{"id":4804,"date":"2013-10-05T20:50:49","date_gmt":"2013-10-05T19:50:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4804"},"modified":"2013-10-05T20:50:49","modified_gmt":"2013-10-05T19:50:49","slug":"partyhard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4804","title":{"rendered":"P\u00e1rtyh\u00e1rd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pamatujete si n\u011bkde v roce <em>2008 <\/em>a<em> 2009<\/em> ty \u0161\u00edlen\u00fd p\u00e1rty po kter\u00fdch jsem pak celej druhej den zvracela? Ano, historie se opakovala. \u017de se pot\u0159ebuju stra\u0161n\u011b vo\u017erat, tak jsem se stra\u0161n\u011b vo\u017erala. Dokonce mo\u017en\u00e1 asi nejv\u00edc v \u017eivot\u011b, proto\u017ee to bylo \u00fapln\u011b stra\u0161n\u00fd k\u00f3ma. Blila jsem u\u017e v jednu r\u00e1no \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161ude, ale jako v\u017edycky jsem byla n\u011bkde na WC nebo venku. Nemohla jsem prej chodit a mluvit, ale taky jsem prej byla bo\u017e\u00ed, proto\u017ee a\u010dkoli jsem nemohla tyto dv\u011b v\u011bci, tak jsem pr\u00fd v tax\u00edku v\u017edycky v\u010das dala n\u011bjak\u00fd sign\u00e1l, \u017ee budu blinkat, aby zastavil. \u0158idi\u010d prej byl \u00fapln\u011b nad\u0161en\u00fd, \u017ee nem\u00e1 poblit\u00fd tax\u00edk.<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #993366;\">Well done, girl.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>R\u00e1no jsem v\u016fbec nepochopila, pro\u010d sp\u00edme 4 na 1,5 l\u016f\u017ekov\u00e9 posteli pod jednou dekou, ale whatever. \u017de s n\u00e1ma \u0161el <em>Mauro<\/em> jsem si matn\u011b pamatovala, kdy\u017e jsem (nev\u00edm jak, kdy\u017e jsem \u00fadajn\u011b nemohla chodit) b\u011b\u017eela z postele zase zvracet na z\u00e1chod u <em>B\u00e1ry<\/em>. Takov\u00e1 jsem j\u00e1! Nikomu jsem nic nepoblinkala. <em>Mauro<\/em> je jeden mlad\u00fd hoch z Portugalska, vcelku slu\u0161n\u00fd d\u017eentlmensk\u00fd v\u017edy, co n\u00e1s doprov\u00e1z\u00ed snad poka\u017ed\u00fd do<em> Lajfu<\/em> a tak. R\u00e1no jsem mu d\u011bkovala, \u017ee m\u011b nenechal nikde um\u0159\u00edt a \u010dum\u011bla jsem na n\u011bjak\u00e9ho jin\u00e9ho hocha, kter\u00e9ho jsem nikdy p\u0159edt\u00edm nevid\u011bla, kter\u00fd spal nalepen\u00fd na B\u00e1\u0159e XDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>Tak jo, no.<\/p>\n<p>Pt\u00e1m se ho pak, odkud je, pr\u00fd z Mold\u00e1vie. Tak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee aha a on na m\u011b jako\u017ee jestli v\u00edm, kde to je. Tak mu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee samoz\u0159ejm\u011b \u017ee v\u00edm, kde to je, \u017ee nejsem trotl anglick\u00fd a p\u0159itom jsem se zoufale sna\u017eila vzpomenout na hlavn\u00ed m\u011bsto&#8230; a nevzpomn\u011bla jsem si.<\/p>\n<p>Nemohla jsem vst\u00e1t, hejbat se a nic, <em>Mauro<\/em> si pak ke mn\u011b sedl na postel a za\u010dal hr\u00e1t na kytaru a bylo to hrozn\u011b fajn. Se zbytk\u00e1\u010dem jsem odvezla<em> B\u00e1ru<\/em> do pr\u00e1ce, doma jsem si ud\u011blala \u010desne\u010dku, vyprala moje slavn\u00fd \u0161aty, zjistila, \u017ee jsem nic neztratila z kabelky (v\u017edycky m\u00e1m hr\u016fzu se pod\u00edvat, jestli tam je telefon a pen\u011b\u017eenka, fakt) a \u0161la zase sp\u00e1t. Docela m\u011b to \u0161tve, proto\u017ee jsem m\u011bla posledn\u00ed hezkej den na to, abych \u0161la na kolo, cht\u011bla jsem celej den bejt n\u011bkde na kole. Hm.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4805\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/05_10_2013_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/05_10_2013_uk1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/05_10_2013_uk1-300x164.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Fotka na p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed, lep\u0161\u00ed bohu\u017eel jsem nedala v\u016fbec -.-<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4806\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/05_10_2013_uk2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/05_10_2013_uk2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/05_10_2013_uk2-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Rann\u00ed hran\u00ed na kytaru. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pamatujete si n\u011bkde v roce 2008 a 2009 ty \u0161\u00edlen\u00fd p\u00e1rty po kter\u00fdch jsem pak celej druhej den zvracela?&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,17,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4804"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4804"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4808,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4804\/revisions\/4808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}