych m\u011bla dneska za\u010d\u00edt a tak za\u010dnu Lushem XDDDDDD Kone\u010dn\u011b mi p\u0159i\u0161el p\u0159ed p\u00e1r dny objednan\u00fd bal\u00edk z Anglie. Bylo tam v\u0161echno co jsem si objednala a v\u010dera jsme s Vendy poslaly dal\u0161\u00ed objedn\u00e1vku XDDDD Koupila jsem si op\u011bt a zase Mask Of Magnaminty, bez kter\u00fd m\u016fj \u017eivot ztr\u00e1c\u00ed smysl a poprv\u00e9 na zkou\u0161ku Sympathy For The Skin, co\u017e by m\u011bla bejt dal\u0161\u00ed pecka. Dneska se mi stala mil\u00e1 v\u011bc. Nep\u0159e\u010detla jsem si na str\u00e1nk\u00e1ch, co obsahuje a jak\u00e1 je English Countryside a pak jsem le\u017eela ve van\u011b a \u010dum\u011bla na to v\u0161echno okolo co kolem m\u011b plave XDDDD Jako\u017ee kytky, listy, zvone\u010dky, mot\u00fdli&#8230; To b\u00edl\u00e9 v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed \u017eel\u00e9 von\u00ed taky k se\u017er\u00e1n\u00ed. Ud\u011blala jsem v\u00e1m fotky, abyste mi to \u00fapln\u011b nejv\u00edc z\u00e1vid\u011bli a aby se Motota nemohla do\u010dkat XDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4031\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_12_2008_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_12_2008_cr1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_12_2008_cr1-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Jak to m\u00e1m kr\u00e1sn\u011b v\u0161echno v krabici dokupy. Lush s Lushem! Z\u00e1sob\u00e1rna l\u00e1sky, ach. Kdo nevyzkou\u0161el, nikdy nepochop\u00ed. P\u0159\u00e1la bych v\u00e1m, aby v\u00e1m Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek donesl t\u0159eba jen jednu balistiku do vany, fakt XDDDDD<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4032\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_12_2008_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_12_2008_cr2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_12_2008_cr2-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bal\u00edk, co p\u0159i\u0161el a slavn\u00e1 zelen\u00e1 English Countryside. Pokud uva\u017eujete o vyzkou\u0161en\u00ed, tak bych ur\u010dit\u011b brala ji.<\/p>\n<p>No, co se mi nestalo&#8230; ze srandy jsem se na Plurku zeptala, po jak\u00fd dob\u011b si \u010dlov\u011bk zaslou\u017e\u00ed nov\u00fd hodinky a moje hodinky, kter\u00fd m\u00e1m asi 12 let (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) se mi za t\u0159i dny rozbily. Bu\u010f nejdou a nebo jim do\u0161la baterka a to bylo znamen\u00ed. Bylo to znamen\u00ed nebo se urazily, nasraly a nazdar Nat\u00e1lije. Tak jsem doma zak\u0148ourala, zak\u0148ourala jsem trochu i na K\u00e1\u0165u a dostala jsem teda p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u011b sv\u016fj v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed d\u00e1rek. Ano, m\u00e1m po 12ti letech nov\u00fd hodinky a je to trochu nezvyk, ale v\u011b\u0159im, \u017ee za dva tejdny mi u\u017e p\u0159irostou. Vyb\u00edrala jsem pe\u010dliv\u011b a a\u017e bude zase n\u011bkdy \u010das na focen\u00ed a bojov\u00e1n\u00ed s USB kabelem, tak je i uk\u00e1\u017eu.<\/p>\n<p>A te\u010fka jedna velev\u011bc. Mo\u017en\u00e1 jsem o tom nikdy nepsala. M\u00e1m \u0159idi\u010d\u00e1k dva a p\u016fl roku, jsem jedin\u00e1 z rodiny kdo ho vede + na\u0161e rodina v \u017eivot\u011b nem\u011bla \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd auto a ani po n\u011bm nikdy netou\u017eila a nepot\u0159ebovala ho. Ode dne, kdy jsem ten \u0159idi\u010d\u00e1k dostala, tak doma k\u0148our\u00e1m o auto. Opravdu nejsem n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00e1, nepot\u0159ebuju fabii ani okt\u00e1vii abych byla vole na\u0165\u00e1pl\u00e1. K\u0148ourala jsem o favorita a kdy\u017e byla dobr\u00e1 n\u00e1lada tak o felicii XDDDDDDDDDDD ANO \u0160KODA! Jen\u017ee dva a p\u016fl roku se mi to fakt jako\u017ee nevedlo, proto\u017ee moje m\u00e1ma d\u011bl\u00e1 v cukr\u00e1rn\u011b a