{"id":4742,"date":"2013-08-31T17:58:29","date_gmt":"2013-08-31T16:58:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4742"},"modified":"2013-08-31T17:58:29","modified_gmt":"2013-08-31T16:58:29","slug":"kaktusy-na-louce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4742","title":{"rendered":"Kaktusy na louce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, o tom, jak si <em>B\u0159in\u010dilovi<\/em> zalo\u017eili seznamku <em>in da air<\/em> jste u\u017e asi \u010detli u <em>Cassidy<\/em>, tak\u017ee v\u00edte v\u0161ecko vlastn\u011b, nic jin\u00fdho nen\u00ed podstatn\u00fd v\u016fbec. Hrozn\u011b se omlouv\u00e1m, ale nem\u00e1m v\u016fbec \u010das ps\u00e1t blog. Bal\u00edm si zase kufr a zas zavazuju boty, tentokr\u00e1t nepot\u0159ebuju letenku, ale \u0159idi\u010d\u00e1k. Posledn\u00ed dny, co jsme byly je\u0161t\u011b v UK, tak p\u0159ijel <em>Mordor<\/em>, tak\u017ee m\u00e1me op\u011bt a zase reprezentativn\u00ed fotky. Cesta z <em>Andoveru<\/em> na <em>Luton<\/em> autobusem byla \u00famorn\u00e1, ale kdy\u017e m\u00e1te pln\u011b nabitou v\u0161echnu elektroniku tak, \u017ee byste ji klidn\u011b mohli p\u016fj\u010dovat lidem v autobuse, kte\u0159\u00ed ji maj\u00ed vybitou, tak se to d\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4743\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr2-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>Se sna\u017e\u00edm b\u00fdt celoro\u010dn\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u00ed a on mi to v\u017edycky zkaz\u00ed. Plus mi pokousal hrozn\u011b nohu a ol\u00edzal mi celou nohu na leti\u0161ti, kdy\u017e jsem se sna\u017eila b\u00fdt reprezentativn\u00ed zrovna. No, cel\u00fd na\u0161e \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed na leti\u0161ti bylo ot\u0159esn\u00fd, fakt jsem se za n\u00e1s styd\u011bla hrozn\u011b. Nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm, kdy\u017e n\u011bkdo d\u011bl\u00e1 bordel a omot\u00e1v\u00e1 si hlavu do f\u00f3lie na leti\u0161ti a my jsme to prost\u011b taky d\u011blali.<\/p>\n<p>To bylo \u00fater\u00fd a od t\u00fd doby jsem nespala. Ka\u017edou noc \u010dum\u00edm do zdi, nem\u016f\u017eu sp\u00e1t a kdy\u017e usnu k r\u00e1nu, tak se hned bud\u00edm. Nech\u00e1pu, kde beru v\u0161echnu tu energii, kterou vyd\u00e1v\u00e1m. Za 48 hodin v \u010cesk\u00fd republice jsem najela \u0161\u00edlen\u00fdch kilometr\u016f na kole, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd posouv\u00e1n\u00ed se, fakt d\u00e1lky. Za 48 hodin jsem m\u011bla m\u00edt taky hotov\u00fd 3 webov\u00fd &#8222;grafiky&#8220; (<em>prej: pot\u0159ebujeme fakt rychle stra\u0161n\u011b oby\u010dehnou 1 str\u00e1nku, pod t\u00edm bude jen kalend\u00e1\u0159!<\/em>) za &#8222;symbolickou cenu&#8220;, se kter\u00fdma po\u0159\u00e1d nikdo nebyl 100% spokojen\u00fd, a\u017e nakonec m\u011b zachr\u00e1nilo to, \u017ee cht\u011bli v\u0161echny t\u0159i weby m\u00edt stejn\u00fd a j\u00e1 jsem nemusela vym\u00fd\u0161let zbyl\u00e9 dva! U\u0161et\u0159ilo mi to hodiny a hodiny pr\u00e1ce.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4744\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"130\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr1-300x65.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4745\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"439\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr3-300x219.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Prvn\u00ed fotka z domova!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4746\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"268\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr4-300x134.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Cyklo j\u00e1, \u0161irok\u00fd silnice a musela, prost\u011b musela jsem si pro svoji dietcoke.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4747\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr4_1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr4_1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr4_1-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>Dv\u011b identick\u00e9 p\u00f3zy pro focen\u00ed, ano, z <em>Pomezek<\/em> do <em>Buk\u016f<\/em>. Jsme si myslely, \u017ee to bude v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b sp\u00ed\u0161 rovn\u011b nebo dol\u016f, ale bohu\u017eel se uk\u00e1zalo, \u017ee tahle trasa vede po\u0159\u00e1d skoro NAHORU a \u0161\u00edlen\u00fdma cestama, tak\u017ee a\u017e tam n\u011bkdo n\u011bkdy pojedete, tak tam ani nejezd\u011bte. P\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b prej d\u00e1v\u00e1me klasicky <em>Ratibo\u0159ice<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4748\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr5.