{"id":4376,"date":"2013-07-10T23:38:40","date_gmt":"2013-07-10T22:38:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4376"},"modified":"2013-07-10T23:38:40","modified_gmt":"2013-07-10T22:38:40","slug":"english-saussages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4376","title":{"rendered":"English saussages"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, \u0159\u00edkala jsem sama sob\u011b, \u017ee bych cht\u011bla fakt ps\u00e1t p\u0159es l\u00e9to co nejv\u00edc blog a d\u00e1vat co nejv\u00edc fotek i p\u0159esto, \u017ee fakt fot\u00edm jen mobilem a hrozn\u00fd sra\u010dky. Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee jste dneska v\u0161ichni p\u0159e\u010detli si Cassidy<\/em> blog<\/a>, proto\u017ee to je jej\u00ed nejlep\u0161\u00ed blog ever, fakt XDDDDDDDD. Tenhle tejden je snad jedinej tejden, co neut\u00edk\u00e1 rychle, jak utekly v\u0161echny ostatn\u00ed. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b zejtra bude takovej pre-p\u00e1tek a bude tady mali\u010dk\u00e1 „p\u00e1rty“ a v p\u00e1tek se prej jdeme hrozn\u011b, ale hrozn\u011b zbo\u0159it do m\u011bsta.<\/p>\n

Tak jo. Tak se zbo\u0159\u00edme teda.<\/p>\n

V sobotu tady je obrvosk\u00e1 vidina vysp\u00e1n\u00ed se. Pros\u00edm, v\u0161ichni se za n\u00e1s modlete, abysme nikam ne\u0161ly a spaly, proto\u017ee jsme si dneska v\u0161ichni hromadn\u011b koupili, je\u0161t\u011b se slovensk\u00fdma bratrama, vstupenky do Thorpe Parku<\/strong><\/em>. V\u016fbec nev\u00edm, jak mi tam bude, proto\u017ee d\u0159\u00edv mi z ni\u010deho zle nebylo, ale p\u0159ed t\u0159ema rokama na Porcinkuli<\/em> v Hostinn\u00fdm<\/em> jsem myslela, \u017ee chc\u00edpnu… v sobotu teda asi jdeme prozkoumat v jedn\u00fd vesni\u010dce \u0159eku, \u017ee prej to je \u0161iroko daleko jeden jedinej klidnej a hlubokej \u00fasek \u0159eky ke koup\u00e1n\u00ed. To\u017e nevim, co tam budu h\u00e1zet po Kesid\u011b<\/em>, nebo\u0165 tam nebudou ty sal\u00e1ty. Tohle m\u00edsto mi v\u010dera poradil Shaun. Shaun je m\u016fj osobn\u00ed nejlep\u0161\u00ed kade\u0159n\u00edk a v\u010dera jsme se poprv\u00e9 fakt rozpov\u00eddali hodn\u011b, \u017ee jsme se i zasm\u00e1li a oba jsme byli \u010derven\u00ed a\u017e za u\u0161ima. Shaun je podle m\u011b a i na pohled gay, a gayov\u00e9 jsou prost\u011b nejlep\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9. \u00dapln\u011b za\u010dalo hr\u00e1t v r\u00e1diu „Whistle“ a on \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: „Tahle p\u00edsni\u010dka je fakt hrozn\u011b naughty, to snad ani nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00fd, fakt rude je. Ty to mo\u017en\u00e1 nesly\u0161\u00ed\u0161 v tom prost\u011b, kdy\u017e nemluv\u00ed\u0161 anglicky od mala, ale fakt to je hrozn\u011b naughty…<\/em>“ na\u010de\u017e se zept\u00e1, nev\u00edm pro\u010d (XDDDDDD) jak\u00fd anglick\u00fd j\u00eddlo mi chutn\u00e1 a j\u00e1 mu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m: „Miluju anglick\u00fd p\u00e1rky, fakt…“ P\u00e1r vte\u0159in ticha. „Jako\u017ee fakt mysl\u00edm p\u00e1rky jako p\u00e1rky!<\/em>“ Na\u010de\u017e Shaun \u00fapln\u011b tot\u00e1ln\u011b vybuchne sm\u00edchy nejv\u00edc na sv\u011bt\u011b, tlem\u00edme se asi dv\u011b minuty a nem\u016f\u017eeme fakt p\u0159estat. Nakonec se oba shodneme, \u017ee british boys<\/em> jsou fuckers<\/em> nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Miluju Shauna<3<\/p>\n

