{"id":4305,"date":"2013-06-18T11:11:20","date_gmt":"2013-06-18T10:11:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4305"},"modified":"2013-06-18T11:11:20","modified_gmt":"2013-06-18T10:11:20","slug":"jak-jsem-se-malem-posrala-v-londyne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4305","title":{"rendered":"Jak jsem se m\u00e1lem posrala v Lond\u00fdn\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kdo \u010dte nerad o hovnech, nech\u0165 ne\u010dte tento post.<\/p>\n<p>Nech\u0165 ne\u010dte tento blog.<\/p>\n<p>Paleo mi zachra\u0148uje \u017eivot od p\u016flky z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed 2012 a j\u00e1 jsem ho nep\u0159estala j\u00edst. Ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee k tomu \u00fapln\u011b dr\u017e\u00edm low-carb, je to hrozn\u011b t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd a taky podle toho vypad\u00e1m, ale jsem moment\u00e1ln\u011b ve f\u00e1zi <em>&#8218;je lep\u0161\u00ed bejt tlust\u00e1 a moci po j\u00eddle \u017e\u00edt&#8230;<\/em>&#8218; jen\u017ee v\u017edycky, kdy\u017e n\u011bkde v\u00fdletuju, tak prost\u011b \u017eeru sra\u010dky jako Mek\u00e1\u010d a tak. V\u011bt\u0161inou mi to Crohn odpou\u0161t\u00ed, proto\u017ee to je fakt jednou za \u010das a mn\u011b je i po takov\u00fdch v\u011bcech dob\u0159e a nelet\u00edm na z\u00e1chod. Jen\u017ee KFC mi neodpustil. Centrum Lond\u00fdna. Silnice, domy, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 benz\u00ednka. Jedin\u00fd \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed bylo, \u017ee jsem si to uv\u011bdomila v\u010das. <em>V\u010das<\/em> = cca 15 minut p\u0159ed posr\u00e1n\u00edm kdekoli, klidn\u011b na silnici vedle auta. Nebylo by to poprv\u00e9 a asi ani naposled. Nikde \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 benz\u00ednka, doprdele, fakt.<\/p>\n<p>BENZ\u00cdNKA!!! D\u00edky, bo\u017ee, d\u00edky.<\/p>\n<p>Out of order. Pro\u010d. Chce se mi bre\u010det a u\u017e se pot\u00edm a u\u017e se mi d\u011bl\u00e1 zle. &#8222;Mus\u00edme fakt rychle naj\u00edt dal\u0161\u00ed&#8230;&#8220; Ka\u017ed\u00e1 minuta je jak sto let. Druh\u00e1 benz\u00ednka! Dobr\u00fd, klid, m\u00e1\u0161 po\u0159\u00e1d tak 8 minut. Nem\u00e1 WC pro ve\u0159ejnost. D\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 si ze m\u011b prdel vole Arabe posranej, nechce se ti ukl\u00edzet hajzly, tak m\u011b tady nech\u00e1\u0161 chc\u00edpnout, kurva, doprdele!<\/p>\n<p>T\u0159et\u00ed benz\u00ednka, m\u00e1m asi dv\u011b minuty. Dva z\u00e1chody, otev\u0159en\u00fd. Teplota, bre\u010d\u00edm, nesn\u00e1\u0161im KFC, 20 minut na z\u00e1chod\u011b. Jednou, podruh\u00fd, u\u017e se d\u00e1 \u017e\u00edt.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Jdu si naj\u00edt Coca Colu se jm\u00e9nem&#8230;&#8220; jak kdybych cejtila, \u017ee tam n\u011bkde je.<\/p>\n<p>Projdu asi 30 v mal\u00e9 lednici, nic. Projdu asi 15 v dal\u0161\u00ed lednici a nic. Odch\u00e1z\u00edme, vid\u00edm je\u0161t\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed lednici, otev\u0159eme ji, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1me, \u017ee to nem\u00e1 smysl hledat naprosto, \u017ee prost\u011b <em>Natalie<\/em> nen\u00ed. Lucie oto\u010d\u00ed prvn\u00ed Colu. <em><strong>NATALIE<\/strong><\/em>. <em>Tyvole?!