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr5-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Sn\u011b\u017eka!<br \/>\nA tady pros\u00edm na zelen\u00e9 te\u010dce jsme m\u011bly ject po t\u00e9 \u010derven\u00e9 trase, ale my jsme byly hrozn\u011b happy ob\u011b a prost\u011b jsme jely a jely, omylem po modr\u00fd a najednou jsme se objevily u Sp\u00e1le\u0148\u00e1ku (modr\u00e1 te\u010dka). Tak\u017ee jsme musely celou tu \u017elutou trasu zp\u00e1tky t\u00e1hnout kola do EXTR\u00c9MN\u011a prudk\u00fdho \u0161\u00edlen\u00fdho kopce! Na Pomezk\u00e1ch jsem se tak kr\u00e1sn\u011b nadechla a \u0159\u00edkala jsem, jak miluju Krkono\u0161e a v p\u016flce tohodle kopce jsem je fakt nen\u00e1vid\u011bla.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4749\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr6.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr6-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Jsme nejlep\u0161\u00ed ale.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4750\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr7.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_08_2013_cr7-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Dopln\u011bn\u00ed vody z potoka a m\u016fj fakt u\u017e zoufalej pohled v p\u016flce toho kopce.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Prakticky jsem 3 dny doma jen d\u011blala weby a jezdila na kole n\u011bjak\u00fd extr\u00e9my. Kdy\u017e jsme se dopot\u00e1cely k R\u00fdchorce, tak jsem si cht\u011bla ujasnit, \u017ee spr\u00e1vn\u00e1 cesta, kterou chceme ject je prost\u011b st\u0159emhlav dol\u016f do lesa, styd\u011bla jsem se zeptat, kdy\u017e jsem m\u00edst\u00ed, ale p\u00e1n byl taky m\u00edstn\u00ed a v\u011bd\u011bl je\u0161t\u011b m\u00ed\u0148, ne\u017e j\u00e1. M\u011bla jsem pravdu, ale ch\u00e1pu, pro\u010d je tam ob\u0159\u00ed zna\u010dka, \u017ee se ta cesta nesm\u00ed sj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bt na kole, jsme se m\u00e1lem zabily o ko\u0159eny a kameny, ale jsme prost\u011b bajk\u0159i.<\/p>\n<p>U\u017e jsem m\u011bla <em>Kofolu, malinovku a Kozla<\/em> jeden\u00e1ctku. Vid\u011bla jsem vesnick\u00fd fotbal, vyprala jsem si pra\u010dku pr\u00e1dla, m\u011bla jsem utopence a kr\u00e1l\u00edka, kter\u00fdmu jsem omylem sn\u011bdla ledvinu a m\u00e1lem jsem u toho vrhla.<\/p>\n<p>Dostala jsem dneska k narozenin\u00e1m dort a chleb\u00ed\u010dky, proto\u017ee v den sv\u00fdch narozenin budu n\u011bkde asi ve <em>Francii<\/em> prskat po <em>Kesid\u011b<\/em> olivy, kter\u00fd mi bude prej cp\u00e1t. M\u011bli jsme m\u00edt dneska ve t\u0159ech oslavu narozenin, ale n\u011bjak z toho se\u0161lo. Dostala jsem d\u00e1rky, kter\u00fd jsou zcela nevyfotiteln\u00fd, proto\u017ee v\u0161echny byly v ob\u00e1lk\u00e1ch, tak\u017ee vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee pot\u0159ebuju nutn\u011b nov\u00fd extern\u00ed HDD, tak si ho pak koup\u00edm jako\u017ee k narozenin\u00e1m. Taky pot\u0159ebuju vrtuln\u00edk na d\u00e1lkov\u00fd ovl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed a tak.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1m snad skoro zabaleno, \u010dek\u00e1m na Petra a\u017e dojede z Brna, pak pojedeme do Trutnova, tam si d\u00e1me zlehka drink a r\u00e1no brzo pojedeme sm\u011br AMSTERDAM. M\u00e1m pap\u00edrky, filt\u0159\u00ed\u010dky, drti\u010dku a dv\u011b sklen\u011bnky, tak\u017ee nevid\u00edm nic, co by m\u011b mohlo zastavit.<\/p>\n<p>Co by n\u00e1s mohlo zastavit!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4753\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/31_08_2013_nejedu1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"471\" height=\"424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/31_08_2013_nejedu1.jpg 471w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/31_08_2013_nejedu1-300x270.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 471px) 100vw, 471px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, o tom, jak si B\u0159in\u010dilovi zalo\u017eili seznamku in da air jste u\u017e asi \u010detli u Cassidy, tak\u017ee v\u00edte&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,22],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4742"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4742"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4755,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4742\/revisions\/4755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}