{"id":4941,"date":"2013-11-02T18:36:43","date_gmt":"2013-11-02T17:36:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4941"},"modified":"2013-11-02T18:36:43","modified_gmt":"2013-11-02T17:36:43","slug":"zijeme-vyslovnosti-pojdme-zacit-zit-zivot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4941","title":{"rendered":"\u017dijeme v\u00fdslovnost\u00ed. Poj\u010fme za\u010d\u00edt \u017e\u00edt \u017eivot!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159ed p\u00e1r hodinama se mi na zdi Facebooku objevil <a href=\"http:\/\/fresh.iprima.cz\/jak-na-to\/konec-gnoci-v-cechach?utm_source=facebook&amp;utm_medium=BF_ano_sefe&amp;utm_campaign=BF_ano_sefe\" target=\"_blank\"><em><strong>tenhle<\/strong><\/em><\/a> odkaz s t\u00edm, \u017ee si to m\u00e1me v\u0161ichni povinn\u011b p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst a hlavn\u011b zapamatovat. Ze m\u011b v tu chv\u00edli fakt zcela up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b vyhrklo hlasit\u00fd <em><strong>ty vole pro\u010d?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Fakt je to \u017eivotn\u011b d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd? V\u011b\u0159\u00edm, \u017ee n\u011bkter\u00fd lidi (po\u010dkat, j\u00e1 jich vlastn\u011b i docela dost zn\u00e1m) to irituje a p\u0159iv\u00e1d\u00ed k \u0161\u00edlenstv\u00ed a smutn\u00fd je, \u017ee p\u00e1r jich neovl\u00e1d\u00e1 ani sv\u016fj jazyk mate\u0159sk\u00fd, co\u017e je tak smutn\u00fd, \u017ee jsem te\u010f \u0161la a otev\u0159ela jsem si novou lahev Jacka a m\u00e1m co d\u011blat, abych se tady nerozbre\u010dela. J\u00e1 sama m\u00e1m stra\u0161nej probl\u00e9m s interpunkc\u00ed, prost\u011b nev\u00edm, kde maj bejt \u010d\u00e1rky a p\u00ed\u0161u je tak n\u011bjak kde si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee by mohly bejt a kde se mi l\u00edb\u011bj. A taky p\u00ed\u0161u nespisovn\u011b, proto\u017ee jsem z Krkono\u0161 a my takhle mluv\u00edme. N\u011bkde miluvijou, n\u011bkde mluvij\u00f3, my si jedeme tohle. A to, \u017ee v\u011bt\u0161inou nep\u00ed\u0161u pravopisn\u00fd chyby v\u016fbec nen\u00ed t\u00edm, \u017ee bych znala pravidla pravopisu. J\u00e1 mo\u017en\u00e1 neum\u00edm ani vyjmenovan\u00fd slova. Jsem se prost\u011b narodila jako \u010cech, tak to tak cejt\u00edm a nebudu tomu d\u011blat ostudu.<\/p>\n<p>Vcelku mi je jedno, kdy\u017e n\u011bkdo ud\u011bl\u00e1 ob\u010das chybu ve <em><strong>mn\u011b\/m\u011b<\/strong><\/em> a tak. Dneska mi fakt dva chytr\u00fd lidi, kte\u0159\u00ed nikdy ned\u011blaj\u00ed chyby oba napsali pravopisnou chybu. U nich mi to je \u00fapln\u011b jedno, proto\u017ee v\u00edm, \u017ee to ud\u011blali z nedbalosti a lehkov\u00e1\u017enosti, mo\u017en\u00e1 ve sp\u011bchu, mo\u017en\u00e1 se jim to prej plete. J\u00e1 jako kamar\u00e1d nejlep\u0161\u00ed jsem jednomu z nich slo\u017eila kr\u00e1snou b\u00e1se\u0148 s t\u00edm \u0161patn\u011b pou\u017eit\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem, proto\u017ee jsem prost\u011b cht\u011bla a ud\u011blalo mi to radost.<\/p>\n<p>Ale to je \u00fapln\u011b jedno.<\/p>\n<p>Jsem se v\u016fbec je\u0161t\u011b nedostala ani tro\u0161ku, kam jsem cht\u011bla.<\/p>\n<p>Ciz\u00ed n\u00e1zvy.<\/p>\n<p>Fakt je to takovej probl\u00e9m? V\u011b\u0159\u00edm, \u017ee n\u011bkter\u00fd lidi si na tom zakl\u00e1daj a druh\u00fd se bojej n\u011bco \u0159\u00edct. V\u00edte, kolik takov\u00fdch situac\u00ed se muselo u\u017e r\u016fzn\u011b po sv\u011bt\u011b odehr\u00e1t? Kolik lid\u00ed si v restauraci nedalo k sal\u00e1tu <em>\u010dabatu<\/em>, proto\u017ee nev\u011bd\u011bli \u00fapln\u011b p\u0159esn\u011b, jak se to \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 a necht\u011bli bejt za trotly? Jestli n\u011bco nesnesu zase j\u00e1, tak nem\u00edt n\u011bco v tu chv\u00edli, kdy to chci (mluv\u00edm o re\u00e1ln\u00fdch v\u011bcech v danou chv\u00edli). Pokud jsem n\u011bkde a chci tu blbou \u010dabatu a mysl\u00edm si, \u017ee se to \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 <em>siab\u00e1ta<\/em>, tak tomu \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edkovi prost\u011b \u0159eknu, \u017ee chci k tomu sal\u00e1tu <em>siab\u00e1tu<\/em>. On mi \u0159ekne <em><strong>co\u017ee<\/strong><\/em>? J\u00e1 zopakuji slovo, n\u011bkdo u stolu si v duchu \u0159ekne, jak\u00e1 jsem blb\u00e1 p\u00ed\u010da, druh\u00fd mi \u0159ekne, \u017ee se to vyslovuje jinak, \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk k\u00fdvne. J\u00e1 m\u00e1m co jsem cht\u011bla, jsem \u010ce\u0161ka, nestyd\u00edm se. Bohu\u017eel druh\u00fd ji nem\u00e1, proto\u017ee se styd\u00ed to \u0159\u00edct.<\/p>\n<p>V\u00edte, j\u00e1 celej \u017eivot \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m papri\u010dce<em> jalape\u0148os<\/em> norm\u00e1ln\u011b fakt<em> jalape\u0148os<\/em>. M\u00e1m je r\u00e1da, j\u00edm je \u010dasto a kdybych o tom moc p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lela, tak bych si je nevychutnala. Plurku \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m <em>plurk<\/em> a ne <em>plark<\/em>. Neur\u00e1\u017e\u00ed m\u011b po\u010de\u0161t\u011bl\u00e9 v\u011bci, ka\u017ed\u00e1 zem\u011b si d\u011bl\u00e1 svoje. PRO\u010c NE, PROBOHA?<\/p>\n<p>Kdybych to m\u011bla \u0159e\u0161it, musela bych tady nakopat v\u0161echny Brity do t\u011bch jejich britsk\u00fdch prdel\u00ed za to, \u017ee \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed Ikee <em><strong>\u00c1JKIJA<\/strong><\/em> a na\u0161\u00ed \u0160kod\u011b \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed <em><strong>SKOUDA<\/strong><\/em>. Tak se jim prost\u011b blb\u011b \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 \u0160K za sebou, no. Tak to nebudu l\u00e1mat p\u0159es koleno i kdy\u017e to je divn\u00fd, \u017ee na\u0161e \u0160koda m\u00e1 ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed reklamu v UK r\u00e1diu a fakt tam \u0159\u00edkaj skouda.<\/p>\n<p>A v\u0161ichni jsou \u0161\u0165astn\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>A ne\u0159e\u0161ej to.<\/p>\n<p>A gno\u010di je prost\u011b gno\u010di a v\u017edycky to bude gno\u010di. A neposeru se z toho. Jestli se z n\u011b\u010deho poseru tak z toho, \u017ee to gno\u010di obsahuje lepek. Prost\u011b&#8230; se toho nebojte. Jsou na sv\u011bt\u011b hor\u0161\u00ed v\u011bci. Po\u010dkejte, a\u017e budete muset doopravdy \u0159e\u0161it probl\u00e9m. U\u017e\u00edvejte si tyhle gno\u010di v restaurac\u00edch, nep\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lejte. Ta obsluha moc dob\u0159e v\u00ed, co chcete a pokud m\u00e1 probl\u00e9m, je to jejich probl\u00e9m.<\/p>\n<p>Kdyby se to m\u011blo \u0159e\u0161it donekone\u010dna, tak by \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 fe\u0161nblogerka nikdy nemohla napsat, \u017ee m\u00e1 n\u011bco z <em>H\u00e1aemka<\/em>. A kdyby nem\u011bla nic z <em>H\u00e1aemka<\/em>, tak by nemohla bejt fe\u0161nblogerka a vy byste nem\u011bli na co \u010dum\u011bt a museli byste v\u0161ichni \u010d\u00edst jenom tu nudnou schizofrenickou d\u00edvku <em>Nat\u00e1liji<\/em>, kter\u00e1 sice dementn\u011b vyslovuje p\u00e1r v\u011bc\u00ed, ale za to v\u011bt\u0161inou m\u00e1, co cht\u011bla.<\/p>\n<p>A jde o to vyslovit spr\u00e1vn\u011b jedno hloup\u00fd slovo nebo m\u00edt radost z toho, \u017ee m\u00e1te, co chcete?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159ed p\u00e1r hodinama se mi na zdi Facebooku objevil tenhle odkaz s t\u00edm, \u017ee si to m\u00e1me v\u0161ichni povinn\u011b&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,12,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4941"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4941"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4941\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4946,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4941\/revisions\/4946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}