{"id":4821,"date":"2007-12-06T22:22:33","date_gmt":"2007-12-06T21:22:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4821"},"modified":"2013-10-05T22:30:43","modified_gmt":"2013-10-05T21:30:43","slug":"floutek-xdddddddddddddd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4821","title":{"rendered":"Floutek XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"},"content":{"rendered":"

No \u010dert tady nebyl a nic! Tak\u017ee jsem byla asi hodn\u00e1 nebo tak n\u011bco. Napravo m\u016f\u017eete vid\u011bt fotografii, kter\u00e1 se nepovedla. P\u016fvodn\u011b jsem fotila Francoa, jak mi d\u00e1v\u00e1 pusu na tv\u00e1\u0159 a ona se oto\u010dila a odlezla pry\u010d. Tak\u017ee dal\u0161\u00ed narcistick\u00e1 fotka v blogu. No nen\u00ed to mil\u00e9? Je\u0161t\u011b v m\u00e9 nov\u00e9 Esprit mikin\u011b, kter\u00e1 mi hrozn\u011b neslu\u0161\u00ed, proto\u017ee je \u010derven\u00e1 a mn\u011b \u010derven\u00e1 jako\u017ee fakt neslu\u0161\u00ed a tak ji m\u00e1m na doma. Dobr\u00fd je, \u017ee m\u00e1m \u010das ps\u00e1t, jak se nemus\u00edm u\u010dit, kdy\u017e jsem doma a venku jsem taky nikde nebyla, o\u017eelela jsem i hospodu, kde bych si dala asi \u010daj s rumem, nebo\u0165 na studen\u00fd n\u011bjak nem\u00e1m n\u00e1ladu. A nic se mi nechce d\u011blat. Donesla jsem si vodu, \u017ee si namaluju n\u011bco p\u011bkn\u00e9ho a voda tady st\u00e1la cel\u00fd den nehnut\u011b, a\u017e jsem ji zase vzala a \u0161la vylejt. Tak\u017ee z malov\u00e1n\u00ed nebylo nic, sundala jsem si d\u017e\u00edny, tri\u010dko a pono\u017eky a zalezla do postele, kde jsem usnula a zd\u00e1ly se mi hrozn\u011b divn\u00fd sny. U\u017e nev\u00edm co, ale po probuzen\u00ed jsem je\u0161t\u011b v\u011bd\u011bla, \u017ee byly divn\u00fd. Mn\u011b se v\u016fbec zdaj zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed sny jo. Ob\u010das bych si p\u0159\u00e1la n\u011bjakou svatbu s Adrienem Brodym nebo aspo\u0148 n\u011bjakej sex s nim, ale to asi nevyjde, proto\u017ee m\u00e9 sny maj\u00ed tro\u0161ku jin\u00fd \u017e\u00e1nr O__o<\/p>\n

Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161kovi jsem je\u0161t\u011b nepsala. Ale mus\u00edm. To zase bude d\u0159ina, aby to rodi\u010de vybrali spr\u00e1vn\u011b. Popis v\u00fdrobku anglicky a \u010desky taky, barva, tvar XDDD Nap\u0159\u00edklad chci vyzkou\u0161et tu novou \u0159adu vlasov\u00fd kosmetiky od DOVE – Hair Fall Control jo. Tak to tam nap\u00ed\u0161u, nap\u00ed\u0161u, \u017ee to m\u00e1 b\u00edl\u00e9 balen\u00ed, \u017ee to chci i s kondicion\u00e9rem, kter\u00fd bude m\u00edt pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b obr\u00e1cen\u00fd obal, tzn. v\u00ed\u010dko dol\u016f a \u017ee bych si p\u0159\u00e1la i masku na vlasy, a ta, \u017ee bude v takov\u00e9m kel\u00edmku a bude z toho v\u0161eho nejdra\u017e\u0161\u00ed. A takle to rad\u0161i pop\u00ed\u0161u, abych nedostala n\u011bco jin\u00fdho. A pak bych si p\u0159\u00e1la je\u0161t\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed v\u011bci, kter\u00fd mus\u00edm vymyslet, jak popsat. Ten obraz rodi\u010d\u016fm asi malovat nebudu, nebo nev\u00edm… je to dilema. Koup\u00edm r\u00e1m a bude se mi tady v\u00e1let a 24.12. dopoledne za\u010dnu malovat, cel\u00fd to pod\u011bl\u00e1m a budu na\u0161tvan\u00e1. Po\u0159\u00e1d nem\u00e1m d\u00e1rky a nejhor\u0161\u00ed je, \u017ee nem\u00e1m ani pro Vendy a tak. Patn\u00e1ct\u00fdho m\u00e1 narozky a to pro ni teda n\u011bco m\u00e1m, ale mus\u00edm k tomu koupit je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco.<\/p>\n

