V\u010dera r\u00e1no mi bohu\u017eel nikdo ne\u0159ekl, \u017ee se zase nejde do \u0161koly. Nepochopila jsem teda pro\u010d, kdy\u017e jsem v \u0161est r\u00e1no vylezla z pokoje, za\u010dala d\u011blat ob\u011bd do \u0161koly a sob\u011b sn\u00eddani. Kdy\u017e jsem \u0161la o p\u016fl sedm\u00fd budit na\u0161i princeznu, tak se na m\u011b pan\u00edm\u00e1ma pod\u00edvala (koukala na m\u011b celou dobu d\u011blan\u00ed toho ob\u011bdu a sn\u00eddan\u011b) a \u0159ekla, a\u0165 ji jako laskav\u011b nebud\u00edm, \u017ee nejde do \u0161koly. U\u017e se nad t\u00edm ani nepozastavuju, nept\u00e1m se a neprotestuju, v duchu si \u0159eknu n\u011bkolik v\u011bt a jdu d\u011blat n\u011bco jin\u00fdho. M\u011bla jsem teda hodinu a p\u016fl \u010das, ne\u017e jsem m\u011bla ject do moj\u00ed pr\u00e1ce nav\u00edc. Co d\u011blat takhle r\u00e1no, no. Tak jsem se poprv\u00fd v \u017eivot\u011b hezky u\u010desala a namalovala na t\u0159i hodiny \u017eehlen\u00ed a dv\u011b hodiny luxov\u00e1n\u00ed a vyt\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n
A tak jsem \u017eehlila kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 a upraven\u00e1 a najednou n\u011bkdo za\u0165ukal na dve\u0159e. Otev\u0159u a ztuhnu.<\/p>\n
Bo\u017e\u00ed, kr\u00e1snej, n\u00e1dhernej nejv\u00edc sexy mu\u017e sv\u011bta v kr\u00e1sn\u00fd ko\u0161ili stoj\u00ed ve dve\u0159\u00edch s kuf\u0159\u00ed\u010dkem s n\u00e1\u0159ad\u00edm a j\u00e1 ze sebe nevyprav\u00edm nic, proto\u017ee mi hlavou l\u00edt\u00e1 asi tak milion n\u00e1pad\u016f, co by se s takov\u00fdm mu\u017eem dalo d\u011blat.<\/p>\n
„Ehm, dobr\u00fd den, kouk\u00e1m, \u017ee v\u00e1m asi nikdo ne\u0159ekl, \u017ee p\u0159ijdu…“ V Anglii si v\u0161ude v\u0161ichni chod\u00ed jak cht\u011bj\u00ed, v\u0161ichni nech\u00e1vaj\u00ed kl\u00ed\u010de \u00fapln\u011b ciz\u00edm lidem a je to \u00fapln\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u00ed. Usm\u00edv\u00e1 se na m\u011b, j\u00e1 musim bejt \u00fapln\u011b naprosto rud\u00e1 a cejtim se trapn\u011b, proto\u017ee si na ukl\u00edzen\u00ed beru takov\u00fd star\u00fd \u010dern\u00fd leg\u00edny, kter\u00fd u\u017e ch\u00e1traj a jsou docela pr\u016fhledn\u00fd, no.<\/p>\n A nem\u016f\u017eu ani \u017eehlit. Pro\u010d doprdele, nos\u00ed instalat\u00e9r p\u011bkn\u00fd tmav\u00fd d\u017e\u00edny, boty a ko\u0161ili na opravu topen\u00ed? A pro\u010d mus\u00ed vypadat jak vypad\u00e1? A pro\u010d mus\u00ed m\u00edt tak bo\u017e\u00ed n\u00e1dhernej hlas? Bohu\u017eel mus\u00edm j\u00edt do lo\u017enice pro ram\u00ednka na ko\u0161ile, mus\u00edm j\u00edt kolem n\u011bj. Tak jdu, st\u00e1hla jsem t\u00edlko asi tak do p\u016flky zadku, proto\u017ee prost\u011b m\u00e1m doprdele pr\u016fhledn\u00fd leg\u00edny! Je\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee jsem neporu\u0161ila moji hlavn\u00ed z\u00e1sadu nosit jenom \u010dern\u00fd krajkov\u00fd kalhotky, bo\u017ee d\u00edky, d\u00edky, d\u00edky.