{"id":4355,"date":"2013-07-03T16:05:53","date_gmt":"2013-07-03T15:05:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4355"},"modified":"2013-07-03T16:05:53","modified_gmt":"2013-07-03T15:05:53","slug":"vagin-prijel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4355","title":{"rendered":"Vag\u00edn p\u0159ijel"},"content":{"rendered":"

N\u00f3.<\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee.<\/p>\n

Ne, \u017ee by se mi toho d\u011blo n\u011bjak hodn\u011b, ale mo\u017en\u00e1 jsem vcelku laxn\u00ed k n\u011bkter\u00fdm v\u011bcem. P\u0159edminul\u00fdm postem jsem asi n\u011bco p\u0159ivolala. Nebo tak. Prost\u011b mi v sobotu ve dv\u011b r\u00e1no napsal XX<\/strong><\/em>, \u017ee jak jsem se m\u011bla t\u011bch 14 dn\u00ed co jsme se z\u00e1m\u011brn\u011b tot\u00e1ln\u011b ignorovali. A \u017ee mu chyb\u00edm stra\u0161n\u011b. A \u017ee by m\u011b cht\u011bl vid\u011bt. Mi taky \u00fapln\u011b stra\u0161n\u011b chyb\u00ed, jsem ho m\u011bla (m\u00e1m?) fakt r\u00e1da docela, je s n\u00edm sranda prost\u011b, d\u011bl\u00e1me blbosti v\u017edycky, nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed, kdy\u017e jsem sarkastick\u00e1, miluje, jak nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm ty seri\u00e1ly na kter\u00fd kouk\u00e1 a mn\u011b ani nevad\u00ed, \u017ee kou\u0159\u00ed. Kdy\u017e jsem mu \u0159ekla, \u017ee by bylo fajn, kdyby byl konec, proto\u017ee jsme se vid\u011bli hrozn\u011b m\u00e1lo, to fakt ne\u0161lo takhle d\u00e1l, proto\u017ee bych si stejn\u011b na\u0161la n\u011bkoho jin\u00fdho, tak mi \u0159ekl, \u017ee m\u00e1me hrozn\u011b bad timing<\/em> prost\u011b te\u010fka.<\/p>\n

Dneska se m\u00e1me v \u0161est patn\u00e1ct vid\u011bt, prej, \u017ee si chce promluvit. Jsem si myslela nejd\u0159\u00edv, \u017ee je v sobotu opilej a jsou to takov\u00fd ty drunk texts<\/em>, kter\u00fd jsem taky kolikr\u00e1t mazala z mobilu. Nebyly.<\/p>\n

Pak jsem si myslela, \u017ee si chce za\u0161ukat jenom, na co\u017e jsem teda k\u00fdvala hned, co vi\u010f, jen\u017ee dneska mi do\u0161la zpr\u00e1va, \u017ee bysme si mohli j\u00edt popov\u00eddat do m\u011bsta n\u011bkam na drink.<\/p>\n

Tohle je v\u00e1\u017en\u00fd.<\/p>\n

Nechci do m\u011bsta, mus\u00edm mu nen\u00e1padn\u011b \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee jdeme si pov\u00eddat k n\u011bmu.<\/p>\n

Ml\u010dte.<\/p>\n

M\u011bla jsem b\u00fdt mu\u017eem, v\u0161ichni to v\u011bd\u00ed.<\/p>\n

V pond\u011bl\u00ed p\u0159ijela Cassidy<\/strong><\/em>! Ur\u010dit\u011b jste to vid\u011bli u\u017e na jej\u00edm blogu. \u0160koda, \u017ee ta nem\u00e1 penis. Budu ji tady chvilku m\u00edt a hnedka dneska ji beru na p\u00e1rty k n\u00e1m dom\u016f (prej povolen\u00e1 p\u00e1rty, \u0159\u00edkala ta moje princezna) a prej to bude velk\u00fd. Uvid\u00ed tady X<\/strong><\/em>, tak douf\u00e1m, \u017ee mi ho vytlem\u00ed jak Lucie<\/em>. Opijeme se a pak se budeme milovat ve spr\u0161e, tak se t\u011b\u0161im. P\u0159ivezla mi \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd v\u011bci, hlavn\u011b teda RYB\u00cd SAL\u00c1T V MAJON\u00c9ZE (!!!)<\/strong><\/em>, utopence, v\u011bci z Japonska, ty\u010dinku, \u010daj a tak<333<\/p>\n

Jsem posledn\u00ed dny \u0161patn\u00fd zl\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk sm\u00fd\u0161lej\u00edc\u00ed o hrozn\u00fdch v\u011bcech.<\/p>\n

\u0160la jsem si koupit tu\u017eku na o\u010di, ale vid\u011bla jsem kr\u00e1snej hn\u011bdej lak na nehty a nakonec jsem to za body z Bootsu<\/em> m\u011bla v\u0161echno zadarmo<3<\/p>\n

\"\"Moje vysn\u011bn\u00e9 \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 h\u016flky mi dovezla. Za ty ji budu milovat asi do konce \u017eivota<3<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"V\u017edycky jsem byla odpornej narcis\u00ed jedin\u00e1\u010dek a v\u017edycky j\u00edm budu. Jsem r\u00e1da, \u017ee v\u00e1m to nevad\u00ed a i p\u0159esto m\u011b m\u00e1te r\u00e1di. Btw na prvn\u00ed fotce – takhle vypad\u00e1 m\u016fj make-up po cel\u00e9m dni + protan\u010den\u00fd noci + 4 hodnin\u00e1ch span\u00ed + dal\u0161\u00edm dni. Pohoda ne? Nech\u00e1pu nikoho, kdo s sebou mus\u00ed nosit \u0161minky a b\u011bhem dne si to opravovat. Promi\u0148 Lucie. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

N\u00f3. Tak\u017ee. Ne, \u017ee by se mi toho d\u011blo n\u011bjak hodn\u011b, ale mo\u017en\u00e1 jsem vcelku laxn\u00ed k n\u011bkter\u00fdm v\u011bcem.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4355"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4355"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4359,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4355\/revisions\/4359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}