t\u00e1ta je v invalidn\u00edm d\u016fchodu, tak si zkuste p\u0159edstavit plat. Tak jsem to ukec\u00e1vala na spl\u00e1tky, cht\u011bla jsem si nechat strhnout i kapesn\u00fd! (No to u\u017e jsem se hodn\u011b sn\u00ed\u017eila jako&#8230;) a ne. Nekoupili. Tak jsem to u\u017e kurvafix nevydr\u017eela prost\u011b, \u0161la a sehnala jsem si f\u00e1vo XDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>A je docela dobr\u00fd. Jede okolo 150 km\/h kdy\u017e se sna\u017eim a nevim jak je to mo\u017en\u00fd, ale \u0159\u00edd\u00ed a \u0159ad\u00ed se mi v n\u011bm l\u00edp ne\u017e ve felicii. Tak\u017ee Nat\u00e1lije m\u00e1 svoje prvn\u00ed auto, kter\u00fd si koupila sama za svoje finance a m\u00e1m z toho mo\u017en\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b lep\u0161\u00ed pocit, ne\u017e kdyby mi narvali auto rodi\u010de. Jsem \u00fapln\u011b \u0161\u0165astn\u00e1, kdybyste d\u011blali rozhovor s K\u00e1\u0165ou nebo Mom, tak by v\u00e1m vypr\u00e1v\u011bli, kolikr\u00e1t denn\u011b jsem \u0159ekla slovn\u00ed spojen\u00ed &#8218; chci auto &#8218;. :)))<\/p>\n<p>Nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm modrou. Recese. A toho n\u00e1pisu V P\u00cd\u010cE SE\u0160 si v\u016fbec jako nev\u0161\u00edmejte, m\u00e1 to dlouhou historii, George si hr\u00e1l a j\u00e1 nem\u00e1m u\u017e nehty, abych to mohla sloupnout. A je to docela prdel pozorovat lidi jak znechucen\u011b to \u010dtou, hlavn\u011b teda pani\u010dky okolo pades\u00e1ti. Ne, zejtra to u\u017e sund\u00e1m :)))<\/p>\n<p>Trochu tuning. Hello Kitty potahy, ply\u0161 na zrc\u00e1tko, ply\u0161 na volant, pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159ky, n\u00e1lepku na zadn\u00ed sklo&#8230; XDDDDDDDDD No jako nebudu to p\u0159eh\u00e1n\u011bt, ale n\u011bco asi bude, to si neodpust\u00edm ani hovno. Ale te\u00b4dka t\u011b\u017eko, nem\u00e1m u\u017e skoro \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd money, ani nem\u00e1m za co koupit d\u00e1rky. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed rodi\u010de ch\u00e1pou, \u017ee jsem ze sebe vydala asi deset let \u0161et\u0159en\u00ed a v\u0161e mi odpust\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4033\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_12_2008_cr3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_12_2008_cr3.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_12_2008_cr3-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>V pond\u011bl\u00ed ve \u0161kole jsme jen tak z prdele \u0159ekly s holkama, \u017ee bysme mohly do kina. Tak jsem rad\u0161i vzala K\u00e1\u0165ovu felicii z d\u016fvodu z\u00e1kazu LPG v gar\u00e1\u017e\u00edch Futura a jely jsme na MADAGASCAR 2. L\u00edbilo se mi to, s holkama byla absolutn\u00ed prdel a tyhle nepl\u00e1novan\u00fd akce jsou nejlep\u0161\u00ed. Akor\u00e1t by tam nemusela bejt ta blb\u00e1 babka co furt ml\u00e1t\u00ed ty lvy. P\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed tejden prej jedeme znova a p\u0159ed V\u00e1nocema, a\u017e bude vstupn\u00fd 50 CZK, tak zamluv\u00edme hnedka v\u0161echny filmy XDDDDDDD Chci v\u00edd\u011bt Hl\u00edda\u010de 47 a &#8218;&#8230; a\u017e se Zem\u011b zastav\u00ed&#8230;&#8216; a tak.<\/p>\n<p>Tak snad, je to dneska lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e minule, minulej z\u00e1pis se v\u00e1m jak jsem koukala moc nel\u00edbil. No nevim pro\u010d! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nev\u00edm \u010d\u00edm bych m\u011bla dneska za\u010d\u00edt a tak za\u010dnu Lushem XDDDDDD Kone\u010dn\u011b mi p\u0159i\u0161el p\u0159ed p\u00e1r dny objednan\u00fd bal\u00edk&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4030"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4030"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4035,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4030\/revisions\/4035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}