{"id":4759,"date":"2013-09-20T09:40:29","date_gmt":"2013-09-20T08:40:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4759"},"modified":"2013-09-20T09:40:29","modified_gmt":"2013-09-20T08:40:29","slug":"zenu-a-muze-bude-soudit-porota-kde-budou-soudit-kralovskeho-prokuratora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4759","title":{"rendered":"\u017denu a mu\u017ee bude soudit porota… Kde budou soudit kr\u00e1lovsk\u00e9ho prokur\u00e1tora?"},"content":{"rendered":"

„To z toho nemus\u00edte sund\u00e1vat, to je stejn\u011b pro m\u011b…<\/em>“ zastavuju pan\u00ed u kasy v Tescu, kdy\u017e se mi sna\u017e\u00ed sloupnout z pug\u00e9tu r\u016f\u017e\u00ed r\u016f\u017eov\u00fd barvy cedulku s cenou 3 libry. Dob\u0159e no, m\u011bli i \u010derstv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed za 4 libry, ale kdy\u017e jsou pro m\u011b… „To v\u016fbec nevad\u00ed, \u017ee jsou pro v\u00e1s, t\u0159eba budete m\u00edt v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed radost<\/em>„. Usm\u011bju se. Je\u0161t\u011b ani nen\u00ed p\u016fl osm\u00fd r\u00e1no, venku je asi tak k deseti stup\u0148\u016fm, zejtra bude prvn\u00ed podzimn\u00ed den. V\u0161echna auta jsou orosen\u00e1, zaml\u017een\u00e1, obloha je \u00fapln\u011b modr\u00e1 a za chv\u00edli bude pomalu i h\u0159\u00e1t slunce. Je p\u00e1tek. „Ty \u010dasopisy jsou dra\u017e\u0161\u00ed a dra\u017e\u0161\u00ed, nezd\u00e1 se v\u00e1m?<\/em>“ pan\u00ed projede kasou jeden s Arctic Monkeys a druhej, kterej jsem si koupila jenom kv\u016fli c\u00e9d\u00e9\u010dku uvnit\u0159 a proto\u017ee mi drahej nep\u0159i\u0161el. Vlastn\u011b asi kv\u016fli tomu, \u017ee obsahoval to c\u00e9d\u00e9\u010dko. „J\u00e1 vlastn\u011b ani nev\u00edm, kupuju si \u010dasopisy asi po \u010dty\u0159ech letech…<\/em>“ to u\u017e je tak dlouho? Naposledy jsem si koupila n\u011bjakej d\u00edv\u010d\u00ed nebo \u017eenskej \u010dasopis, proto\u017ee tam byla n\u011bjak\u00e1 zn\u00e1m\u00e1 nebo tak. Pravideln\u011b jsem si naposled p\u0159estala kupovat Bravo<\/em> a Bravo Girl<\/em>, kdy\u017e ode\u0161la ze z\u00e1kladky. To byly fakt moje prvn\u00ed a posledn\u00ed \u010dasopisy, kter\u00fd jsem \u010detla. Potom to v\u0161echno skon\u010dilo, cel\u00e1 moje \u010dasopisov\u00e1 kari\u00e9ra.<\/p>\n

Kone\u010dn\u011b m\u00e1m zase volant na spr\u00e1vn\u00fd stran\u011b, mluv\u00edm jazykem, kter\u00fdm mluvit pot\u0159ebuju, plat\u00edm v britsk\u00e9 m\u011bn\u011b a m\u016f\u017eu dob\u0159e sp\u00e1t. Nikde se mi nikdy l\u00edp nespalo, ne\u017e v tomhle pokoji, na t\u00fdhle posteli, pod touhle dekou a na tomhle pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159i. Zaslou\u017een\u011b po \u010dty\u0159ech letech p\u00ed\u0161u z \u00fapln\u011b nov\u00fdho notebooku, na nov\u00fdm extern\u00edm HDD je cel\u00fdch tis\u00edc gigabajt\u016f voln\u00fdho m\u00edsta, nov\u011b von\u00edm Mademosielle<\/em> od Chanelu<\/em> a The Body Shop<\/em> mi dal k narozenin\u00e1m skv\u011bl\u00fd d\u00e1rky.<\/p>\n

V listopadu na Imagine Dragons<\/em> a na Queens of the Stone Age<\/em>, \u00fapln\u011b skoro po sob\u011b.<\/p>\n

Queens of the Stonehenge,<\/em> mrt\u011b britsk\u00e1 verze ze Sn\u011b\u017eky, nau\u010dme se mluvit pomaleji, srozumiteln\u011bji, lid\u00e9 okolo by n\u00e1m n\u011bkdy cht\u011bli rozum\u011bt. Co \u0159\u00edk\u00e1me.<\/p>\n

Teoreticky mi tady u\u017e moc \u010dasu nezb\u00fdv\u00e1. Nev\u00edm, jak to \u00fapln\u011b bez \u00fajmy p\u0159e\u017eiju. Stra\u0161n\u011b mi vypad\u00e1vaj \u010desk\u00fd slova. O t\u00fd „\u00fajm\u011b“ jsem te\u010fka tak minutu p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lela. Kdybych hodn\u011b nepsala, jak bych asi dopadla.<\/p>\n

1 mouka
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\n5 mouk<\/em><\/p>\n

1 ulic
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\n5 ulic!<\/em><\/p>\n

Norm\u00e1ln\u00ed standardn\u00ed lidsk\u00e1 verze v\u011bty:<\/strong>
\nJestli chce\u0161, m\u016f\u017eeme se tam potkat o pr\u00e1zdnin\u00e1ch nebo potom a\u017e o V\u00e1noc\u00edch, o pauze mi zavolej, pot\u0159ebuju s tebou mluvit, co budeme d\u011blat o v\u00edkendu!<\/em><\/p>\n

Cassidy verze v\u011bty, ned\u011bl\u00e1m si te\u010f fakt prdel:
\n<\/strong>Jestli chce\u0161, m\u016f\u017eeme se tam potkat o pr\u00e1zdniny nebo potom a\u017e o V\u00e1noce, o pauzu mi zavolej, pot\u0159ebuju s tebou mluvit, co budeme d\u011blat o v\u00edkend!<\/em><\/p>\n

Unfortunately.<\/p>\n

V\u010dera ve\u010der jsem rozbila „coffee maker<\/em>“ takovou tu n\u00e1dobku, co j\u00ed stla\u010d\u00edte dol\u016f kafe. Dneska jsem sice musela koupit za dev\u011bt liber novou, ale st\u0159epy p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161ej\u00ed \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, ne?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

„To z toho nemus\u00edte sund\u00e1vat, to je stejn\u011b pro m\u011b…“ zastavuju pan\u00ed u kasy v Tescu, kdy\u017e se mi…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4759"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4759"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4761,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4759\/revisions\/4761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}