{"id":4535,"date":"2008-10-07T21:35:52","date_gmt":"2008-10-07T20:35:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4535"},"modified":"2013-08-24T21:37:45","modified_gmt":"2013-08-24T20:37:45","slug":"operace-nailscissors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4535","title":{"rendered":"OPERACE NAILSCISSORS"},"content":{"rendered":"

-> J\u00e1 a moje nudli\u010dky p\u0159i sledov\u00e1n\u00ed Samot\u00e1\u0159\u016f dneska.<\/p>\n

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Ten film jsem nevid\u011bla \u0161\u00edlen\u011b dlouho, tak\u017ee jsem si ho vychutn\u00e1vala co to \u0161lo. Tohle je m\u016fj posledn\u00ed joint. Ani ho nedokou\u0159im… venku za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 bejt zima a to je obdob\u00ed, ve kter\u00fdm se zrovna moc necour\u00e1m po venku. Tak\u017ee te\u010fka nastane obdob\u00ed film\u016f, sv\u00ed\u010dek a dom\u00e1c\u00ed pohody. Je\u0161t\u011b teda asi vyu\u017eiju n\u011bkter\u00fdho ze slune\u010dn\u00fdch dn\u016f k proch\u00e1zce loukou a pak uklidim v\u0161echny boty, bundy a kab\u00e1ty a nebudu chodit ven XDDDD<\/p>\n

V\u010dera m\u011b za\u010dalo bolet v krku – super. A zrovna dneska jsem ve \u0161kole musela \u010d\u00edst nahlas. Zase super. V\u010derej\u0161\u00ed derby skon\u010dilo v\u00fdsledkem 4:1 pro Sl\u00e1vii a bylo to kr\u00e1sn\u00fd <33333333 piercing rezignuje a rozhodl se m\u011b \u0161tv\u00e1t. Po vzoru m\u00fdho \u00fapln\u011b prvn\u00edho piercingu v brad\u011b prost\u011b zevnit\u0159 zar\u016fst\u00e1 do k\u016f\u017ee. Jako\u017ee zapluje do masa a hledej si m\u011b kde chce\u0161 XDDDDDD Tak jsem se ho r\u00e1no cht\u011bla pokusit vytla\u010dit zp\u00e1tky p\u0159es takovou slab\u0161\u00ed vrstvu k\u016f\u017ee. \u010clov\u011bk by ne\u0159ek, jak rychle to zar\u016fst\u00e1! O__o Tak jsem vymyslela \u00fapln\u011b super v\u011bc XDDDDD Vyst\u0159ihla jsem si z plastov\u00fdho kel\u00edmku od jogurtu kole\u010dko asi p\u016fl centimetru v pr\u016fm\u011bru a uprost\u0159ed ud\u011blala dirku p\u0159esn\u011b velkou jako je ty\u010dinka piercingu. K t\u00fd dirce jsem to prost\u0159ihla a \u017ee si to tam jako nand\u00e1m na to a u\u017e by to vlast\u011b teoreticky nem\u011blo zal\u00edzt. Tak \u017eiletku jsem doma nem\u011bla (Jsem \u00fapln\u011b \u0161patn\u00fd EMO), no\u017eem bych si p\u0159ipadala dost divn\u011b, tak jsem namo\u010dila n\u016f\u017eti\u010dky na nehty do dezinfekce a tu k\u016f\u017ei uvnit\u0159 pusy za\u010dala st\u0159\u00edhat XDDDDDDDDD Nic moc XDDDDD Ale vy\u0161lo to, piercing jsem na\u0161la v hloubi masa a za\u010dala jsem tam cp\u00e1t to moje kouzeln\u00fd kole\u010dko. Rvala jsem to tam asi 15 minut, ne\u017e se mi to povedlo, proto\u017ee to m\u00e1m hodn\u011b napuchl\u00fd a tak… hrozn\u011b jsem si to cht\u011bla cel\u00fd nato\u010dit, nev\u00edm pro\u010d jsem to neud\u011blala XDDDDDD Tak te\u010fka \u017eiju s um\u011blou hmotou v hub\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Dneska mi p\u0159i\u0161la TIGI z\u00e1silka. I p\u0159es tu r\u00fdmu co m\u00e1m jsem cejtila nej\u00fa\u017easn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed v\u016fni a u\u017e se t\u011b\u0161\u00edm, a\u017e si budu mejt vlasy <3333 Nejlep\u0161\u00ed vlasov\u00e1 kosmetika. \u0160la jsem s Vendy jen tak do skateshopu a ona si koupila Burton vestu za t\u0159i litry a j\u00e1 pen\u00e1l, proto\u017ee byl velkej a p\u011bknej, tak\u017ee se mus\u00edm rozlou\u010dit s m\u00fdma dv\u011bma pen\u00e1lama.<\/p>\n

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A NAKONEC, kdo by se cht\u011bl samoopalovat n\u011bjak\u00fdm samoopalovac\u00edm kr\u00e9mem a boj\u00ed se flek\u016f, koukn\u011bte se na LA BELLEZU :) Kdo nechce, a\u0165 tam ani nechod\u00ed, proto\u017ee si myslim, \u017ee ty holky, kter\u00fd to po mn\u011b cht\u011bly napsat, nebude v\u00e1\u0161 n\u00e1zor o tom, jak se v\u00e1m d\u011bsn\u011b l\u00edb\u011bj b\u00edl\u00fd lidi, zaj\u00edmat ;)))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

-> J\u00e1 a moje nudli\u010dky p\u0159i sledov\u00e1n\u00ed Samot\u00e1\u0159\u016f dneska. Ten film jsem nevid\u011bla \u0161\u00edlen\u011b dlouho, tak\u017ee jsem si ho…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4535"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4535"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4539,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4535\/revisions\/4539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}