{"id":457,"date":"2011-02-16T14:06:57","date_gmt":"2011-02-16T13:06:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=457"},"modified":"2011-02-16T14:06:57","modified_gmt":"2011-02-16T13:06:57","slug":"sunday-sledding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=457","title":{"rendered":"Sunday Sledding!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bude to zn\u00edt asi neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b, hlavn\u011b pro ty, kte\u0159\u00ed n\u00e1s znaj\u00ed. Ano, je tomu tak &#8211; v sobotu se nikdo neo\u017eral tak, aby nemohl j\u00edt v ned\u011bli v 9:00 hodin R\u00c1NO s\u00e1\u0148kovat na \u010cernou horu. Napadlo to m\u00fdho kamar\u00e1da <strong>Ji\u0159\u00edho<\/strong> (George) kter\u00fdho zn\u00e1te ji\u017e spoustu let z m\u00fdch vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed asi n\u011bkdy v \u00fater\u00fd a nev\u011b\u0159il, \u017ee n\u011bkdo v ned\u011bli r\u00e1no vstane a p\u016fjde s\u00e1\u0148kovat s n\u00edm. Nakonec to osudn\u00e9 r\u00e1no vstala docela velk\u00e1 parta lid\u00ed a i kdy\u017e n\u00e1s mohlo bejt je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc, bylo n\u00e1s dost. Tak\u017ee v\u00e1m m\u016f\u017eu \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee j\u00e1 jsem letos na sn\u011bhu u\u017e byla tolikr\u00e1t, co za m\u00fdch posledn\u00edch tak 10 let ne. Na Silvestra jsem byla na s\u00e1\u0148k\u00e1ch \u00fapln\u011b poprv\u00fd v \u017eivot\u011b, vy\u0161la jsem kopec jako prase, opila jsem se tam a sjela jsem to dol\u016f, potom ned\u00e1vn\u00fd snowboard a v ned\u011bli teda, podruh\u00fd v \u017eivot\u011b s\u00e1\u0148ky. Mo\u017en\u00e1, \u017ee jsem asi nikdy nejela lanovkou na \u010cernou horu. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b v l\u00e9t\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d\u00e1m hromadnou t\u00faru na Sn\u011b\u017eku, kdo chce, m\u016f\u017ee se zapsat XDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>To jako myslim naprosto v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, jenom dohodneme term\u00edn, byla by to pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b n\u011bjak\u00e1 slunn\u00e1 ned\u011ble, autobusy zjist\u00edme. No kdyby m\u011bl n\u011bkdo z\u00e1jem, nech\u0165 se ozve, j\u00e1 l\u00e9to 2011 u\u017e te\u010fka jmenuji sportovn\u00edm l\u00e9tem str\u00e1ven\u00fdm venku, a\u0165 u\u017e budu chodit na t\u00fary a nebo vyt\u00e1hnu kolo.<\/p>\n<p>Ale vr\u00e1t\u00edme se k ned\u011bln\u00edmu s\u00e1\u0148kov\u00e1n\u00ed na zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9 \u010cern\u00e9 ho\u0159e. Proto\u017ee nem\u00e1me s\u00e1\u0148ky, jeli jsme o chlup d\u0159\u00edv, abysme si n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u016fj\u010dili. Za <strong>150 CZK<\/strong> jedny s\u00e1\u0148ky docela mazec, na to, \u017ee jsme m\u011bli ject jenom 1 j\u00edzdu a ka\u017ed\u00fd cht\u011bl svoje, proto\u017ee dv\u011b stejn\u00fd povahy nem\u016f\u017eou ject na jedn\u011bch s\u00e1\u0148k\u00e1ch! Odpoledne jsem m\u011bla dod\u011bl\u00e1vat dort a tak \u010dasu nebylo mnoho. To, \u017ee jsme nakonec jeli j\u00edzdy t\u0159i, tak\u017ee se n\u00e1m p\u016fj\u010den\u00ed vyplatilo, ale zase jsme dali litra za 3 lidi na lanovce. Pot\u00e9 jsem se dozv\u011bd\u011bla, \u017ee jsem to m\u011bla jako d\u00e1rek k Valent\u00fdnu XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. P\u011bkn\u00e9, \u017ee.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sch2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-458\" title=\"Banda!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sch2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"246\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sch2.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sch2-300x140.