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>V USA prej maj\u00ed Crohna\u0159i speci\u00e1ln\u00ed karti\u010dky na prok\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed se a podle z\u00e1kona je v\u0161ude mus\u00ed pustit na WC, t\u0159eba zam\u011bstnaneck\u00e9, kdekoli prost\u011b v jak\u00e9koli firm\u011b, obchod\u011b. Ne, \u017ee by to bylo n\u011bco \u00fa\u017easn\u00fdho tam bejt, kolikr\u00e1t jsou ty z\u00e1chody na hrozn\u00fdch m\u00edstech, \u017ee v\u00e1s musej sly\u0161et fakt v\u0161ude, ale lep\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e na n\u00e1mku u ka\u0161ny. V \u010cesk\u00e9 republice sdru\u017een\u00ed pacient\u016f se st\u0159evn\u00edmi pot\u00ed\u017eemi vzneslo n\u00e1vrh na takovou karti\u010dku taky. Dokud nebude, nevr\u00e1t\u00edm se. A dali by mi ji v USA?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/zijuscrohnem.cz\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong><em>Tenhle blog<\/em><\/strong><\/a> mi d\u00e1v\u00e1 s\u00edlu a informace. \u017de nejsem sama kdo m\u00e1 zmapovan\u00fd v\u0161echny z\u00e1chody ve m\u011bstech, kdo je mapuje, komu je zle. Jak\u00fdkoli p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek o Crohnoj si na tom blogu p\u0159e\u010dtete, m\u016f\u017eete si p\u0159edstavit i m\u011b. M\u00e1m stejn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy, stejn\u00fd pocity, stejn\u00fd my\u0161lenky, stejn\u00fd n\u00e1zory.<\/p>\n<p>A taky m\u00e1m od z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed 2012 po\u0159\u00e1d stejn\u00fd sn\u00eddan\u011b. Mo\u017en\u00e1 si nedovedete p\u0159edstavit j\u00edst 9 m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f ka\u017edej den vejce, \u0161unku, slaninu, p\u00e1rky, ale j\u00e1 nem\u00e1m na v\u00fdb\u011br naprosto. Miluju ty sn\u00eddan\u011b a t\u011b\u0161\u00edm se na n\u011b ka\u017edej ve\u010der&lt;333<\/p>\n<p>Jsem \u00fachyln\u00e1 \u00fapln\u011b, ale hrozn\u011b by m\u011b zaj\u00edmalo, jestli i vy, co netrp\u00edte \u017e\u00e1dnou st\u0159evn\u00ed nemoc\u00ed jste m\u011bli n\u011bkdy takovej probl\u00e9m s dob\u00edh\u00e1n\u00edm na z\u00e1chod, \u017ee jste t\u0159eba n\u011bco blb\u00fdho sn\u011bdli. A nebo, \u017ee jste nedob\u011bhli (stalo se mi na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed jen jednou a u na\u0161eho bar\u00e1ku XDDD) a nebo, \u017ee jste museli na n\u011bjak\u00fd hrozn\u00fd m\u00edsto. J\u00e1 si toti\u017e mysl\u00edm, \u017ee si to kupa lid\u00ed <em><strong>naprosto nedok\u00e1\u017ee p\u0159edstavit<\/strong><\/em>, co je to za utrpen\u00ed. Ale fakt d\u00edky paleu je mi l\u00edp o stra\u0161n\u011b moc. O nejv\u00edc. To si taky nedovedete p\u0159edstavit. Ani mi nevad\u00ed p\u0159edstava, \u017ee budu do konce \u017eivota sn\u00eddat vejce plus n\u011bjak\u00fd maso.<\/p>\n<p>Dala bych si pizzu ale!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kdo \u010dte nerad o hovnech, nech\u0165 ne\u010dte tento post. Nech\u0165 ne\u010dte tento blog. 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