{"id":4762,"date":"2013-09-20T21:13:49","date_gmt":"2013-09-20T20:13:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4762"},"modified":"2013-09-20T21:13:49","modified_gmt":"2013-09-20T20:13:49","slug":"we-are-arctic-monkeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4762","title":{"rendered":"We are Arctic Monkeys!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jsem v\u00e1m ani ne\u0159\u00edkala, jak happy jsem v\u010dera byla s novym softwarem. Jak kdybych m\u011bla po dvou letech \u00fapln\u011b novej telefon v ruce! Konec nudy na p\u00e1r dn\u00ed, v\u0161echno tam je bo\u017e\u00ed a dokonal\u00fd. Nejv\u00edc asi kl\u00e1vesnice, rychlej p\u0159\u00edstup na wifi, baterku a kalkula\u010dku karkula\u010dku.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4763\" title=\"iOS7 &lt;333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk0.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"131\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk0.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk0-300x103.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><br \/>\nNejde mi my\u0161 a nev\u00edm pro\u010d zas. Zkou\u0161ela jsem u\u017e v\u0161echno. Hm. Nem\u00e1m r\u00e1da touchpad a kdy\u017e d\u011bl\u00e1te n\u011bjak\u00fd grafick\u00fd pr\u00e1ce, tak to ani nejde prost\u011b, nejde. Dneska jsem si objednala n\u011bjak\u00fd v\u011bci, tak se t\u011b\u0161\u00edm, a\u017e p\u0159ijdou. Sam\u00fd pot\u0159ebn\u00fd samoz\u0159ejm\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>A te\u010fka s\u00f3lo pro Arctic Monkeys, jejich\u017e nov\u00e9 album se mi nel\u00edb\u00ed stejn\u011b jako nov\u00e9 album Franz Ferdinand, fakt d\u00edky vole.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4764\" title=\"Arctic Monkeys on da so-magic.net \" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk1-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4765\" title=\"Arctic Monkeys on da so-magic.net \" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk2-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4766\" title=\"Arctic Monkeys on da so-magic.net \" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk3-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4767\" title=\"Arctic Monkeys on da so-magic.net \" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk4-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4768\" title=\"Arctic Monkeys on da so-magic.net \" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk5.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk5-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4769\" title=\"Arctic Monkeys on da so-magic.net \" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk6.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk6-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4770\" title=\"Arctic Monkeys on da so-magic.net \" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk7.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_09_2013_uk7-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>Jestli taky na n\u011bkter\u00fdch fotk\u00e1ch nepozn\u00e1v\u00e1te toho arogantn\u00edho \u010dur\u00e1ka Alexe Turnera, tak nejste sami. Vypad\u00e1 stra\u0161n\u011b, ale nejv\u00edc stra\u0161n\u011b jinak, ne\u017e v roce 2010. \u00dapln\u011b jinej \u010dlov\u011bk jak kdyby to byl.<\/p>\n<p>Well, sezn\u00e1mila jsem se omylem s jedn\u00edm mu\u017eem ze Southamptonu, omylem tady zejtra kousek od n\u00e1s hraje fotbal, tak\u017ee jdu na fotbal a pak prej d\u00e1me drink. Do toho na m\u011b Oscar, jestli se uvid\u00edme soon.<\/p>\n<p>Uvid\u00edme se soon?<\/p>\n<p>V na\u0161em po\u0159adu m\u016f\u017eete hlasovat a z\u00edskat hodnotn\u00e9 ceny.<\/p>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka je, jestli hlasovat kdy se uvid\u00edme nebo jestli se v\u016fbec n\u011bkdy uvid\u00edme.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jsem v\u00e1m ani ne\u0159\u00edkala, jak happy jsem v\u010dera byla s novym softwarem. Jak kdybych m\u011bla po dvou letech \u00fapln\u011b&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4762"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4762"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4772,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4762\/revisions\/4772"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}