{"id":4413,"date":"2013-07-19T23:16:30","date_gmt":"2013-07-19T22:16:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4413"},"modified":"2013-07-19T23:16:30","modified_gmt":"2013-07-19T22:16:30","slug":"hedro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4413","title":{"rendered":"Hedro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chc\u00edpnu. Pro\u010d jsem jezdila do UK, kdy\u017e tady je hedro jako prase. M\u00e1m r\u00e1da to hnusn\u00fd anglick\u00fd po\u010das\u00ed, tohle ned\u00e1v\u00e1m. A taky prej makrely t\u00e1hnou k pob\u0159e\u017e\u00ed a za nima jedou \u017eraloci taky k pob\u0159e\u017e\u00ed. U\u017e nebudu plavat do p\u016flky mola, nikdy.<\/p>\n<p>Ve st\u0159edu jsme m\u011bli grilov\u00e1n\u00ed, se\u017erala jsem syrovej p\u00e1rek a bylo to bo\u017e\u00ed. Nakonec jsme z\u016fstaly samy s Cassidy a propily jsme se a\u017e k tomu, \u017ee jsem ud\u011blala mal\u00fd africk\u00fd ohe\u0148 v ndob\u011b na zahrad\u011b, donesla jsem naf\u00e9rovku pe\u0159inu a le\u017eely jsme tam a \u010dum\u011bly jsme na hv\u011bzdy, dokud jsme neusnuly. Byste nev\u011b\u0159ili, kolik je na obloze hv\u011bzd, kdy\u017e tam \u010dum\u00edte hodiny. Pes do\u0161el, byly sme r\u00e1dy, \u017ee si nep\u0159ilehl t\u0159eba jezevec (bydl\u00edme krut\u011b u lesa).<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e1no jsem jela pro K. ke kamar\u00e1dce a jeli jsme pak sami s Patrickem na pl\u00e1\u017e. V \u00fater\u00fd jsme zas u\u010dili psa plavat, marn\u011b. Jsou pr\u00e1zdniny, tak\u017ee jsem v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b jen s n\u00edm. Dneska to bude o m\u00fdch \u0161itfotk\u00e1ch z mobilu.<\/p>\n<p>Byly jsme s Cass v Cost\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>JE TAM WIFINA!<\/p>\n<p>Jestli si semnou chcete pov\u00eddat, nesm\u00edte se mnou do Costy.<\/p>\n<p>Moje srdce tam pl\u00e1lo, dvakr\u00e1t. Hrozn\u011b mu to slu\u0161elo.<\/p>\n<p>Hrozn\u011b \u00fapln\u011b, fakt.<\/p>\n<p>U\u017e spolu nejsou.<\/p>\n<p>Ale to je jedno.<\/p>\n<p>S XX nahovno, s Oscarem na hovno.<\/p>\n<p>Whiskey.<\/p>\n<p>Gambrinus.<\/p>\n<p>Zejtra prej pozn\u00e1m moravsk\u00e9 bratry.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4414\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk1-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>U\u010dili jsme plavat psa. Nejv\u00edc mokr\u00e1 jsem byla nakonec j\u00e1, nikdo necht\u011bl do hloubky!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4415\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk2-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>\u010ctvrte\u010dn\u00ed pl\u00e1\u017e. Plavala jsem do p\u016flky mola!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4416\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk3-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Dokonalej chill na zahrad\u011b v\u010dera ve\u010der, nehty za trest, proto\u017ee jsem si okousala svoje \u00fapln\u011b do krve v kin\u011b!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4417\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk4-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>L\u00e9to, ve\u010der, pos\u00edl\u00e1m zp\u00e1tky policii pap\u00edr vypln\u011bn\u00fd o pokut\u011b, achjo.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4418\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk5.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk5-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Rt\u011bnka dnes a Costa!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4419\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk6.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk6-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>J\u00e1 dneska a novej pavouk m\u016fj Mike Ramone&lt;3<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4420\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk7.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk7-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk7-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Kyti\u010dky tady na babysittingu. Ano, j\u00e1 sed\u00edm a holky chlastaj\u00ed!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4421\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk8.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk8-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Ud\u011blala jsem op\u011bt praktick\u00fd gril a zase se jim nel\u00edbil!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4422\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk9.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_07_2013_uk9-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Tak \u010dau!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chc\u00edpnu. Pro\u010d jsem jezdila do UK, kdy\u017e tady je hedro jako prase. M\u00e1m r\u00e1da to hnusn\u00fd anglick\u00fd po\u010das\u00ed, tohle&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4413"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4424,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4413\/revisions\/4424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}