{"id":4921,"date":"2013-10-29T21:15:24","date_gmt":"2013-10-29T20:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4921"},"modified":"2013-10-29T21:15:24","modified_gmt":"2013-10-29T20:15:24","slug":"ocean-blue-what-have-i-done-to-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4921","title":{"rendered":"Ocean blue, what have I done to you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nyn\u00ed se dost\u00e1v\u00e1me k pozitivn\u00edm chv\u00edl\u00edm s <a href=\"http:\/\/weirdstyle.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">B\u00e1rb<\/a> a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tideturned.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">P\u00f3leem<\/a>. V p\u00e1tek jsem musela pracovat, ale pak ve\u010der jsme m\u011bli na celej v\u00edkend d\u016fm jenom pro sebe. Po\u0159\u00e1d jsme nikam n\u011bjak nesp\u011bchali, cht\u011bli klid, tak m\u011bli relativn\u011b klid. Kdo jede za mnou, tak mus\u00ed, prost\u011b mus\u00ed ject rovnou i na Stonehenge, proto\u017ee ho m\u00e1me za bar\u00e1kem prost\u011b. 20 minut autem maxim\u00e1ln\u011b, pokud ov\u0161em nepotk\u00e1te brut\u00e1ln\u00ed kolonu je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed <em>Amesbury<\/em> a nejedete 4 m\u00edle cel\u00e9 dv\u011b hodiny. B\u00e1rb musela \u010d\u016frat na d\u00e1lnici, tak si to p\u0159edstavte. Tam to bylo cel\u00fd p\u0159ed\u011blan\u00fd, j\u00e1 jsem poslu\u0161n\u011b \u010dekala na parkovi\u0161ti, proto\u017ee jsem tam byla u\u017e dvakr\u00e1t, tak se mi necht\u011bl platit vstup. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed to m\u011bli hodn\u011b rychle, tak\u017ee jsme se vyhnuli m\u00fdmu nasran\u00fdmu ksichtu a bylo n\u00e1m fajn! Pak jsme se snad dv\u011b hodiny bavili anglicky s indick\u00fdm akcentem a po\u0159\u00e1d jsme u toho bre\u010deli sm\u00edchy. Pak u\u017e jsme mluvili indick\u00fdm akcentem prost\u011b \u00fapln\u011b furt XDDDDDD Nakoupili jsme v Tescu z\u00e1soby j\u00eddla a pit\u00ed na celej pobyt a j\u00e1 si koupila fla\u0161ku Jima Beama s t\u00edm, \u017ee ji tady budu m\u00edt celej tejden a budu si ji postupn\u011b pop\u00edjet, ehm, pro\u010d jsem byla tak naivn\u00ed.B\u00e1rb ne\u0161lo platit kartou, nev\u011bd\u011bli jsme pro\u010d, zkou\u0161ela to podruh\u00fd, ale pak tam u\u017e nebyl dostatek pen\u011bz, tak\u017ee jsem to vzala na svoji kartu a doma jsme zjistili, \u017ee m\u00e1me ob\u011b ode\u010dten\u00e9 platby. Druh\u00fd den jsme to \u0161li v\u0161ichni \u0159e\u0161it na informace a jak jsme se furt bavili jenom indick\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edzvukem, tak na to B\u00e1rb zapomn\u011bla a \u0159ekla prost\u011b jenom: &#8222;<em>Nou rec\u00fdd from dys&#8220;<\/em> a uk\u00e1zala na tu ma\u0161inku XDDDDDD Mo\u017en\u00e1 dob\u0159e, proto\u017ee doma jsme je\u0161t\u011b \u0159\u00edkali, \u017ee <em>from dys ma\u0161\u00fdn<\/em> XDDDDDD No co v\u00e1m budu pod\u00edvat, m\u00e1lem jsme tam um\u0159eli v\u0161ichni. J\u00e1 jsem si nemohla zaboha vzpomenout v tom stresu na slovo vyt\u00e1hnout a \u0159ekla jsem nejd\u0159\u00edv <em>gejv<\/em> a pak <em>bring<\/em>, tak\u017ee si v\u0161ichni mysleli, \u017ee jsme nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed kret\u00e9ni na sv\u011bt\u011b XDDDDD<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8222;Tak co ty Samot\u00e1\u0159i?&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;Co je?&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;Ale ne ty, ty vole!&#8220; <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8222;No Velkej V\u016fz ne? Prost\u011b&#8230; Big Vehicle!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Vypr\u00e1v\u00edm, jak m\u00e1m level angli\u010dtiny A1 a zrovna do toho se <em>pan B<\/em> na n\u011bco ptal a j\u00e1 jsem mu n\u011bjak asi rychlejc odpov\u011bd\u011bla a P\u00f3l:<em> &#8222;Ty vole, ty m\u00e1\u0161 tak C10, on se t\u011b na n\u011bco zept\u00e1 a ty prost\u011b yeeeah, yes, well&#8230;&#8220; <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Po vyhazovac\u00edm incidentu, kter\u00fd si m\u016f\u017eete p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst v minul\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvku jsme jely s B\u00e1rb do m\u011bsta, kde jsme str\u00e1vily asi 45 minut v drogerii, potkala jsem luxusn\u00ed rt\u011bnky, ale nekoupila jsem si je, proto\u017ee po\u010dk\u00e1m, a\u017e mi dojde <em>BOB\u00cdK<\/em> a sehnala jsem ty dv\u011b Catrice. Nakonec jsem v <em>TOPSHOPU<\/em> uvid\u011bla \u00fapln\u011b moje vysn\u011bn\u00fd boty, kter\u00fd chci asi tak 3\/4 roku. Ony nejsou \u00fapln\u011b p\u011bkn\u00fd, \u017ee by byly p\u011bkn\u00fd, kdy\u017e stojej takhle ve vitr\u00ednce, ale prost\u011b kdy\u017e je nazujete a tak, tak to jsou p\u0159esn\u011b ty boty. Fakt jsem \u00fapln\u011b extr\u00e9mn\u011b zamilovan\u00e1 do nich. Hnedka jsem si je pak vzala a furt v nich chodila a jsem tot\u00e1ln\u011b bez puch\u00fd\u0159e, ani chv\u00edli m\u011b nebolely nohy nebo tak. Ani tro\u0161ku nikde nikde netla\u010dily, ani n\u00e1znak&lt;333<\/p>\n<p>Takov\u00fd boty, kdyby byly v\u0161echny na sv\u011bt\u011b, tak by panoval celosv\u011btov\u00fd m\u00edr, v\u011b\u0159te mi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4922\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_u1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_u1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_u1-300x100.