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>Kdyby n\u011bkoho zaj\u00edmaly ty nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed detaily, tak moje s\u00e1\u0148ky jsou ty jedin\u00fd kovov\u00fd modr\u00fd je\u017e nach\u00e1zej\u00ed se za Me\u010f\u00e1kem XD<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sch3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-459\" title=\"&lt;3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sch3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"237\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sch3.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sch3-300x135.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>Vejhled doz\u00e1du z na\u0161\u00ed kabinky &lt;3<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sch1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-460\" title=\"\u2665\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sch1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sch1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sch1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>J\u00e1 und Andrea po prvn\u00ed j\u00edzd\u011b tu\u0161\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Abych v\u00e1m p\u0159edstavila tro\u0161ku, jak vypadala moje prvn\u00ed j\u00edzda. Proto\u017ee hodn\u011b z n\u00e1s bylo na s\u00e1\u0148ka\u0159sk\u00fd dr\u00e1ze \u00fapln\u011b poprv\u00fd, nev\u011bd\u011bli jsme, \u017ee se dr\u00e1ha prol\u00edn\u00e1 s dr\u00e1hou pro ly\u017ea\u0159e, kter\u00fdch bylo v\u0161ude hafo. Dohromady se muselo zastavit a p\u0159ej\u00edt vlek asi 3x nebo 4x. Dole to bylo v\u016fbec nahovno, poprv\u00fd jsem p\u0159ejela ten most s ly\u017ea\u0159ema XDDDDDD. No ale vra\u0165me se je\u0161t\u011b skoro nah\u00f3ru, nev\u00edm, jak dob\u0159e zn\u00e1te pohyb san\u00ed po sn\u011bhu, ale ono kdy\u017e jako nebrzd\u00edte, tak byste mo\u017en\u00e1 p\u0159edjeli Leo\u0161e Mare\u0161e na <em>pra\u017esk\u00fdm okruhu<\/em>. A tak teda jedeme jako hovada a najednou p\u00e1r metr\u016f p\u0159ed v\u00e1ma horizont, p\u00e1r lid\u00ed v sob\u011b, tak brzd\u00edte, proto\u017ee jste na vleku najednou, m\u00e1te jak\u017e tak\u017e zabr\u017ed\u011bno a zezadu to v\u00e1s plnou rychlost\u00ed narve David se Silvou! Vylet\u011bla jsem \u00fapln\u011b cel\u00e1 ze san\u00ed do vleku dr\u017ekou po ledu, spadla mi \u010depice jako, ot\u0159es mozku, \u0161ok! No kdy\u017e si to \u010dlov\u011bk uv\u011bdom\u00ed pozd\u011bjc, kdyby tam jel n\u011bjakej ly\u017ear a narval mi to ly\u017eej do hlavy, tak nic moc, co v\u0161echno se mohlo st\u00e1t. Tak jsme p\u0159eb\u011bhli vlek a jelo se d\u00e1l.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sankyaluca1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-461\" title=\":)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sankyaluca1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"197\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sankyaluca1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sankyaluca1-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>J\u00e1 v akci a j\u00e1 s Luckou d\u00f3le.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sanky1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-462\" title=\":)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sanky1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"197\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sanky1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/sanky1-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>Tahle fotka je extraspeci\u00e1ln\u00ed bonus s n\u00e1zvem &#8222;J\u00e1 a Andrej\u00edna a m\u016fj starej a jej\u00ed starej&#8220; XDDDDDDD No a j\u00e1 s Andy v kabince sm\u011brem nahoru :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Druh\u00e1 j\u00edzda se mysl\u00edm obe\u0161la bez v\u011bt\u0161\u00edch