{"id":4488,"date":"2008-11-23T20:55:01","date_gmt":"2008-11-23T19:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4488"},"modified":"2013-08-24T20:58:18","modified_gmt":"2013-08-24T19:58:18","slug":"jak-jsem-se-zase-jednou-presvedcila-ze-pod-majem-to-sou-sracky-a-cubky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4488","title":{"rendered":"JAK JSEM SE ZASE JEDNOU P\u0158ESV\u011aD\u010cILA, \u017dE POD M\u00c1JEM TO SOU SRA\u010cKY A \u010cUBKY&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, ano. Zase m\u00e1m z\u00e1\u017eitek na dlouho. Na LAST.FM ve skupin\u011b TRUTNOV se rozhodlo, \u017ee se ud\u011bl\u00e1 sraz. Projela jsem si tam ty lidi a zjistila jsem, \u017ee skoro v\u0161ichni poslouchaj\u00ed grime. J\u00e1 jsem \u0159ekla &#8218;grim&#8216; a byla jsem opravena trojhlasn\u011b na &#8218;grajm&#8216; a pak u\u017e sem teda ra\u010di dr\u017eela hubu XDDDDDD Tak n\u011bjak se v\u0161ichni znali a j\u00e1 s nima ne, tak\u017ee to bylo takov\u00fd pitom\u00fd. Ale tohle v\u0161echno by bylo fuk. Sed\u011bla tam hrozn\u011b pov\u011bdom\u00e1 sle\u010dna. Prej Eli\u0161ka. U\u017e to jm\u00e9no m\u011b nutilo p\u0159emej\u0161let. Pamatujete si n\u011bkdo, kdo m\u011b \u010dte p\u011bt, \u0161est let, kdy\u017e jsem byla na sabinne.wz.cz a do guestbooku mi tam asi m\u011bs\u00edc psala n\u011bjak\u00e1 holka a JAKO n\u011bjakej kluk (stejn\u00e1 IP, tak\u017ee&#8230;) po\u0159\u00e1d dokola, \u017ee jsem nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed, cituji: <em><span style=\"color: #888888;\">p\u00ed\u010da, kr\u00e1va, \u010dubka womrdan\u00e1, toy nejw\u011bt\u0161\u00ed (XDDDDDDDDDDDD), p\u00ed\u010da, kr\u00e1va, p\u00ed\u010da, kr\u00e1va, kdy\u017e m\u00e1m piercing, \u017ee si myslim wole \u017ee sem hust\u00e1, kdy\u017e m\u00e1m r\u016f\u017eov\u00fd wlasy wole \u017ee si myslim \u017ee sem hust\u00e1, ale prost\u011b nejsem, proto\u017ee sem wole toy nula a p\u00ed\u010da, kr\u00e1va, p\u00ed\u010da, kr\u00e1va???<\/span><\/em> A dal\u0161\u00ed velmi inteligentn\u00ed slova a v\u011bty o mn\u011b? Jak tam lidi, se kter\u00fdma jsem se sch\u00e1zela psali, a\u0165 ta doty\u010dn\u00e1 ml\u010d\u00ed, kdy\u017e m\u011b nezn\u00e1? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Psala to MC_Elis = Eli\u0161ka co sed\u011bla na srazu LAST.FM XDDDDDDDDDDDD Do\u0161lo mi to sice asi za hodinu, co jsme o tom polemizovala s holkama, za kter\u00fdma jsem \u0161la do Pohody, ale do\u0161lo. A dozv\u011bd\u011bla jsem se i PRO\u010c sem toy wole! Proto\u017ee sle\u010dna Ems\u00edElis nemohla, ale opravdu nemohla p\u0159en\u00fdst p\u0159es svoje rapersk\u00e9 srdce, \u017ee se jej\u00ed zn\u00e1m\u00ed bav\u00ed i se mnou, \u017ee m\u011b maj\u00ed r\u00e1di a \u017ee prost\u011b m\u00e1m piercing, \u017ee m\u00e1m n\u011bco v\u00edc co ona nem\u00e1. Ano, v\u011bt\u0161inou prost\u011b takhle prud\u011bj lidi se stra\u0161n\u00fdm komplexem, s hrozn\u00fdm probl\u00e9mem, ale kdy\u017e jsem se v patn\u00e1cti sna\u017eila tenhle fakt vysv\u011btlit v guestbooku, tak se mi dostalo odpov\u011bdi CAPSLOCKEM: Se\u0161 p\u00ed\u010da wole toy kr\u00e1va wole!