{"id":4788,"date":"2013-10-03T21:21:30","date_gmt":"2013-10-03T20:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4788"},"modified":"2013-10-03T21:21:30","modified_gmt":"2013-10-03T20:21:30","slug":"uklizecka-si-poridila-uklizecku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4788","title":{"rendered":"Ukl\u00edze\u010dka si po\u0159\u00eddila ukl\u00edze\u010dku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jsem asi jedinej \u010dlov\u011bk tady na tom ostrov\u011b, kter\u00fdmu nevad\u011bj stopy vodn\u00edho kamene na spr\u0161e. My toti\u017e doma m\u00e1me v\u0161ude \u010dir\u00fd pr\u016fzra\u010dn\u00fd skla ve sprch\u00e1ch, co\u017e se pro n\u011bkter\u00e9 situace zd\u00e1 b\u00fdt i dobr\u00fdm n\u00e1padem, n\u00fdbr\u017e takov\u00e9 situace nikdy nenastaly, nenast\u00e1vaj\u00ed a pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b nikdy ani nenastanou, tak\u017ee podle m\u011b n\u00e1m jsou tyto super sprchy v\u0161em \u00fapln\u011b akor\u00e1t na obt\u00ed\u017e, proto\u017ee tam jste asi jako holky v Amsterdamu.<\/p>\n<p>Rozhodla jsem se proto, si sprchu neom\u00fdvat <em>limescale removerem<\/em> a nechat je tam, dokud neud\u011blaj\u00ed miliony mal\u00fdch b\u00edl\u00fdch te\u010dek a v t\u00e9 spr\u0161e m\u011b neschovaj\u00ed. Dneska u\u017e jich bylo ale p\u0159es milion a nem\u011bla jsem chv\u00edli doma co d\u011blat, tak\u017ee m\u00e1m op\u011bt a zase \u010dir\u00fd sklo ve spr\u0161e. Tak \u010dir\u00fd, \u017ee jestli na to ve\u010der zapomenu, budu si myslet, \u017ee je ta sprch\u00e1 otev\u0159en\u00e1 a rozbiju si o to sklo hlavu.<\/p>\n<p>Moj\u00ed pan\u00ed se \u00fapln\u011b nel\u00edbilo moc, jak doma ukl\u00edz\u00edm. Kdy\u017e nebudu komentovat nic okolo, proto\u017ee bych se akor\u00e1t rozho\u0159\u010dila, tak to je taky hlavn\u011b kv\u016fli tomu, \u017ee jsem placen\u00e1 na 5 hodin denn\u011b a j\u00e1 tyhle hodiny opravdu d\u011bl\u00e1m sn\u00eddan\u011b, va\u0159\u00edm, \u0159\u00edd\u00edm, va\u0159\u00edm, \u0159\u00edd\u00edm, \u0159\u00edd\u00edm, jdu se psem, \u0159\u00edd\u00edm, \u0159\u00edd\u00edm. Tak\u017ee jsme se dohodly, \u017ee si m\u016f\u017eu po\u0159\u00eddit na doma <em>cleanera<\/em> po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fdho, \u017ee mu bude platit n\u011bco. Po\u0159\u00e1dnej profesion\u00e1ln\u00ed cleaner stoj\u00ed asi 15 liber na hodinu, tak\u017ee brzo se\u0161lo na cleanera za 7 liber na hodinu. Na\u0161la jsem n\u011bjakou \u0160pan\u011blku, kter\u00e1 to d\u011bl\u00e1 po okol\u00ed a nemohla jsem se tady na ni koukat. Za t\u0159i hodiny ud\u011blala t\u0159etinu domu, neomyla WC a tak d\u00e1le a tak d\u00e1le, \u017ee jsem se rozhodla to vz\u00edt a pracovat tady teda v\u00edc hodin denn\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee a\u017e zejtra p\u0159ijede dom\u016f, \u017ee si rozbije v jej\u00ed spr\u0161e tu hlavu ona. Fakt.<\/p>\n<p>Jo, m\u00e1m alergii na raj\u010data. Se\u017erala jsem stra\u0161n\u011b moc raj\u010dat najednou a najednou po ksicht\u011b vyr\u00e1\u017eka. Vyr\u00e1\u017eka je fajn, vyr\u00e1\u017eka zmiz\u00ed. Ale pro m\u011b, jako pro \u010dlov\u011bka bez akn\u00e9 a bez pup\u00ednk\u016f to je n\u011bco masakr\u00e1ln\u00edho, m\u00edt na pleti n\u011bjak\u00fd nerovn\u00fd povrch.