{"id":4994,"date":"2013-11-14T17:55:20","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T16:55:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4994"},"modified":"2013-11-14T17:58:30","modified_gmt":"2013-11-14T16:58:30","slug":"o-rozdilech-komunikacnich-aneb-vy-se-hadate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=4994","title":{"rendered":"O rozd\u00edlech komunika\u010dn\u00edch, aneb &#8222;Vy se h\u00e1d\u00e1te?&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kdysi d\u00e1vno jsem ve fakt dobr\u00fd n\u00e1lad\u011b p\u0159i\u0161la k <em>Lucii<\/em> dom\u016f a jej\u00ed <em>hostm\u00e1ma<\/em> byla doma taky. Za\u010dala jsem j\u00ed vypr\u00e1v\u011bt n\u011bco dobr\u00fdho prost\u011b, \u017ee to je dobr\u00fd a tak a ona mi odpov\u00eddala. Mluvily jsme norm\u00e1ln\u011b, trochu tlumen\u011b, kdy\u017e byla doma, abychom neru\u0161ily. Pak \u0161la Lucie pro n\u011bco nahoru, chytla j\u00ed pr\u00e1v\u011b hostm\u00e1ma a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 j\u00ed: &#8222;<em>Hele pro\u010d se h\u00e1d\u00e1te? Jestli chce\u0161, tak j\u00e1 Nat\u00e1lii \u0159eknu, aby ode\u0161la!<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\u017div\u011b si dok\u00e1\u017eu p\u0159edstavit, jak tam L\u016fca st\u00e1la s otev\u0159enou pusou. <em>&#8222;Ale my se neh\u00e1d\u00e1me v\u016fbec&#8230;&#8220; &#8222;To vypad\u00e1, \u017ee se stra\u0161n\u011b h\u00e1d\u00e1te.&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>My se prost\u011b jenom nep\u0159etva\u0159ujeme, drah\u00fd ostrove. My prost\u011b mluv\u00edme, jak lidi norm\u00e1ln\u011b mluv\u00ed a nepot\u0159ebujeme u toho m\u00edt v k\u0159e\u010di \u00fasm\u011bv od ucha k uchu. Sta\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee se tady mus\u00edm takhle bavit s moj\u00ed rodinou, kdy\u017e jsou doma, proto\u017ee pak jsem okam\u017eit\u011b &#8222;<em>grumpy<\/em>&#8220; a \u017ee jako co mi je, \u017ee mi nikdo nic neud\u011blal a okam\u017eit\u011b se mi za\u010dne vy\u010d\u00edtat, \u017ee tady dost\u00e1v\u00e1m pen\u00edze, m\u00e1m voln\u00fd v\u00edkendy a tak. U\u017e se s \u00fasm\u011bvem taky pt\u00e1m v\u0161ech 15x denn\u011b, jestli jsou ok. Prost\u011b jsem si na to zvykla u\u017e. Tak se taky pt\u00e1m a taky m\u011b to nezaj\u00edm\u00e1 ve v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b p\u0159\u00edpadech. Zaj\u00edm\u00e1 m\u011b to asi dvakr\u00e1t a to r\u00e1no, jestli se dob\u0159e vyspali (abych v\u011bd\u011bla, jakej bude den&#8230;) a pak, kdy\u017e vid\u00edm, \u017ee se zrovna nesm\u011bjou (abych zjistila, kde je probl\u00e9m) ale oni stejn\u011b v\u017edycky \u0159eknou, \u017ee je v\u0161echno dobr\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>N\u011bkdy nev\u00edm, jestli jsem ve\u010der, kdy\u017e zach\u00e1z\u00edm do pokoje unaven\u00e1 z fyzicky vykonan\u00fd pr\u00e1ce, z celodenn\u00edho mluven\u00ed anglicky nebo z celodenn\u00edho usm\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed se, ale ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b s p\u0159\u00edchodem do pokoje povoluju v\u0161echny mimick\u00fd svaly a st\u00e1v\u00e1m se norm\u00e1ln\u00edm \u010dlov\u011bkem.<\/p>\n<p>Vol\u00e1m s <em>Romanem<\/em> ohledn\u011b karty na vlak, jestli mi ji p\u016fj\u010d\u00ed a proto\u017ee moc nechce, tak ob\u010das \u0159eknu takov\u00fdto: &#8222;Ty vole nebu\u010f svin\u011b a pu\u010d!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>VSUVKA, kdy\u017e jsme u toho pu\u010de, tak t\u0159i, ne \u00fapln\u011b zrovna fakt blb\u00fd lidi nev\u011bd\u011bli prost\u011b, co to slovo znamen\u00e1. Nen\u00ed moc slov, co by \u010dlov\u011bk nev\u011bd\u011bl prost\u011b, ale tohle bylo nev\u00eddan\u00fd zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><em>A: &#8222;Prej nem\u016f\u017ee nic d\u011blat, \u017ee prej pu\u010d&#8230;&#8220;<br \/>\nB: &#8222;To je n\u011bco blb\u00fdho, ne?&#8220;<br \/>\nA: &#8222;No j\u00e1 jsem si myslela, \u017ee to je \u017eidovskej sv\u00e1tek&#8230;&#8220;<br \/>\nC: &#8222;A co to teda je??