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Tak\u017ee po p\u011bti letech jsme se dozv\u011bd\u011bli, jak to doopravdy bylo a kdyby m\u011bl n\u011bkdo z\u00e1jem o textov\u00fd dokument, tak to m\u00e1m v\u0161echno ulo\u017een\u00fd pro p\u0159\u00edpad, \u017ee bych na to v\u0161echno n\u00e1hodou za p\u011bt let \u0159eba p\u0159i\u0161la XDDDD Tak\u017ee jestli na tohle n\u011bkdy Eli\u0161ko naraz\u00ed\u0161, tak mi to m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 zase napsat do koment\u00e1\u0159\u016f t\u0159eba, pokud jsi teda po t\u011bch letech t\u0159eba nep\u0159i\u0161la k rozumu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee j\u00e1 jsem to tam opustila po n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u016fl hodin\u011b, i kdy\u017e jsem se tam za\u010dala docela norm\u00e1ln\u011b bavit s klukama. \u0160la jsem za Vendy do Pohody a byly tam i holky, se kter\u00fdma jsem se pr\u00e1v\u011b bavila d\u0159\u00edv&#8230; dala jsem si dva budvary, v\u0161ichni jsme si povypr\u00e1v\u011bli o tom, jakou jsme m\u011bli nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed sra\u010dku a my s Vendy jely do Buk\u016f na h\u0159i\u0161t\u011b. Pak do Deprese. Tam nikdo nebyl, tak jsme jeli Pod M\u00e1j. Nejhor\u0161\u00ed m\u00edsto na sv\u011bt\u011b, v\u011b\u0159te mi. Cestou zn\u00e1mej po tom ledu co byl na silnici skon\u010dil ne vlastn\u00ed vinou v p\u0159\u00edkop\u011b a zni\u010dil celej zadek auta.<\/p>\n<p>Asi prvn\u00ed co bych ud\u011blala v t\u00fd replayhole by bylo, \u017ee bych vym\u011bnila vyhazova\u010de u \u0161atny. Fakt jako ty arogantn\u00ed v\u00fdrazy nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edch borc\u016f mi za\u010daly l\u00edzt krkem u\u017e z d\u00e1lky. Myslej\u00edce si, \u017ee kdy\u017e chod\u011bj ka\u017edej den do posilovny a maj\u00ed Replay tri\u010dko, \u017ee jsou kr\u00e1sn\u00ed, vybrali ode m\u011b vstup 50 CZK a ulo\u017eili mi bundu na v\u011b\u0161\u00e1k. V\u011bt\u0161ina sle\u010den tam m\u00e1 \u010dern\u00fd leskl\u00fd koza\u010dky, v\u00fdst\u0159ih a\u017e k pohlavn\u00edm org\u00e1n\u016fm, b\u00edl\u00fd vlasy (jako\u017ee asi blond ne asy), cig\u00e1ro u r\u016f\u017eov\u00fd tlamy s tunou lesku, um\u011bl\u00fd \u0159asy a minisukni. Jak jinak by asi ud\u011blaly, aby se na n\u011b vychrtl\u00ed chlapci ze sol\u00e1rka s blond hlavou, b\u00edl\u00fdm Replay trikem a Playboy p\u00e1skem asi d\u00edvali? A m\u011bli o n\u011b z\u00e1jem?<\/p>\n<p>J\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3 holky, ka\u017edej nem\u00e1 p\u0159irozenej \u0161arm, to je vlastn\u011b fakt XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A tak kdybych tam nem\u011bla kamar\u00e1dy, kter\u00fd tam jeli taky, tak bych to tam asi doopravdy nevydr\u017eela. Vlastn\u011b jsem celou dobu sed\u011bla u stolu s k\u00e1mo\u0161em a kecali sme o v\u0161em mo\u017enym a\u017e do p\u016fl \u010dtvrt\u00fd. Tak\u017ee tam bylo asi 15% norm\u00e1ln\u011b se chovaj\u00edc\u00edch a norm\u00e1ln\u011b vypadaj\u00edc\u00edch lid\u00ed. P\u016flka n\u00e1s a mysl\u00edm si, \u017ee byli norm\u00e1ln\u00ed i ti, se kter\u00fdma jsem byla na tom sraze p\u0159edt\u00edm. T\u0159eba se s nima n\u011bkdy n\u011bkde potk\u00e1m a kone\u010dn\u011b i popov\u00edd\u00e1m, abych je taky