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Zprvu se jim to nel\u00edbilo, ale potom uznali, \u017ee je to nejlep\u0161\u00ed prost\u011b!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4923\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_uk.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_uk.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_uk-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Drb\u00e1n\u00ed zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tek XDDDDD <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4924\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_uk4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_uk4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_uk4-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>My, lid\u00e9.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4925\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_uk3.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_uk3.gif 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_uk3-300x200.gif 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Winchester bitchez :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4926\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_uk2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_uk2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_uk2-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Fashionblog ochutn\u00e1vka prej, v\u00edc bude m\u00edt asi B\u00e1rb :) Poprv\u00e9 v \u017eivot\u011b prost\u011b mi n\u011bkdo \u0159ekl takhle ve m\u011bst\u011b, \u017ee poj\u010f, tak ud\u011bl\u00e1me taky fashionfotky. Mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee jsem si to prost\u011b t\u011bch 10 minut docela u\u017eila, ale p\u0159edstavila jsem si to d\u011blat \u010dasto a um\u0159ela bych asi. Za prv\u00fd prost\u011b nech\u00e1pu, kde n\u011bkdo bere lidi, kte\u0159\u00ed je fot\u011bj (???) a za druh\u00fd bych nev\u011bd\u011bla u\u017e podruh\u00fd, jak\u00fd jin\u00fd p\u00f3zy m\u00e1m d\u011blat. A za t\u0159et\u00ed by m\u011b nebavilo si furt kupovat nov\u00fd hadry XDDDDDDDDDDD<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Jude u n\u00e1s byla asi jen dv\u011b hodiny, r\u00e1no od \u010dty\u0159 do \u0161esti. V\u0161ude ale r\u00e1no byly v\u011btve na silnici a potkala jsem i spadl\u00fd strom, \u017ee jsem musela ject \u00fapln\u011b jinou cestou do jobu. Namohla jsem si pravou ruku a nem\u016f\u017eu s n\u00ed h\u00fdbat. Ve \u010dtvrtek mo\u017en\u00e1 pojedu na oto\u010dku do Lond\u00fdna. \u00dapln\u011b ale. Jedna pan\u00ed u kter\u00fd \u017eehl\u00edm m\u011b poprosila, jestli bych nevzala jej\u00ed d\u011bti do Lond\u00fdna, tam je nep\u0159edala n\u011bkomu a zas nejela zp\u00e1tky. Whatever, vi\u010f.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4927\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_uk5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_uk5.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2013_uk5-300x110.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Strom a mobil v poli.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Jsme stra\u0161n\u011b b\u011bhali se psem po poli dneska, stra\u0161n\u00fd sprinty a blbosti a doma zjist\u00edm, \u017ee v kapse m\u00e1m jen jeden mobil. U\u017e se stm\u00edv\u00e1, nem\u00e1m \u010d\u00edslo na n\u011bj, pros\u00edm Cass, aby mi na n\u011bj volala po\u0159\u00e1d a rozb\u00edh\u00e1m se zp\u00e1tky na pole. No, docela daleko byl, ale sly\u0161ela jsem ho docela z d\u00e1lky. P\u0159edposledn\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva odjela. Je\u0161t\u011b bude jedna, posledn\u00ed a potom u\u017e budu okupovat \u010ceskou republiku j\u00e1. USA pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b nic, je to se mnou n\u011bjak\u00fd nahovno a sl\u00edbila jsem lednov\u00fd pobyt v nemocnici. A pak se uvid\u00ed, co bude d\u00e1l. Ur\u010dit\u011b nepojedu zp\u00e1tky sem. M\u00e1m toho docela pln\u00fd kecky, nicm\u00e9n\u011b, asi nech\u00e1m v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed v\u011bci jako n\u00e1st\u011bnku, zrcadlo, stojan na oble\u010den\u00ed u n\u011bkoho v Lond\u00fdn\u011b s t\u00edm, \u017ee bych se potencion\u00e1ln\u011b vr\u00e1tila asi jako nanny tam a m\u011bla to prost\u011b bl\u00edzko, fakt bl\u00edzko dom\u016f v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b pot\u00ed\u017e\u00ed. Uvid\u00edme, uvid\u00edme.<\/p>\n<p>Show pana Loba!<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1m chu\u0165 d\u011blat n\u011bjak\u00fd zmrdstv\u00ed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nyn\u00ed se dost\u00e1v\u00e1me k pozitivn\u00edm chv\u00edl\u00edm s B\u00e1rb a P\u00f3leem. V p\u00e1tek jsem musela pracovat, ale pak ve\u010der jsme&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,22,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4921"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4921"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4921\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4930,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4921\/revisions\/4930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}