zran\u011bn\u00ed i kdy\u017e nev\u00edm, jestli pr\u00e1v\u011b ta druh\u00e1 nebyla tou osudnou <em>Andrej\u00edny<\/em> a <em>Iv\u010di<\/em>, ale zato v\u00edm, \u017ee ta <strong>T\u0158ET\u00cd<\/strong> byla nejhor\u0161\u00ed XDDDDD Prosimv\u00e1s. Kdy\u017e u\u017e jsme si v\u0161ichni mysleli, jak m\u00e1me v\u0161echno p\u011bkn\u011b nacvi\u010den\u00fd v\u010detn\u011b p\u0159ejezd\u016f vlek\u016f a dobr\u017e\u010fov\u00e1n\u00ed, zjistili jsme, \u017ee tomu nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b tak, nebo\u0165 na jednom jedinym m\u00edst\u011b Lucie srazila ly\u017ea\u0159e na vleku, n\u011bkdo to narval do mal\u00fdho tlust\u00fdho polsk\u00fdho d\u00edt\u011bte, je\u017e za\u010dalo kvi\u010det jak prase, v\u0161ichni se tam h\u00e1dali s partou Pol\u00e1k\u016f o tom, \u017ee my za to nem\u016f\u017eeme, \u017ee jezd\u00edme hrozn\u011b slu\u0161n\u011b a \u017ee oni tam nem\u011bli st\u00e1t a kdy\u017e n\u011bkdo v\u00fdrazn\u011b do\u0159ek to <strong>MY JEZD\u00cdME SLU\u0160N\u011a<\/strong>, tak se zpoza p\u0159ejezdu vy\u0159\u00edtil Petr takovou rychlost\u00ed, \u017ee mi nikdo nesta\u010dil \u0159\u00edct <strong>UHNI<\/strong> a narval to do m\u011b takov\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem, \u017ee jsem j\u00e1 skon\u010dila na zemi z\u00e1dama na jeho s\u00e1\u0148k\u00e1ch (a to jsem p\u0159edt\u00edm sed\u011bla na sv\u00fdch!!!) myslela jsem si, \u017ee nem\u00e1m ledviny a byla jsem zase v \u0161oku. To ty Pol\u00e1ky je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc nasralo a tak jsme ujeli, oni nemohli tak rychle jak my, kdy\u017e to d\u00edt\u011b m\u011blo nat\u0159ikr\u00e1t zlomenou nohu a tak jsme je u\u017e nikdy nevid\u011bli.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\"><strong><em>&#8222;UWAGA!!!&#8220;<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\"><strong><em>MRD!<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\"><strong><em>&#8222;Nasz syn ma z\u0142aman\u0105 nog\u0119 biednych!&#8220;<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\"><strong><em>&#8222;My nerozum\u00edme!&#8220;<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\"><strong><em>&#8222;To zrobi\u0107 podczas jazdy szybko bestia!!!&#8220;<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\"><strong><em>&#8222;My jezd\u00edme slu\u0161n\u011b a pomalu&#8220;<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\"><strong><em>MRD!<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nNo. Okolo p\u016fl dvan\u00e1ct\u00fd jsme jeli dom\u016f a j\u00e1 jsem \u0161la dod\u011bl\u00e1vat dort, kterej se mi den p\u0159edt\u00edm nepovedl a m\u016f\u017eu \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee u\u017e v\u00edm, \u017ee nen\u00e1vid\u00edm pe\u010den\u00ed nejv\u00edc na sv\u011bt\u011b a z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1m u va\u0159en\u00ed, co\u017e mi p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1, \u017ee m\u00e1m ud\u011blanej recept na seged\u00edn nejlep\u0161\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b. \u00dapln\u011b jako p\u016fvodn\u011b to m\u011bl bejt dvoupatrovej dort pestr\u00fdch barev, proto\u017ee moje Mom m\u00e1 r\u00e1da oran\u017eovou, \u017elutou, zelenou a v\u016fbec je takov\u00e1 vesel\u00e1. D\u011blala jsem to P\u0158ESN\u011a podle <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelic-perfection.net\/?p=265\" target=\"_blank\">Cassidina receptu<\/a>. A te\u010fka j\u00e1 zrovna jsem \u0161ikovnej a zru\u010dnej \u010dlov\u011bk. Akor\u00e1t jak nepe\u010du skoro v\u016fbec nikdy nic, tak v tom nejsem zb\u011bhl\u00e1. Prvn\u00ed t\u011bsto mi nenab\u011bhlo v\u016fbec, druh\u00fd taky ne, tak jsem \u0161la na jin\u00fd str\u00e1nky, kde jsou n\u00e1vody na korpusy a tam v\u0161ude bylo, \u017ee se do toho mus\u00ed p\u0159idat <em>kyp\u0159\u00edc\u00ed pr\u00e1\u0161ek do pe\u010diva<\/em>, co\u017e tam Cass nem\u00e1, nev\u00edm pro\u010d teda, ale pak u\u017e to nab\u011bhlo p\u011bkn\u011b a nebyla to omeleta vaje\u010dn\u00e1. Jen\u017ee to u\u017e jsem m\u011bla p\u00e1r posledn\u00edch ingredienc\u00ed a musela jsem ten den namazat korpus a tak bylo jasno, bude to malej dort\u00edk bohu\u017eel. V ned\u011bli m\u011b \u010dekala jenom potahov\u00e1 hmota, na kterou jsem zas naopak nem\u011bla nervy ji v\u00e1let, se lepila d\u011bvka a pak se mi trhala, kdy\u017e jsem ji d\u00e1vala na dort a tak jsem vzteky v\u0161echno zma\u010dkala a nah\u00e1zela do ko\u0161e &lt;333. Je\u017ei\u0161, mn\u011b bylo tak kr\u00e1sn\u011b v tu chv\u00edli. Vyt\u00e1hla jsem \u010dokol\u00e1dovou polevu a ud\u011blala jsem m\u00edsto \u00fa\u017easn\u00fdho dvoupatrov\u00fdho dortu s r\u016f\u017eema a s ma\u0161l\u00ed malou krti\u010dinu. Krti\u010dina byla prej dobr\u00fdm dortem, ale mn\u011b do\u0161el Diazepam.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/dort1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-466\" title=\"XDDD\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/dort1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"197\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/dort1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/dort1-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>V\u00fdroba potahov\u00fd hmoty na dort a KRTI\u010cINA na\u0161e \u2665<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b se budu v\u011bnovat zase medovn\u00edk\u016fm a \u010d\u00edskejk\u016fm. Nav\u00edc tady nikde v okol\u00ed nem\u011bli ty klasick\u00fd marshmallow a tak kdybych cht\u011bla b\u00edlej dort, tak jsem v \u0159iti, proto\u017ee m\u011bli jenom dementn\u00ed ka\u010denky.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/charlieaf1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-467\" title=\":)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/charlieaf1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"197\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/charlieaf1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/charlieaf1-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>J\u00e1 a Charlie Watts na oslav\u011b u Mom a F a j\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b dole u lanovky na \u010cernou horu.<\/p>\n<p>V\u010dera p\u0159i\u0161la ta <strong>E.L.F. kosmetika<\/strong>, j\u00e1 tam m\u00e1m teda skoro prd, ale holky budou m\u00edt obrovskou radost. \u00a0Ve \u010dtvrtek jsem to objedn\u00e1vala a platila a v \u00fater\u00fd to bylo doma. Co\u017e je \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd. U\u017e jsem d\u011blala n\u011bjak\u00fd testy na ru\u010dce sv\u00e9 a hrozn\u011b se mi to l\u00edb\u00ed, kvalitou by to mohlo bejt lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e dekorativn\u00ed kosmetika t\u0159eba od AVONU nebo Oriflame. I barvy na netu docela odpov\u00eddaj\u00ed skute\u010dnosti. Asi jim vykoup\u00edm p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b ty tu\u017eky. <em>MATTE FINISHER<\/em> funguje p\u0159esn\u011b tak, jak fungovat m\u00e1 a j\u00e1 jsem fakt nad\u0161en\u00e1. Cht\u011bla jsem v\u00e1m o tom napsat a ud\u011blat post, kdy\u017e jsem dneska d\u00e1vala v\u0161echnu komsetiku z jedn\u00fd krabi\u010dky do druh\u00fd v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed, ale jsem l\u00edn\u00e1 svin\u011b. Taky jsem v\u00e1m cht\u011bla uk\u00e1zat vlastn\u011b bublinku. Tak p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b mi to p\u0159ipome\u0148te.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bude to zn\u00edt asi neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b, hlavn\u011b pro ty, kte\u0159\u00ed n\u00e1s znaj\u00ed. 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