{"id":4343,"date":"2013-06-29T11:46:01","date_gmt":"2013-06-29T10:46:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4343"},"modified":"2013-06-29T11:46:01","modified_gmt":"2013-06-29T10:46:01","slug":"o-jackovi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4343","title":{"rendered":"O Jackovi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Je to <strong><em>nahovno<\/em><\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p><em>Jack Daniels<\/em> a <em>Crohn<\/em> se v\u010dera t\u011b\u017ece poh\u00e1dali u\u017e asi v \u017ealudku, p\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m a j\u00e1 jenom douf\u00e1m, \u017ee mi <em>B\u016fh<\/em> fakt odpust\u00ed to, \u017ee nejbl\u00ed\u017e byl jenom h\u0159bitov&#8230; ano, p\u0159ed p\u016fl \u010dtvrtou r\u00e1no jsem z podchodu uprost\u0159ed kruh\u00e1\u010de ut\u00edkala na t\u011bch hrozn\u011b vysok\u00fdch botech n\u011bkam do tmy, ale fakt tam byl jenom h\u0159bitov. A taky d\u011bkuju docela, \u017ee jsem \u0161la sama, proto\u017ee tohle by asi nikdo moc nepochopil. Taky d\u011bkuju, \u017ee na tom h\u0159bitov\u011b nikdo nebyl a nep\u0159i\u0161el a asi m\u011b nevid\u011bl.<\/p>\n<p>T\u011b\u017ek\u00fd to \u017eivot.<\/p>\n<p>Tan\u010dily jsme s d\u011bv\u010daty od 11ti do t\u0159\u00ed do r\u00e1na. Nonstop prost\u011b, jak jinak. Pak p\u0159i\u0161el n\u011bjakej <em>P\u00f3l Fin\u010d <\/em>a tvrdil mi, \u017ee je <em>Ital<\/em>. Tak mu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, a\u0165 mi \u0159ekne n\u011bco italsky, na\u010de\u017e se urazil, \u017ee mu nev\u011b\u0159eim, tak jsem mu \u0159ekla, \u017ee <em>Caio pizza<\/em> a \u0161la jsem pry\u010d. Co\u017e mi p\u0159ipomn\u011blo moji \u0161v\u00e9d\u0161tinu, IKEA prost\u011b. &#8222;<em>Budeme po\u0159\u00e1d na v\u0161echno \u0159\u00edkat IKEA!<\/em>&#8220; Jsme d\u011bcka. Jsme po\u0159\u00e1d nehor\u00e1zn\u011b pubert\u00e1ln\u00ed d\u011bcka, nech\u00e1pu, pro\u010d mi bude 25 v z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed. Hlavn\u011b, j\u00e1 v\u016fbec nechci bejt je\u0161t\u011b dosp\u011bl\u00e1 jako fakt takov\u00e1ta dosp\u011bl\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><em>James Bond<\/em> m\u011b obejmul p\u0159i odchodu z<em> Life<\/em>. Je stra\u0161n\u011b cute, ale v\u00edte, co si mysl\u00edm o <em>Britech<\/em>. Nehled\u011b na to, \u017ee t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed m\u00fdm odchodem z klubu za\u010dali hr\u00e1t <strong>TU<\/strong> p\u00edsni\u010dku a j\u00e1 jsem si nebyla tak \u00fapln\u011b jist\u00e1, jestli jsem dostala <em>XX<\/em> tak \u00fapln\u011b z hlavy. Pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b ne. Zmrdi to jsou, zmrdi!<\/p>\n<p>Megazmrdi.<\/p>\n<p>Dneska ned\u011bl\u00e1me nic prej. Nikdo nem\u00e1 \u010das, a\u017e odpoledne a to se mi nechce, v\u016fbec. Zejtra prej jedeme n\u011bkam. Nev\u00edm ale, na co m\u00e1m dneska n\u00e1ladu. M\u00e1m dobrou jako, fakt \u017ee m\u00e1m, ale nev\u00edm na co p\u0159esn\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Jdu n\u011bco d\u011blat teda.<\/p>\n<p>Fakt to sou zmrdi prost\u011b.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je to nahovno! Jack Daniels a Crohn se v\u010dera t\u011b\u017ece poh\u00e1dali u\u017e asi v \u017ealudku, p\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m a j\u00e1 jenom&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,17,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4343"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4343"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4347,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4343\/revisions\/4347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}