{"id":4626,"date":"2008-05-27T22:29:22","date_gmt":"2008-05-27T21:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4626"},"modified":"2013-08-24T22:30:40","modified_gmt":"2013-08-24T21:30:40","slug":"dt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4626","title":{"rendered":"DT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Abych v\u00e1m \u0159ekla pravdu&#8230; tak&#8230; jsem ten web v\u016fbec ned\u011blala. Chv\u00edli jo, ale pak jsem to smazala a pak u\u017e n\u011bjak nic&#8230; tak uvid\u00edme, jak to v\u016fbec cel\u00fd dopadne&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dneska v pr\u00e1ci jsem se nau\u010dila n\u011bjak\u00fd dal\u0161\u00ed k\u00f3dy XDDD T\u0159eba brokolice je 1810 a kornrohl\u00edk je 5457. Kobliha s nug\u00e1tem je 5550, kobliha s marmel\u00e1dou je 5549 a nektarinky v ko\u0161\u00edku jsou 1869! V\u016fn\u011b t\u011bch nektarinek mi dneska cel\u00fd dopoledne p\u0159ipom\u00ednala \u0158ecko. M\u011bsto Stavros, mo\u0159e, palmy, tepl\u00fd ve\u010dery, proch\u00e1zky po pl\u00e1\u017ei s t\u00edm kr\u00e1sn\u011b slan\u00fdm vzduchem&#8230; u\u017e aby tady byl den odletu k mo\u0159i a zase se to v\u0161echno opakovalo. I kdy\u017e jsem \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee do \u0158ecka n\u011bjak\u00fd \u010das nechci, proto\u017ee jsem tam byla nejv\u00edckr\u00e1t.<\/p>\n<p>Abych v\u00e1m zkazila tyhle kr\u00e1sn\u00fd pocity a vr\u00e1tila v\u00e1s zp\u00e1tky do \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky (pop\u0159\u00edpad\u011b \u0160v\u00e9dska), tak v\u00e1m \u0159eknu, \u017ee to dneska nebyly jenom v\u016fn\u011b. Byl to i smrad a hororov\u00e9 sc\u00e9ny. P\u0159i\u0161el mi tam p\u00e1n, co tak stra\u0161n\u011b smrd\u011bl, \u017ee jsem tomu necht\u011bla ani v\u011b\u0159it&#8230; nehty m\u011bl dlouh\u00fd, na ko\u0161ili n\u011bjak\u00fd zaschl\u00fd fleky od blitek a tak r\u016fzn\u011b. Kupoval si n\u011bkde 80 krabic v\u00edna po kartonech ne&#8230; no nic. Pak mi tam krv\u00e1cela pan\u00ed u pokladny, \u017ee se \u0159\u00edzla o vani\u010dku s ku\u0159ec\u00edm masem&#8230; krev byla v\u0161ude, hrozn\u011b j\u00ed to teklo, na v\u0161ech t\u011bch v\u011bcech, kter\u00fd jsem pak j\u00e1 musela vz\u00edt do ruky a projet to p\u00edp\u00e1\u010dkem. OMFG.<\/p>\n<p>A abych v\u00e1s zase vzala z tohodle hrozn\u00fdho hnusu, uk\u00e1\u017eu v\u00e1m, co jsem zase objevila, hah\u00e1. U\u017e m\u00e1m koupen\u00fd t\u011blov\u00fd ml\u00edko s &#8218;Lollipop&#8216; p\u0159\u00edchut\u00ed. A je\u0161t\u011b budu m\u00edt ban\u00e1novej koktejl.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4627\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_05_2008_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"325\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_05_2008_cr1.jpg 325w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_05_2008_cr1-300x230.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>No nevypad\u00e1 to l\u00e1kav\u011b? Je to zna\u010dka od Jessicy Simpson a m\u00e1 tam holka \u0161ikovn\u00e1 sam\u00fd delikatesy v podob\u011b \u010dokol\u00e1dy, vanilky, cukrov\u00fd vaty, jahod a podobn\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edchut\u00ed v\u00fdrobk\u016f. Od lesk\u016f na rty, \u0161ampon\u016f, sprch\u00e1\u010d\u016f, po p\u011bny do koupele a t\u011blov\u00fd ml\u00edka <333\n\nV \u010dervnu jedu do Prahy na THE KLEZMATICS! Tak\u017ee pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b zajdu do LUSH prodejny, nejd\u0159\u00edv jim tam vykoup\u00edm BATH BOMBS, hlavn\u011b teda Sexbomb a d\u00e1l se uvid\u00ed :) Jsem stra\u0161nej l\u016fzr a p\u00ed\u0161u po\u0159\u00e1d jenom o kosmetice... ale co u\u017e, koho to je blog?! M\u016fj! XDDD A prost\u011b vy v\u0161ichni BUDETE \u010d\u00edst po\u0159\u00e1d jenom o kosmetice. Co chci do vany za Lush koule a jak\u00fd m\u00e1m t\u011blov\u00fd ml\u00edka, to\u0165 v\u00e1\u0161 \u00fad\u011bl. \n\nNech\u00e1m v\u00e1s bejt, \u010dau :)))\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Abych v\u00e1m \u0159ekla pravdu&#8230; tak&#8230; jsem ten web v\u016fbec ned\u011blala. 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