{"id":4931,"date":"2013-11-01T21:31:15","date_gmt":"2013-11-01T20:31:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4931"},"modified":"2013-11-01T21:31:15","modified_gmt":"2013-11-01T20:31:15","slug":"proc-se-muzi-boji-mit-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4931","title":{"rendered":"Pro\u010d se mu\u017e\u00ed boj\u00ed m\u00edt sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dneska jsme se dostaly k \u00fapln\u011b fin\u00e1ln\u00edmu \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed tohoto probl\u00e9mu. U\u017e nen\u00ed co v\u00edc \u0159e\u0161it, v\u0161echno je vy\u0159e\u0161eno. J\u00e1 se tady od \u010dervna sna\u017e\u00edm nen\u00e1padn\u011b <em>Oscaroj<\/em> nazna\u010dit (dob\u0159e, moje chyba, s mu\u017eema se mluv\u00ed narovinu a nic se jim nikdy nenazna\u010duje, viz. p\u0159edminul\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek), \u017ee kdy\u017e bydl\u00ed 3 m\u00edle od m\u00fdho bar\u00e1ku a jeho bar\u00e1k stoj\u00ed v cest\u011b moj\u00ed cest\u011b r\u016fzn\u011b do pr\u00e1ce, do m\u011bsta a tak, \u017ee bych tam jako mohla v\u017edycky na p\u016fl hodiny sko\u010dit k n\u011bmu a zas odej\u00edt, stejn\u011b na to tyvole nem\u00e1m \u010das tam bejt d\u00fdl. A po\u0159\u00e1d to bylo takov\u00fd nic, nev\u00edm, jako, m\u016f\u017eeme se sej\u00edt, nev\u00edm. V\u010dera jsem se hrozn\u011b u\u017e nasrala, kdy\u017e jsme si psali takov\u00fdto anglick\u00fd jak se m\u00e1me, \u017ee jsem mu narovinu napsala, \u017ee m\u011b docela mrz\u00ed, \u017ee kdy\u017e bydl\u00ed kousek a je hot, \u017ee jsem ho nemohla jezdit 4x tejdn\u011b \u0161ukat a zas vypadnout. Takov\u00fdto vypadnut\u00ed t\u011bsn\u011b po tom, kdy pad\u00e1te z pokoje co m\u016f\u017eete, berete kalhotky, obl\u00edk\u00e1te kalhoty, hled\u00e1te pono\u017eku v kup\u011b bordelu, nev\u00edte, kde m\u00e1te kabelku, berete posledn\u00ed kousek oble\u010den\u00ed, nest\u00edh\u00e1te to do m\u011bsta pro d\u011bti a kdy\u017e se lou\u010d\u00edte, tak p\u0159i tom otv\u00edr\u00e1te dve\u0159e a ani se neoto\u010d\u00edte. Pro m\u011b ide\u00e1ln\u00ed vztah, pro n\u011bj ur\u010dit\u011b taky (kterej chlap by tohle necht\u011bl?!)<\/p>\n<p>A tak jsem dostala <em>Oscara<\/em> do \u0161oku, proto\u017ee ten neboh\u00fd hot hoch si toti\u017e do v\u010dera myslel, \u017ee bych ho cht\u011bla milovat a mohla bych ho cht\u00edt jako p\u0159\u00edtele. Tak\u017ee j\u00e1 tady kv\u016fli <em>Oscaroj<\/em> mus\u00edm m\u00edt jednou t\u00fddn\u011b sex s <em>XX <\/em>(bejv\u00e1valo), kterej ani nechce v\u00edckr\u00e1t, nev\u00edm pro\u010d, je malej a hubenej a sere m\u011b. A je\u0161t\u011b jsem musela jezdit a\u017e do Andoveru. Proto\u017ee prost\u011b chudinka chlapec by mohl b\u00fdt tla\u010den do vztahu nebo tak. A pro\u010d bych to doprdele d\u011blala, kdy\u017e za 7 tejdn\u016f d\u00e1v\u00e1m UK sbohem (ale tady se oto\u010d\u00edm) a o vztahy (a v\u016fbec ne s mu\u017ei) ani nestoj\u00edm a je\u0161t\u011b chv\u00edli st\u00e1t nebudu. Opravu si v\u0161ichni mu\u017ei mysl\u00ed, \u017ee chceme hnedka vztah?<\/p>\n<p>A tak <em>Oscar<\/em> p\u0159i\u0161el o n\u011bkolik hodin sexu t\u00fddn\u011b. A j\u00e1 taky. A ne kv\u016fli n\u011bmu, ale kv\u016fli jin\u00fdm \u017een\u00e1m, takov\u00fdm t\u011bm \u017een\u00e1m &#8222;Mus\u00edme si promluvit!&#8220; kter\u00e9 mi dlu\u017eej asi tak 100 orgasm\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>Ten neboh\u00fd hoch, kdy\u017e to v\u010dera zjistil (taky mi tvrdil, \u017ee jsem mu tvrdila, \u017ee nem\u00e1m auto a \u017ee v UK ne\u0159\u00edd\u00edm. Ano, j\u00e1, kter\u00e1 za 6 t\u00fddn\u016f najela 2500 mil bude \u0159\u00edkat, \u017ee tady ne\u0159\u00edd\u00ed, si asi psal s n\u011bjakou jinou) tak se m\u011b za ka\u017edou cenu sna\u017eil dostat k sob\u011b dom\u016f asi hodinu a p\u016fl.<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #676767;\">&#8222;oscar kdy\u017e zjistil, \u017ee ho nechci milovat jako boyfrienda, ale jenom \u0161ukat ka\u017edej den a \u017dE M\u00c1M AUTO, tak mi d\u011bsn\u011b p\u00ed\u0161e, tak jsem ho poslala dop\u00ed\u010de&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;\u0161koda, \u017ee to nezjistil p\u0159ed p\u016fl rokem docela&#8220;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>A proto\u017ee jsem d\u00edvka n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00e1 a chce to p\u00e1r hodin \u0159\u00edk\u00e1n\u00ed <em>doprava, doleva, vej\u0161<\/em>, a proto\u017ee nev\u00edm, jak je ten hoch zru\u010dn\u00fd, tak mi za to u\u017e nestoj\u00ed na 7 tejdn\u016f uspokojovat jeho. Vydr\u017eela jsem to bez n\u011bj dote\u010f, vydr\u017e\u00edm do V\u00e1noc. Prej se mi m\u016fj krkono\u0161sk\u00fd sex odst\u011bhoval n\u011bkam stra\u0161n\u011b daleko&#8230; asi budu tr\u00e1vit v\u00edc \u010dasu v Praze. Leda naj\u00edt n\u011bjakou sli\u010dnou d\u00edvku, holky, ty v\u00e1m to ud\u011blaj hnedka napoprv\u00fd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dneska jsme se dostaly k \u00fapln\u011b fin\u00e1ln\u00edmu \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed tohoto probl\u00e9mu. U\u017e nen\u00ed co v\u00edc \u0159e\u0161it, v\u0161echno je vy\u0159e\u0161eno. 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