Ano, vy u\u017e to mo\u017en\u00e1 zn\u00e1te p\u016fl roku jako v\u0161ichni ostatn\u00ed, ale j\u00e1 jsem na to p\u0159i\u0161la prost\u011b v\u010dera XDDD A to mi to je\u0161t\u011b \u0160t\u011bpa ve \u0161kole \u0159ekla, a\u0165 si to najdu XDDDDDDDDDDD NEJHOR\u0160\u00cd. Zp\u00edv\u00e1m to dokola po\u0159\u00e1d.<\/p>\n
Dneska jsem \u0161la ze \u0161koly a u branky st\u00e1l bagr. Vylezl z n\u011bj n\u011bjakej \u0159idi\u010d a \u00fapln\u011b hnusn\u011b mi \u0159ek, \u017ee to tady jako fakt neprojdu a a\u0165 to jdu obej\u00edt. Tak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m: ‚ Jako NEBUDU to obch\u00e1zet! ‚ a za bagrem st\u00e1l Radek a prej na m\u011b: ‚ CO TADY DR\u017dKUJE\u0160? ‚ XDDDDDDDDDDD Tak jsem jim \u0159ekla, \u017ee tam projdu, \u017ee se prot\u00e1hnu pod tim bagrem a tak XDDDDD Tak jsem se fakt prot\u00e1hla takovou \u0161kv\u00edre\u010dkou mezi plotem a bagrem, mi nev\u011b\u0159ili, \u017ee se prot\u00e1hnu… te\u010fka nev\u00edm, jestli si \u0159\u00edkali, \u017ee jsem tak tlust\u00e1, \u017ee to nedok\u00e1\u017eu, nebo \u017ee to nep\u016fjde p\u0159es moje prsa…<\/p>\n
A dal\u0161\u00ed hrozn\u00e1 v\u011bc v m\u00fdm \u017eivot\u011b, kter\u00e1 m\u011b ranila u srdce. P\u0159ijdu do koupelny a moje v\u011bci, kter\u00fdm m\u00e1m na van\u011b nejsou na van\u011b!!! Tak jsem zalapala po dechu, za\u010dala hrozn\u011b hystericky k\u0159i\u010det a bre\u010det a ml\u00e1tit p\u011bsti\u010dkama o zem, \u017e\u00edly na krku nab\u011bhl\u00fd, krev v o\u010d\u00edch, ohe\u0148 mi l\u00edtal z pusy, venku za\u010daly hromy a blesky, za\u010dalo zem\u011bt\u0159esen\u00ed, padaly ze sk\u00e1ly velk\u00fd balvany na cestu, po kter\u00fd proj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bly auta a zab\u00edjely \u017eeny a d\u011bti v nich jedouc\u00ed, na obloze se za\u010dala d\u011blat velk\u00e1 \u010dern\u00e1 d\u00edra a jej\u00ed v\u00edr pohltil v\u0161echny domy a dom\u00e1c\u00ed zv\u00ed\u0159ata, z kanalizace a vodn\u00edch elektr\u00e1nen vylezly triPody a za\u010daly ni\u010dit v\u0161echno \u017eiv\u00e9, z luk a les\u016f vyb\u011bhli Skoti v sukn\u00edch a sv\u00fdmi zbran\u011bmi zab\u00edjeli ty, kter\u00fd nezabily triPody. A pak p\u0159i\u0161la m\u00e1ma a \u0159ekla mi, \u017ee mi to dala na poli\u010dku v koupeln\u011b a \u017ee kdy\u017e budu n\u011bco cht\u00edt, m\u00e1m si to vz\u00edt k van\u011b a pak to tam zase vr\u00e1tit. Jen\u017ee j\u00e1 se v\u017edycky rozmej\u0161l\u00edm a\u017e ve van\u011b, na co m\u00e1m n\u00e1ladu XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n
Za hodinu jedu sm\u011br Praha. Tak\u017ee se m\u011bjte b\u00e1jo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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