{"id":4107,"date":"2013-04-06T21:48:14","date_gmt":"2013-04-06T20:48:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4107"},"modified":"2013-04-06T21:48:14","modified_gmt":"2013-04-06T20:48:14","slug":"a-konecne-u-stonehenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4107","title":{"rendered":"A kone\u010dn\u011b u Stonehenge!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Neodpustila bych si asi, kdybych v\u00e1m nenapsala, \u017ee jsem tady m\u011bla n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy. Te\u010fka u\u017e prej zase funguju na bloglovinu, \u017ee se prej v\u010dera objevilo nar\u00e1z 6 m\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvk\u016f. Drzost. O Cassidov\u00e9, \u017ee tady byla asi v\u00edte a nemus\u00edm nic ps\u00e1t, proto\u017ee jste si v\u0161echno p\u0159e\u010detli tady<\/em><\/strong><\/a> a vid\u011bli jste hromadu fotek a j\u00e1 vlastn\u011b ani nev\u00edm v\u016fbec, co bych jako doplnila, proto\u017ee ona nap\u00ed\u0161e v\u017edycky v\u0161echno, co m\u016f\u017ee a co nem\u016f\u017ee, tak nem\u016f\u017eu prej ani j\u00e1, tak\u017ee to stejn\u011b nem\u00e1 smysl.<\/p>\n

Co ale ud\u011bl\u00e1m je, \u017ee na p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek tak jako\u017ee nav\u00e1\u017eu. Moje posledn\u00ed fotka v r\u016f\u017eovym tri\u010dku p\u0159ed stanic\u00ed metra = jedu si pro auto na parkovi\u0161t\u011b a jedu na Heathrow pro moji mamku! Ano, ano, ano. Koupili jsme j\u00ed se str\u00fd\u010dkem k narozk\u00e1m letenku s British Airways<\/em>, tak\u017ee se nekodrcala \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fdma sra\u010dkama jak\u00fdma se kodrc\u00e1m j\u00e1 a dolet\u011bla! Dodnes nikdo nech\u00e1peme, jak to zvl\u00e1dla, proto\u017ee anglicky neum\u00ed ani jedno jedin\u00fd slovo, dokonce si objednala v Cost\u011b st\u0159edn\u00ed kafe, kter\u00fd cht\u011bla, no prost\u011b nev\u00edme! Ale byla p\u0159esn\u011b v\u010das na dropoffu<\/em>, kdy\u017e jsem tam z Lond\u00fdna dorazila.<\/p>\n

Jej\u00ed nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u017eivotn\u00ed sen byl vid\u011bt Stonehenge prost\u011b a j\u00e1 bydl\u00edm 15 minut autem od n\u011bj, tak\u017ee nebyl probl\u00e9m. Bohu\u017eel prost\u011b to je fakt mal\u00e1 kupka kamen\u016f mezi dv\u011bma silnicema, ale stejn\u011b byla hrozn\u011b happy. Jely jsme tam druhej den hnedka r\u00e1no, nebylo hezk\u00fd po\u010das\u00ed, ale podle m\u011b to je lep\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e slunce. J\u00e1 nem\u00e1m r\u00e1da slunce prost\u011b moc, akor\u00e1t to vad\u00ed do o\u010d\u00ed. Tak\u017ee jsme si koupily vstup (mamka koupila, nenechala m\u011b platit skoro nic prost\u011b, achjo, no) a v tom ke mn\u011b p\u0159ib\u011bhl jak\u00fdsi mlad\u00fd mu\u017e z BBC1 a zeptal se m\u011b, jestli bych tou brankou mohla ladn\u011b proj\u00edt je\u0161t\u011b jednou a jestli by to nemohli to\u010dit, \u017ee to\u010d\u00ed dokument a cht\u011bli by m\u011b tam m\u00edt. Pro\u010d ne, vi\u010f XDDDDDDD I pro\u0161la jsem je\u0161t\u011b jednou brankou, ladn\u011b, sexy a musela jsem podepsat smlouvu BBC1 prost\u011b, \u017ee mohu b\u00fdt v dokumentu a pak druhou, \u017ee mohu b\u00fdt odvys\u00edl\u00e1na!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>J\u00e1 u Stonehenge<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"S mamkou u Stonehenge<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"Moje nejobl\u00edben\u011bj\u0161\u00ed fotka prost\u011b!!!<333<\/em><\/p>\n