poznala&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tak takhle. Docela masakr :))) Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee mi sem p\u0159ijde n\u011bjak\u00e1 pipina z podm\u00e1je a za\u010dne mi tady vysv\u011btlovat, \u017ee to je styl nejv\u00edc, Jo holky, m\u00e1te fakt styl a dejte mi pokoj. Tak, j\u00e1 tam zase dl\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3uho nep\u016fjdu, pro\u010d se na to dobrovoln\u011b koukat. Kdyby nejeli v\u0161ichni, tak by m\u011b to ani nenapadlo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A aby tady nebyly jenom stra\u0161n\u00fd v\u011bci, tak jsem si na povel \u00c4vchen zkusila d\u00e1t Chickenburger a bylo to sice dobr\u00fd, ale McChicken je prost\u011b McChicken :)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4489\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_11_2008_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_11_2008_cr1.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_11_2008_cr1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/>\u00c4vchen, d\u00edk XDDD<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4490\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_11_2008_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_11_2008_cr2.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_11_2008_cr2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Uk\u00e1zka pizzy bez s\u00fdra. \u0160estn\u00e1cka v Hypernov\u011b.<\/em><br \/>\nKdo je tady poprv\u00e9: ANO, nej\u00edm s\u00fdr. Ani eidam, ani mozarelu, ani tavenej, ani ov\u010d\u00ed, ani koz\u00ed, ani hermel\u00edn, ani cihlu a ani v\u0161echny ostatn\u00ed druhy s\u00fdra. A taky nej\u00edm j\u00e1tra. Ale miluju j\u00e1trovou om\u00e1\u010dku a miluju j\u00e1trov\u00fd knedl\u00ed\u010dky a chu\u0165 jater. A nej\u00edm sma\u017eenici. Ale j\u00edm \u017eampiony. Miluju \u017eampiony a houbov\u00fd \u0159\u00edzky taky jim. A miluju maso. Miluju dva velk\u00fd fl\u00e1ky masa ke sv\u00ed\u010dkov\u00fd. A miluju va\u0159enou zeleninu. V\u0161echnu! Jo i celer! Rozm\u00e1chanej celer z pol\u00edvky! A syrov\u00fd vejce v pol\u00edvce! Cha!<\/p>\n<p>Dneska kon\u010d\u00edm, jsem cel\u00e1 \u00fapln\u011b p\u0159ekvapen\u00e1. Sem tak p\u0159ekvapen\u00e1 \u017ee to nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00fd. A nevim, jestli m\u011b to m\u00e1 n\u011bjak vzru\u0161ovat a nebo jestli mi z toho m\u00e1 bejt na blit\u00ed. Jo a te\u010fka jsem se\u017erala dva chleb\u00ed\u010dky s vaj\u00ed\u010dkem. A nejela jsem na Sl\u00e1vii dneska, proto\u017ee po v\u010derej\u0161ku se HROZN\u011a boj\u00edm jezdit na tom ledu a fakt nem\u00e1m moment\u00e1ln\u011b na to, ject po tom a\u017e do Prahy. Bych se b\u00e1la no. Sem sra\u010dka, toy vole. Ahoj XDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, ano. Zase m\u00e1m z\u00e1\u017eitek na dlouho. Na LAST.FM ve skupin\u011b TRUTNOV se rozhodlo, \u017ee se ud\u011bl\u00e1 sraz. Projela&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4488"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4488"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4492,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4488\/revisions\/4492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}