{"id":4947,"date":"2013-11-03T18:59:39","date_gmt":"2013-11-03T17:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4947"},"modified":"2013-11-03T17:10:56","modified_gmt":"2013-11-03T16:10:56","slug":"halloween-nehalloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4947","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Nehalloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00edteco. Jsem si letos ud\u011blila p\u0159evelik\u00fd trest a ne\u0161la jsem ani na jednu p\u00e1rty za trest, \u017ee jsem tlust\u00fd mal\u00fd oran\u017eov\u00fd prase. Prost\u011b ne. Oble\u010denou by m\u011b to toti\u017e stejn\u011b nikde nebavilo. Jen\u017ee ve \u010dtvrtek jsme se na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli s B\u00e1rou dohodly, \u017ee v osm u Tesca a jdeme na drink v mask\u00e1ch. Podot\u00fdk\u00e1m, \u017ee bylo \u0161est hodin a j\u00e1 jsem nebyla je\u0161t\u011b ani vysprchovan\u00e1 a naprosto bez masky. I vzpomn\u011bla jsem si na n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u0159edlo\u0148sk\u00fd youtube tutorialy, \u017ee n\u011bkdo si nalepil na ksicht pap\u00edrov\u00fd kapesn\u00ed\u010dek a pak z toho pinzetou vydloubal p\u011bknej humus, tak jsem se do toho pustila stra\u0161n\u011b narychlo, ani jsem k tomu nem\u011bla pu\u0161t\u011bn\u00fd youtube. Nem\u011bla jsem lepidlo, nalepila jsem to na make-up. Prosimv\u00e1s. Pokud chcete, aby v\u00e1m to vydr\u017eelo d\u00e9le ne\u017e 3 hodiny, tak to nikdy nelepte na make-up! Ud\u011blejte to podle n\u011bjak\u00fdho tutorialu fakt po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b n\u011bjak\u00fdm lepidlem nebo tak, proto\u017ee se to za t\u0159i hodiny, na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed a\u017e doma, za\u010dalo odlupovat, co\u017e jsem \u010dekala. Jinak \u0161edofialov\u00fd obli\u010dej, mod\u0159iny, \u010dern\u00e1 pusa, bylo v\u0161echno improvizace p\u00e1r des\u00edtek minut. Nejv\u00edc m\u011b asi bavila ta krev tekouc\u00ed z nosu, kdyby to bylo standardn\u00ed, nosila bych to asi denn\u011b.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4948\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2013_uk_halloween1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2013_uk_halloween1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2013_uk_halloween1-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Takhle nevinn\u011b to za\u010dalo. Jedna vrstvi\u010dka pap\u00edrov\u00fdho kapesn\u00ed\u010dku na hromad\u011b make-upu, uschl\u00e9 a vytrhan\u00e9 pinzetou, n\u00e1sledn\u011b temperama vybarven\u00e9 jakoby maso&lt;3<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4949\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2013_uk_halloween2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2013_uk_halloween2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2013_uk_halloween2-300x107.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Kone\u010dn\u00fd v\u00fdsledek <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4950\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2013_uk_halloween3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2013_uk_halloween3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2013_uk_halloween3-300x173.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Takhle se to pak odchlipovalo, co\u017e nem\u011blo, \u017eejo. Pokud to chcete m\u00edt a\u017e do r\u00e1na a ne na hodinku na pivo, tak to ud\u011blejte fakt po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4951\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2013_uk_halloween4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2013_uk_halloween4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2013_uk_halloween4-300x266.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Sund\u00e1va\u010dka kapesn\u00ed\u010dku, vlevo od toho vid\u00edte, jak jsem m\u011bla jakoby fialovo\u0161ed\u00fd obli\u010dej<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4952\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2013_uk5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2013_uk5.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2013_uk5-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>A dne\u0161n\u00ed civil. Na doma. To jsem si jenom jela pro ob\u011bd, necht\u011blo se mi p\u0159evl\u00edkat se z jelen\u00edho t\u00edlka, tak jsem na sebe hodila jenom bundu a vzala ty nov\u00fd nejlep\u0161\u00ed boty.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>&#8222;vypr\u00e1v\u011bj mi o Tvejch citech&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;j\u00e1 nem\u016f\u017eu vypr\u00e1v\u011bt o sv\u00fdch citech&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;tak mi to nakresli&#8220;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4953\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/02_11_2013_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"339\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/02_11_2013_uk1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/02_11_2013_uk1-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00edteco. Jsem si letos ud\u011blila p\u0159evelik\u00fd trest a ne\u0161la jsem ani na jednu p\u00e1rty za trest, \u017ee jsem tlust\u00fd&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[18,13,17,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4947"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4947"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4973,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4947\/revisions\/4973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}