Od kamen\u016f jsme jely do Salisbury, uk\u00e1zala jsem j\u00ed katedr\u00e1lu, kousek m\u011bsta a jely jsme dom\u016f, relaxovat, pov\u00eddat si, krb, zn\u00e1te to. Dal\u0161\u00ed den Winchester, hodn\u011b jsme chodily se psem ven a dlouho. Pak cel\u00fd Andover a taky si zamilovala Costa Coffee<3<\/p>\n

\"\":))<\/em><\/p>\n

Posledn\u00ed den jsme jely brzo r\u00e1no do Lond\u00fdna, aby vid\u011bla v\u0161echno d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd. Pro\u0161ly jsme snad \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echno, i k Tower Bridge jsme v t\u00fd \u0161\u00edlen\u00fd kose se doklepaly. J\u00e1 jsem to v\u0161echno vid\u011bla u\u017e milionkr\u00e1t, ale mamka byla nad\u0161en\u00e1 jako ka\u017edej, kdo je poprv\u00fd v Lond\u00fdn\u011b, tak\u017ee v\u0161echno v po\u0159\u00e1dku bylo.<\/p>\n

\"\"Big Ben!<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"London Eye!<\/em><\/p>\n

Jsem si musela p\u016fj\u010dit Katie kab\u00e1t, proto\u017ee tady nem\u00e1m u\u017e nic zimn\u00edho a byla jsem celej den jak n\u011bjakej pytel. M\u00e1m asi \u0161estset milion\u016f takov\u00fdch fotek u v\u0161eho, mamka taky a po\u0159\u00e1d jsem nemohla dofotil lomo, a\u017e jsem pak ve \u0160v\u00e9dsku zapomn\u011bla. Jsem kokot jarab\u00fd prost\u011b. Neud\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 nic. Nakonec odpoledne se stalo n\u011bco, \u010demu bych nev\u011b\u0159ila nikdy. Moje mamka je nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm odp\u016frcem \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fdch a thajsk\u00fdch j\u00eddel. Nev\u011b\u0159\u00ed tomu prost\u011b, nechce to, nen\u00e1vid\u00ed. Dokopala jsem ji ale do vietnamsk\u00fd restaurace, kde maj\u00ed bo\u017e\u00ed j\u00eddla a nakonec, d\u00e1my a p\u00e1nov\u00e9, zavdala PHO!<\/p>\n

\"\"PHO a nudle s o\u0159\u00ed\u0161kama<333<\/em><\/p>\n

Pak jsem ji odvezla na leti\u0161t\u011b, rozlou\u010dily jsme se a j\u00e1 jela zas na SOUTHWEST<\/em>. Druh\u00fd den r\u00e1no jsem jela na leti\u0161t\u011b znova, j\u00e1 vlastn\u011b furt jenom jezd\u00edm na leti\u0161t\u011b. L\u00edbilo se j\u00ed tady, se v\u0161\u00edm mi pomohla, ani jsem necht\u011bla, prost\u011b, to je moje mom. Taky neud\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 nic. Te\u010fka sed\u00edm na babysittingu zase naho\u0159e nad Andoverem, stejn\u011b nm\u016f\u017eu na \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd p\u00e1rty, jsem posledn\u00ed dobou t\u011b\u017ekej chc\u00edp\u00e1k a v nemocnici a na pohotovosti tr\u00e1v\u00edm v\u00edc \u010dasu, jak doma bohu\u017eel. Co mi je nev\u00ed nikdo a v\u011bd\u011bt ani nebude. Dneska jsem doma za\u010dala brut\u00e1ln\u00ed cleaning domu, jako\u017ee \u00fapln\u011b detaily nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed, had\u0159\u00ed\u010dkem v\u0161echny rohy v\u0161eho, cel\u00fd sk\u0159\u00edn\u011b jsem vyh\u00e1zela, masakr. Ve dv\u011b m\u011b to p\u0159estalo bavit a jela jsem si do Salisbury koupit za odm\u011bnu slune\u010dn\u00ed br\u00fdle. Proto\u017ee moje jedin\u00fd se rozbily.<\/p>\n

P\u0159ivezla jsem si ta\u0161ku Paperchase<\/strong><\/em> (nevim k \u010demu) za patn\u00e1ct liber a triple whoppera<\/em>… brejle nem\u00e1m.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Neodpustila bych si asi, kdybych v\u00e1m nenapsala, \u017ee jsem tady m\u011bla n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy. Te\u010fka u\u017e prej zase funguju na bloglovinu,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,22,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4107"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4107"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4117,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4107\/revisions\/4117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}