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4790\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_10_2013_uk1_alergie_rajcata_jidlo_allergy_tomatoes1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_10_2013_uk1_alergie_rajcata_jidlo_allergy_tomatoes1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_10_2013_uk1_alergie_rajcata_jidlo_allergy_tomatoes1-300x197.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Alergie raj\u010dinov\u00e1<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Od t\u00fd doby, co jsem sem p\u0159ijela, to moc neut\u00edk\u00e1. Celkov\u011b asi jo, ale od pond\u011bl\u00ed do p\u00e1tka to je divn\u00fd. Docela se nem\u016f\u017eu do\u010dkat zejt\u0159ka, asi uvid\u00edm n\u011bjak\u00fd lidi, jdeme s <em>Jackem<\/em> na p\u00e1rty. \u0158eknu v\u00e1m, myslela jsem si, \u017ee neum\u00edm n\u011bmecky ani slovo. Prost\u011b fakt maxim\u00e1ln\u011b <em>guten tag<\/em> a <em>\u0161vajne<\/em>. P\u0159\u00edsahala bych.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4792\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_10_2013_nemcina1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"309\" height=\"172\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_10_2013_nemcina1.jpg 309w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_10_2013_nemcina1-300x166.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 309px) 100vw, 309px\" \/>No&#8230; z angli\u010dtiny pro za\u010d\u00e1te\u010dn\u00edky jsem m\u011bla 92%. Lidi, to je pro prvn\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddu ale. M\u011bla jsem ject do <em>Berl\u00edna<\/em> ty vole. Prej: &#8222;No, to m\u00e1\u0161 v genech!&#8220; Asi jo. Layout je p\u0159echodn\u00fd, v\u017edycky nem\u016f\u017eu ps\u00e1t u\u017e do t\u011bch star\u00fdch. \u0160koda, \u017ee posledn\u00edch 6 jich bylo p\u0159echodn\u00fdch. Jeden program\u00e1tor m\u011b ignoruje a druhej nech\u00e1pe moje ot\u00e1zky. Nakonec jsem dneska n\u011bco zkou\u0161ela sama, radila jsem se s googlem a hrozn\u011b m\u011b rozesm\u00e1ly star\u00fd k\u00f3dy n\u011bjak\u00fd, jak se psaly a tak.<\/p>\n<p>M\u011bla jsem m\u00edt dneska <em>babysitting<\/em> a nem\u00e1m, co\u017e m\u011b hrozn\u011b vyt\u00e1\u010d\u00ed, proto\u017ee jsem tu dvacku nutn\u011b pot\u0159ebovala na zejtra. Nov\u00fd album <em><strong>Kings of Leon<\/strong><\/em> je jedno z nejlep\u0161\u00edch hudebn\u00edch alb v\u0161ech dob. Fakt doporu\u010duju koupit, st\u00e1hnout, whatever, proto\u017ee je fakt dokonal\u00fd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jsem asi jedinej \u010dlov\u011bk tady na tom ostrov\u011b, kter\u00fdmu nevad\u011bj stopy vodn\u00edho kamene na spr\u0161e. My toti\u017e doma m\u00e1me&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4788"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4788"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4797,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4788\/revisions\/4797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}