{"id":4531,"date":"2008-10-11T21:33:53","date_gmt":"2008-10-11T20:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4531"},"modified":"2013-08-24T21:34:37","modified_gmt":"2013-08-24T20:34:37","slug":"jabko-a-matu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4531","title":{"rendered":"JABKO A M\u00c1TU!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed jsem p\u0159i\u0161la ze h\u0159i\u0161t\u011b. Berte ohledy na to, \u017ee v sob\u011b m\u00e1m alkohol a m\u016f\u017eu lehce napsat n\u011bjakou chybu. Fotbal jsme vyhr\u00e1li, bylo \u00fapln\u011b \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd teplo, jen tak na mikinu prost\u011b. Andy\u010dka mi celou dobu nedala pokoj s nar\u00e1\u017ekama na minulou sobotu a m\u016fj tane\u010dn\u00edk, kdy\u017e kolem m\u011b proch\u00e1zel \u0159ekl &#8218;a j\u00e9je, u\u017e zase nas\u00e1v\u00e1&#8230;&#8216; no co si o tom mysl\u00edte. Pak jsme si sedli do hospody, s Andy\u010dkou jsem \u00fapln\u011b nehor\u00e1zn\u011b prohr\u00e1la v kart\u00e1ch 12:19. Aspo\u0148 n\u011bkdy ta sparta vyhraje. Pak ona odjela a j\u00e1 jsem se sezn\u00e1mila s na\u0161\u00edm brank\u00e1\u0159em, kter\u00fd a\u010d je spar\u0165an, zd\u00e1 se b\u00fdt i rozumn\u00fd XDDDDD Docela norm\u00e1ln\u011b se s nim o tom dalo bavit narozd\u00edl od p\u016flky hospody. Potom za\u010dal fotbal my versus severn\u00ed sousedi a mn\u011b n\u011bjak to pivo nesedlo, proto\u017ee jsem nemocn\u00e1 a po\u0159\u00e1d cuc\u00e1m strepfen, beru paralen a st\u0159\u00edk\u00e1m si do zob\u00e1ku sanorin. Tak mi za\u010dalo bejt fakt \u0161patn\u011b od \u017ealudku, bolela m\u011b hlava a b\u0159icho, tak jsem \u0161la dom\u016f, \u010d\u00edm\u017e se na m\u011b nasral George, Iv\u010da a Andy\u010dka &#8211; fakt sorry, ale stejn\u011b by semnou v Depresi nic nebylo, kdy\u017e mi je \u0161patn\u011b a akor\u00e1t bych se tam tr\u00e1pila a stejn\u011b nepila, nepa\u0159ila a pak jela dom\u016f, tak\u017ee vlastn\u011b bu\u010fte r\u00e1di, \u017ee jsem v\u00e1s toho u\u0161et\u0159ila :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed jsem p\u0159i\u0161la ze h\u0159i\u0161t\u011b. Berte ohledy na to, \u017ee v sob\u011b m\u00e1m alkohol a m\u016f\u017eu lehce napsat&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4531"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4531"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4532,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4531\/revisions\/4532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}