Taky bych m\u011bla za\u010d\u00edt zase d\u011blat n\u011bco v pokoji. M\u00e1m to tady po\u0159\u00e1d takov\u00fd pr\u00e1zdn\u00fd, i kdy\u017e teda na to minul\u00fd to nem\u011blo XDDD Polo\u017een\u00e1 matrace na zemi, nikde \u017e\u00e1dnej obraz nic a pak jen po\u010d\u00edta\u010d v rohu. Nech\u00e1pu, jak jsem v tom mohla v\u016fbec takovou dobu \u017e\u00edt. Te\u010fka to je oproti tomu \u00faplnej luxus. A\u017e teda na drobnosti, jako je gau\u010d, kterej chci dlouho a kdy\u017e mi kone\u010dn\u011b p\u0159i\u0161la karta na slevu v IKEE, tak toho mus\u00edm vyu\u017e\u00edt po v\u00e1noc\u00edch a koupit si ho. Pak p\u00e1r obraz\u016f a plak\u00e1t\u016f a fotek a bude to. V\u00e1h\u00e1m teda mezi t\u00edm gau\u010dem a nov\u00fdm fo\u0165\u00e1kem… m\u00e1m vybranej, kr\u00e1snej, skv\u011blej, \u00fa\u017easnej. Nev\u00edm. Uvid\u00edm :)<\/p>\n

Te\u010fka se p\u016fjdu asi nalo\u017eit do vany a budu tam dl\u00f3uho. M\u00e1ma je v pr\u00e1ci a votec lad\u00ed n\u011bjakej program na satelitu. Cht\u011bla jsem o p\u016fl des\u00e1t\u00fd za m\u00e1mou ject, ale nepojedu. Jo a zejtra m\u00e1me sraz z\u00e1kladky XDDD Po t\u0159ech letech a n\u011bco? Nev\u00edm. Sly\u0161ela jsem od chyt\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed b\u00fdval\u00e9 spolu\u017ea\u010dky, \u017ee se v\u011bt\u0161ina t\u011bch lid\u00ed absolutn\u011b nezm\u011bnila, tak\u017ee tam asi nep\u016fjdu, proto\u017ee by m\u011b asi trefilo. Jo, tak p\u00e1r lid\u00ed bych t\u0159eba vid\u011bt cht\u011bla, dokonce bych si s nima i cht\u011bla pokecat a tak, jen\u017ee co j\u00e1 v\u00edm, jestli tam p\u0159ijdou? P\u0159i mym \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed ur\u010dit\u011b ne. Zavolala bych t\u0159eba n\u011bkomu z nich, jestli tam p\u016fjde, ale copak m\u00e1m \u010d\u00edslo? Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, \u017ee nem\u00e1m. To\u017e tak.<\/p>\n

No dneska to bylo vy\u010derp\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed dost, je zaj\u00edmav\u00fd, \u017ee kdy\u017e nem\u00e1m o \u010dem moc ps\u00e1t, \u017ee si vymyslim tohle v\u0161echno, co jsem dneska napsala, abych mohla n\u011bco napsat, kdy\u017e se mi zrovna chce :) Dobr\u00fd co.<\/p>\n

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No \u010dert tady nebyl a nic! Tak\u017ee jsem byla asi hodn\u00e1 nebo tak n\u011bco. Napravo m\u016f\u017eete vid\u011bt fotografii, kter\u00e1…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4821"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4821"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4821\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4823,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4821\/revisions\/4823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}