{"id":4499,"date":"2008-11-09T21:02:50","date_gmt":"2008-11-09T20:02:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4499"},"modified":"2013-08-24T21:06:45","modified_gmt":"2013-08-24T20:06:45","slug":"slavia-astonvilla-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4499","title":{"rendered":"SLAVIA, ASTONVILLA, HALLOWEEN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tak nev\u00edm jestli m\u00e1 n\u011bjakej smysl ps\u00e1t o Praze. O Sl\u00e1vii a o Astonville. Koho ten z\u00e1pas zaj\u00edmal se d\u00edval. Bylo to stra\u0161n\u00fd a m\u011bli jsme vyhr\u00e1t tak 3:1. A v britsk\u00fdm tisku pr\u00fd psali, \u017ee to byla hodn\u011b velk\u00e1 n\u00e1hoda, \u017ee n\u00e1s porazili. Tolik \u0161anc\u00ed a nic. OMG. Po z\u00e1pase jsem si koupila McChicken, 6 nugetek a om\u00e1\u010dku. A NESN\u011aDLA JSEM TO. Nechala jsem si to p\u0159es noc v ledni\u010dce a oh\u0159\u00e1la sem si to k ob\u011bdu v p\u00e1tek XDDDDDD Ano, oh\u0159\u00e1t\u00fd to chutn\u00e1 stejn\u011b, jako \u010derstv\u00fd! Do \u0161koly jsem klasicky ne\u0161la. P\u0159ijeli jsme stejn\u011b hrozn\u011b pozd\u011b dom\u016f, proto\u017ee byla mlha a nedalo se ject norm\u00e1ln\u011b. Cestou pravideln\u011b potk\u00e1v\u00e1me tak t\u0159i srnky, kter\u00fd n\u00e1m vb\u011bhnou pod auto. Brzd\u00ed se, v\u0161ichni se leknou, \u0159eknou &#8218;zasran\u00e1 srnka&#8216; a jede se d\u00e1l. J\u00e1 ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee jsou zasran\u00fd, mn\u011b se l\u00edb\u011bj.<\/p>\n<p>Tak. P\u0159ejdeme k tomu, co v\u00e1s zaj\u00edm\u00e1 nejv\u00edc. Leto\u0161n\u00ed HALLOWEENSK\u00c1 P\u00c1RTY. M\u016f\u017eeme tady bejt r\u00e1di, \u017ee n\u00e1m to Club Deprese umo\u017e\u0148uje. P\u0159eci jen to nen\u00ed v\u016fbec n\u00e1\u0161 sv\u00e1tek a nic prost\u011b, ale komu se l\u00edb\u00ed, m\u00e1 mo\u017enost ho j\u00edt oslavit pr\u00e1v\u011b tam. Tak\u017ee d\u00edky. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b to nen\u00ed na \u00farovni n\u011bjak\u00fd absolut H p\u00e1rty, ale zase to nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b nejhor\u0161\u00ed. V\u00fdzdoba mysl\u00edm si je b\u00e1jo. Hodn\u011b oran\u017eov\u00fdch a \u010dern\u00fdch balonk\u016f, pavu\u010diny, duchov\u00e9 a pumpkins. Sv\u00ed\u010dky, sv\u00edt\u00edc\u00ed kostry a pavouci. Letos se se\u0161lo v\u00edc masek ne\u017e minulej rok a hlavn\u011b ta p\u00e1rty byla miliontis\u00edckr\u00e1t lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e loni.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160koda, \u017ee ne\u0161la Vendy. Ta cht\u011bla j\u00edt za vojandu a proto\u017ee tam bylo asi p\u011bt voj\u00e1k\u016f, tak by se j\u00ed tam l\u00edbilo a jim ona asi taky XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b mi p\u016fj\u010dila svoje boty a za to fakt d\u00edky, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 koza\u010dky fakt nevedu, nikdy jsem nevedla a ani nikdy v\u00e9st NEBUDU. Ano, jsem si jist\u00e1! N E B U D U!<\/p>\n<p>Tak m\u011bla jsem je poprv\u00e9 na sob\u011b = hrozn\u00fd = neum\u00edm v tom chodit = dneska nem\u016f\u017eu chodit. Ale tak pop\u0159\u00e1dku. Jak jsem jsem psala minule, letos jsem se na to \u00fapln\u011b hrozn\u011b vyka\u0161lala. Neobjednala jsem si kost\u00fdm a nic jsem nevymyslela O___o. V\u010dera odpoledne, kdy\u017e u\u017e mi ho\u0159ela koudel u prdele jsem ale n\u011bco vymyslet musela. Dobrej n\u00e1pad byl p\u016fj\u010dit si ty boty. To jsem m\u011bla. A te\u010fka co d\u00e1l. Na p\u016fd\u011b jsem nic nena\u0161la&#8230; nikde nic. L\u00e1tku na u\u0161it\u00ed jsem taky nem\u011bla. Tak jsem si vzpomn\u011bla, \u017ee jsem si minul\u00fd t\u00fdden koupila svoje HISTORICKY PRVN\u00cd \u0160ATY V \u017dIVOT\u011a! (Proto\u017ee jsem si v\u017edycky p\u016fj\u010dovala \u0161aty od Pr\u010fky, fakt v\u017edycky a Pr\u010fka jaksi nespolukomunikuje s t\u011bma, co nechod\u011bj pod DISCO MAY moment\u00e1ln\u011b XDDDDDDD) Tak\u017ee jsem m\u011bla n\u00e1pad. \u0160aty a boty. Tak to bylo hned jasn\u00fd&#8230; \u0161aty + boty + U\u0160I! A m\u011bla jsem masku.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>DEAD CAT PRINCESS!!!