Jsem tro\u0161ku nucen\u00e1 m\u00edt ombre<\/em> vlasy, ale jako s \u0161\u00edlen\u00fdm p\u0159echodem. Nechceme je zesv\u011btlovat nar\u00e1z a hlavn\u011b bych je cht\u011bla m\u00edt malilinko sv\u011btlej\u0161\u00ed dole beztak, tak\u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed t\u00fdden budeme d\u011blat vr\u0161ek + mi d\u00e1me zase tu moji sv\u011btle hn\u011bdou a potom pros\u00edm lidi mi ZAKA\u017dTE<\/span><\/em><\/strong> se barvit na\u010derveno! D\u011bkuji.<\/p>\n

Nem\u016f\u017eu m\u00edt nikdy nic norm\u00e1ln\u011b a p\u0159ibrala jsem jen tak hrozn\u011b moc kg. Za chv\u00edli budu m\u00edt zase 70. P\u0159estala jsem p\u0159ed 14ti dny br\u00e1t po 11ti letech antikoncepci<\/span> a je to \u0161\u00edlen\u00fd. \u010cetla jsem u\u017e p\u00e1r f\u00f3r a \u017eeny nabraly a\u017e 15kg po vysazen\u00ed. D\u011bkuju. Jako kdybych toho nem\u011bla m\u00e1lo, jako kdybych se furt nesna\u017eila jak KRET\u00c9N<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n

\"\"Tak\u017ee jsem si \u0161la po dv\u011b st\u011b letech dneska v osm ve\u010der zab\u011bhat tro\u0161ku a neunesu se, prdel mi hops\u00e1 a\u017e ke krku a stehna se mi d\u0159ou o sebe, achjo.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"Ale zase jsem d\u00edky tomu vid\u011bla n\u00e1dhernej ve\u010der v UK :)<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"Pes chc\u00edp\u00e1 vedrem t\u00e9\u017e.<\/em><\/p>\n

P\u0159ed 14ti dny jsme se na plurku rozhodli, \u017ee budeme d\u011blat #p\u0159ehled<\/strong><\/em>, proto\u017ee n\u00e1m unikla skoro v\u0161em mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e1 informace o Janin\u011b<\/em>. Tak aby v tom byl po\u0159\u00e1dek a v\u0161ichni v\u0161echno v\u011bd\u011bli, d\u011bl\u00e1 se ka\u017edou ned\u011bli p\u0159ehled a poka\u017ed\u00fd ho d\u011bl\u00e1 n\u011bkdo jin\u00fd. Kdybyste teda cht\u011bli v\u011bd\u011bt, jak jsem se m\u011bla cel\u00fd t\u00fdden a co jsem d\u011blala, tak tady to m\u00e1te a d\u00e1v\u00e1m se rovnou i Kesidy<\/em> p\u0159ehled, kter\u00fd n\u00e1m sepsala Mary<\/a> XDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n

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<\/em>„Nat\u00e1li\u010dka bola marn\u00e1 a potom zase nebola marn\u00e1. Promluvila si. Ale len 13 min\u00fat, potom zase robila nie\u010do in\u00e9. V podstate cel\u00fd t\u00fd\u017ede\u0148 chlastala, lebo pri\u0161iel jej drinking buddy, Kesida. CHUT\u00cd JEJ OLIVA.“<\/span>
\n<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

„Cassidy odi\u0161la do UK chlasta\u0165. Teda vlastne asi sk\u00f4r robi\u0165 nie\u010do in\u00e9, ale zatia\u013e len chlast\u00e1 a m\u00e1 kr\u00e1snu izbu.“<\/span><\/em><\/div>\n
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(Pozn\u00e1mka autora tohoto blogu: Nerobila potom ni\u010d in\u00e9)<\/span><\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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