&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pu\u010d je pros\u00edmv\u00e1s <em><strong>n\u00e1siln\u00fd politick\u00fd p\u0159evrat uskute\u010dn\u011bn\u00fd malou skupinou osob<\/strong><\/em>. A nev\u011b\u0159\u00edm, \u017ee jste to v\u011bd\u011bli \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161ichni. K m\u00e9 stupidn\u00ed odpov\u011bdi nutno podotknout, \u017ee se hovo\u0159ilo s \u017didem! K m\u00e9 stupidit\u011b nutno podotknout, \u017ee bych zrovna<strong> j\u00e1<\/strong> m\u011bla v\u011bd\u011bt, \u017ee to \u017eidovsk\u00fd sv\u00e1tek nen\u00ed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ale abych se vr\u00e1tila k hovoru s <em>Romanem<\/em>. Ten hovor sly\u0161ela na\u0161e <em>K<\/em> a jej\u00ed <em>p\u0159\u00edtel<\/em>, kterej se prej pak ptal, jestli jsme se h\u00e1dali, ona mu pr\u00fd \u0159ekla, \u017ee ur\u010dit\u011b ne, \u017ee se takhle bav\u00edme v\u0161ichni, kdy\u017e n\u00e1s sly\u0161\u00ed u n\u00e1s doma s k\u00fdmkoli, \u017ee prej celou dobu s <em>Luci\u00ed<\/em> nebo s <em>Beskydou<\/em> se bav\u00edme stejn\u011b celej den.<\/p>\n<p>Dneska to cel\u00fd vyvrcholilo t\u00edm, \u017ee p\u0159i\u0161la <em>K<\/em> v nov\u00fdch \u0161atech a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, jestli dobr\u00fd. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee asi dobr\u00fd a ona, jestli v tom nem\u00e1 pupek. A vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee v tom pupek m\u011bla, tak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee v tom trochu pupek m\u00e1, ale \u017ee jako co, no. Ne\u010dekala jsem, \u017ee se rozbre\u010d\u00ed a p\u016fjde do pokoje v\u016fbec. Tak jsem j\u00ed ud\u011blala k ob\u011bdu sal\u00e1t, za 15 minut \u0161la do pokoje k n\u00ed j\u00ed d\u00e1t ob\u011bd a \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee jako nen\u00ed tlust\u00e1, ale proto\u017ee jsem nejvtipn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk, kter\u00fdho jste kdy potkali ze m\u011b nevypadlo nic jin\u00fdho, ne\u017e &#8222;<em>Pro\u010d bre\u010d\u00ed\u0161 pros\u00edmt\u011b? Proto\u017ee se\u0161 tlust\u00e1?<\/em>&#8220; XDDDDDD \u010c\u00edm\u017e se spustila druh\u00e1 vlna. N\u00e1sledn\u011b jsem u n\u00ed dal\u0161\u00edch 15 minut sed\u011bla a vysv\u011btlovala, \u017ee za \u00e1 jsem dement, \u017ee to za ty skoro dva roky mus\u00ed v\u011bd\u011bt u\u017e, \u017ee m\u00e1m fakt blb\u00fd vtipy a za druh\u00fd, \u017ee co se stalo v kuchyni, \u017ee se tak norm\u00e1ln\u011b bav\u00edme. Vid\u00edm pupek, \u0159eknu, \u017ee tam je pupek, \u017ee j\u00ed p\u0159ece nebudu lh\u00e1t. Jak\u00fd by to bylo, kdybych n\u011bkomu lhala, \u017ee v tom nem\u00e1 pupek proboha. Nakonec jsem j\u00ed vysv\u011btlila ale, \u017ee s jej\u00ed velikost\u00ed 8-10 a s moj\u00ed velikost\u00ed 12-14 m\u016f\u017ee bejt fakt \u00fapln\u011b v pohod\u011b, \u017ee jako <strong>TLUST\u00c1<\/strong> nen\u00ed v \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, ale prost\u011b, kdy\u017e si koup\u00ed upnut\u00fd bavln\u011bn\u00fd sv\u011btle \u0161ed\u00fd \u0161aty s dlouh\u00fdm ruk\u00e1vem, kter\u00fd nestahujou, \u017ee prost\u011b m\u00edt pupek bude.<\/p>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka je, jestli je to anglick\u00fd p\u0159etva\u0159ov\u00e1n\u00ed dobr\u00fd nebo blb\u00fd. Na jednu stranu mi to p\u0159ijde smutn\u00fd, jak se l\u017ee, ale na druhou stranu jsou v\u0161ichni stra\u0161n\u011b spokojen\u00ed a nikdo se neh\u00e1d\u00e1 kv\u016fli v\u011bcem, kv\u016fli kter\u00fdm my mo\u017en\u00e1 jo.<\/p>\n<p>A tady v\u00e1\u017een\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, vznik\u00e1 trochu utopie.<\/p>\n<p>Kdybyste n\u011bkdy n\u011bjakou hledali.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kdysi d\u00e1vno jsem ve fakt dobr\u00fd n\u00e1lad\u011b p\u0159i\u0161la k Lucii dom\u016f a jej\u00ed hostm\u00e1ma byla doma taky. 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