<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<em> A kdo je v\u00edc?! XDDD<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Je\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee jsem \u00faplnej absolut m\u00e1str v l\u00ed\u010den\u00ed a p\u0159ekon\u00e1m kdejakou kosmeti\u010dku v \u010demkoli. A to pros\u00edm m\u00e1m hodn\u011b malej sortiment l\u00ed\u010didel. A p\u0159esto jsem to zvl\u00e1dla. Vymyslet a vyst\u00ednovat si o\u010di tak, jak jsem si p\u0159edstavovala cha cha ch\u00e1. N\u011bjak jsem ale nem\u011bla tmavou rt\u011bnku, tak\u017ee \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed = makeup a pudr na rty a p\u0159eject to st\u00ednama nebo \u010d\u00edm chcete. Dr\u017e\u00ed to 51203251x ne\u017e rt\u011bnka i kdy\u017e m\u00e1te furt hubu namo\u010denou v p\u016flitru. A tak jsem ze sebe ud\u011blala DEAD CAT PRINCESS pomoc\u00ed mal\u00fdch CAT u\u0161\u00ed, nal\u00ed\u010dila jsem mu\u017ee (jako minul\u00fd rok) a jeli jsme. Atmosf\u00e9ra dobr\u00e1, masky dobr\u00fd, lidi dobr\u00fd, v\u0161echno dobr\u00fd. S holkama mysl\u00edm si, \u017ee jsme se v\u00fdborn\u011b bavily, pak p\u0159i\u0161el m\u016fj votec kotec a tak stalo se tam toho mnoho no XDDDDDD Byli tam i n\u011bjac\u00ed am\u00edci XDDD Vid\u011bli n\u00e1pis HALLOWEEN, tak let\u011bli hned XDDDD<\/p>\n<p>Tak, pr\u00e1v\u011b jsem dojedla malou plechovku kuku\u0159ice, te\u010fka p\u0159id\u00e1m n\u011bjak\u00fd fotky. Na v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b budu asi j\u00e1, ale on v\u00e1s nikdo jinej stejn\u011b nezaj\u00edm\u00e1, ne, proto\u017ee milujete jenom m\u011b!!! XDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>Btw.: M\u00e1m urvanej nehet&#8230; (Spencie za to nem\u016f\u017ee)<br \/>\nBtw2.: Je fakt trapn\u00fd \u0159\u00edkat furt &#8218;napi\u0161 blog, napi\u0161 blog&#8216; J\u00e1 si budu ps\u00e1t blog v\u017edycky, kdy\u017e j\u00e1 to uzn\u00e1m za vhodn\u00fd. AMEN.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4500\" title=\"Ter\u010da a DEAD CAT PRINCESS!!! XDDD\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr1.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4501\" title=\"Gynekolog, Domina, j\u00e1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr2.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4502\" title=\"Domina a j\u00e1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr3.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr3-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4503\" title=\"DEAD NO CAT NO PRINCESS\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr4.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr4-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4504\" title=\"S\u00f3ld\u017e\u0159i.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr5.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr5-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4505\" title=\"\u0147\u00e1k\u00e1 d\u011bvka a DCP\u010dko XDDD\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr6.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr6-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4506\" title=\"LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD and DEAD CAT PRINCESS\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr7.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr7-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4507\" title=\"Gynekolog MuDr. Ji\u0159\u00ed Zeman\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr8.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_11_2008_cr8-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mo\u017en\u00e1 d\u00e1m \u010dasem asi 200 fotek do galerie XDDDD Tak\u017ee o nic nep\u0159ijdete jako. Ale fakt jenom mo\u017en\u00e1, kdy\u017e budete hodn\u00ed, mil\u00ed a v\u0159el\u00ed. COMMENTS \u010dekaj\u00ed pouze na v\u00e1s! Tutudutu.<\/p>\n<p>A tenhle nebo p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed t\u00fdden na Nat\u00e1liji \u010dek\u00e1&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. jej\u00ed prvn\u00ed&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. NECHTE SE P\u0158EKVAPI\u0164 XDDDDDD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak nev\u00edm jestli m\u00e1 n\u011bjakej smysl ps\u00e1t o Praze. O Sl\u00e1vii a o Astonville. Koho ten z\u00e1pas zaj\u00edmal se&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,12,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4499"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4499"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4509,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4499\/revisions\/4509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}