{"id":446,"date":"2011-02-12T23:55:18","date_gmt":"2011-02-12T22:55:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=446"},"modified":"2011-02-13T00:01:53","modified_gmt":"2011-02-12T23:01:53","slug":"tady-mel-bejt-uplne-hrozne-vtipnej-nadpis-neco-co-rekla-andreja-vcera-jenze-ja-jsem-zapomnela-co-to-bylo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=446","title":{"rendered":"Tady m\u011bl bejt \u00fapln\u011b hrozn\u011b vtipnej nadpis. N\u011bco, co \u0159ekla Andreja v\u010dera, jen\u017ee j\u00e1 jsem zapomn\u011bla, co to bylo :)))"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nebudete mi to asi v\u011b\u0159it, ale v\u010dera jsem se neskute\u010dn\u011b opila, tan\u010dila jsem na Keshu a vypila dv\u011b velk\u00fd medoviny za sebou na 5 mal\u00fdch piv b\u011bhem dvou hodin. Do hospody jsem dorazila pozd\u011b a musela jsem doh\u00e1n\u011bt Andy a v\u016fbec mi to ne\u0161lo, nebo\u0165 ona je prase no.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>J\u00e1 snad ani nebudu ps\u00e1t, jak jsem \u0161la \u00fapln\u011b naka\u0161i s Pinkym do N\u00e1ro\u010f\u00e1ku a on cestou 3x spadnul a po\u0159\u00e1d mi \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee nem\u00e1 bundu. Pak na sebe vylil cel\u00fd pivo a \u0161li jsme zp\u00e1tky.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Doma jsem byla n\u011bjak po \u010dtvrt\u00fd r\u00e1no, nev\u00edm jak jsem \u0161la, v\u0161ude byla \u0161\u00edlen\u00e1 tma, nefungovala elektrika, lampy, nic… b\u00e1la jsem si myslim, pak se mi stala p\u0159\u00edhoda s vyp\u00edna\u010dem, se\u0159vala jsem smskou Andreju a Andreja za dv\u011b hodiny se\u0159vala smskou m\u011b, j\u00e1 se v osm vzbud\u00edm, mot\u00e1m se po byt\u011b, F je\u0161t\u011b nen\u00ed doma, kde asi m\u016f\u017ee bejt, b\u00e1d\u00e1m, uhodla jsem, ani jsem nemusela h\u00e1dat XDDDDD. Vol\u00e1 mi a\u0165 p\u0159ijedu, j\u00e1 m\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b dv\u011b promile, pad\u00e1 na ledu, m\u00e1 v prdeli loket, se\u017eere mi pizzu se sejrem, chce mi \u0159\u00edct n\u011bco d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fdho, usne, hrozn\u011b m\u011b miluje dneska a j\u00e1 zrovna dneska moc ne XDDDDDDD. Pe\u010du ten debiln\u00ed dort, kterej m\u00e1 Cass tak kr\u00e1snej a nejde mi to, vztek\u00e1m se jako prase, vzd\u00e1v\u00e1m to, pak to zase nevzd\u00e1v\u00e1m a bojuju s korpusem, skoro bre\u010d\u00edm, p\u0159ijdu na to, jak to ud\u011bl\u00e1m, d\u011bl\u00e1m to cel\u00fd odpoledne, nen\u00e1vid\u00edm dorty, nen\u00e1vid\u00edm pe\u010den\u00ed, v\u0161ecko nen\u00e1vid\u00edm, ne\u0159e\u0161\u00edm, co bych \u0159e\u0161it m\u011bla, je mi to dneska tak jedno v\u0161echno, a\u017e to je smutn\u00fd tro\u0161ku, dopl\u00e1c\u00e1m dort, d\u00e1v\u00e1m ho spinkat do ledni\u010dky, jdu do hospody, zase pozd\u011b, st\u0159\u00edzlivim, klepu se jak takovej ten malej pes jak se klepe, tak jdu ra\u010di dom\u016f, nebo bych si dala pivo a to by byl m\u016fj konec, zap\u00ed\u0161u se na sjezd na s\u00e1\u0148k\u00e1ch, proto\u017ee to prej stihneme zejtra i s dortem, i s oslavou narozenin moj\u00ed jedin\u00fd mami\u010dky, p\u00ed\u0161u si s Andy, prej jsme tepl\u00fd sestry, ona se mi tlem\u00ed, dneska byla nejv\u00edc vtipn\u00e1, co sem ji za\u017eila, je mi docela fajn, kdy\u017e si odmyslim n\u011bjak\u00fd v\u011bci, tak fakt je, tohle bude pr\u016fser :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nebudete mi to asi v\u011b\u0159it, ale v\u010dera jsem se neskute\u010dn\u011b opila, tan\u010dila jsem na Keshu a vypila dv\u011b velk\u00fd…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=446"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":455,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions\/455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}