<\/p>\n Bl\u00ed\u017e\u00edm se k onomu topen\u00ed na chodb\u011b u kter\u00fdho je skr\u010den\u00fd. P\u0159estane se v tom \u0161\u0165ourat, nap\u0159\u00edm\u00ed se, kouk\u00e1 se na m\u011b, spiklenecky se usm\u011bje, j\u00e1 taky, no, je\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee jsem se u\u010desala a namalovala, jinak nev\u00edm, na co bych ty ko\u0161ile v\u011b\u0161ela. Zezadu cejt\u00edm, \u017ee se po\u0159\u00e1d d\u00edv\u00e1, jak jdu.<\/p>\n T\u00fddny, dlouh\u00fd t\u00fddny bez sexu.<\/p>\n Ko\u0161ile, ta ko\u0161ile.<\/p>\n Ten hlas.<\/p>\n Penis, m\u00e1 penis!<\/p>\n A ruce a tak.<\/p>\n A tak d\u00e1l.<\/p>\n A j\u00e1 mus\u00edm j\u00edt zp\u00e1tky p\u0159es celej bar\u00e1k okolo n\u011bj.<\/p>\n Prost\u011b a\u017e p\u016fjdu okolo tebe, tak m\u011b chy\u0165, \u0161vihni se mnou o ze\u010f, sundej mi ty debiln\u00ed pr\u016fhledn\u00fd leg\u00edny spolu s t\u011bma kalhotkama a… ud\u011blej to. Rychle a intenzivn\u011b a pak se zas \u0161\u0165ourej v tom topen\u00ed klidn\u011b a\u017e do ve\u010dera.<\/p>\n Tak jdu zase okolo, stoj\u00ed a telefonuje a zase se na m\u011b usm\u011bje zp\u016fsobem, je\u017e ve mn\u011b vyvol\u00e1v\u00e1 p\u0159edstavy je\u0161t\u011b hor\u0161\u00ed. Jdu \u017eehlit a sna\u017e\u00edm se myslet na velikono\u010dn\u00ed kr\u00e1l\u00ed\u010dky na louce (a jak my na tu louku p\u0159ijdeme), na cestu klem sv\u011bta (s nim!!!!), na v\u0161echno mo\u017en\u00fd. A zm\u00edr\u00e1m. A te\u010f do\u017eehl\u00edm povle\u010den\u00ed a mus\u00edm j\u00edt povl\u00e9ct a zase mus\u00edm okolo n\u011bj. A furt telefonuje, nic ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1, poslouch\u00e1 a d\u00edv\u00e1 se na m\u011b zp\u016fsobem takov\u00fdm, \u017ee zn\u00e1 moji story o zdi.<\/p>\n No! Tak \u0161up! Chytni m\u011b, a\u017e p\u016fjdu okolo. J\u00e1 nem\u016f\u017eu p\u0159ece, co j\u00e1 vim, jestli se\u0161 \u017eenatej a v\u011brnej nebo jestli takhle kouk\u00e1\u0161 standardn\u011b a kdy\u017e n\u011bco ud\u011bl\u00e1m, tak za\u010dne\u0161 k\u0159i\u010det a d\u00e1\u0161 mi r\u00e1nu p\u011bst\u00ed a j\u00e1 budu m\u00edsto vertik\u00e1ln\u011b nalepen\u00e1 na n\u011b\u010dem horizont\u00e1ln\u011b, co\u017e by taky nebylo \u0161patn\u00fd, ale asi ne po r\u00e1n\u011b p\u011bst\u00ed.<\/p>\n Nechytil m\u011b.<\/p>\n Pro\u010d taky by m\u011b chytal, kdy\u017e kdy\u017e za:<\/p>\n a) m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt v\u011brn\u00fd a \u017eenat\u00fd (ale to by na m\u011b teda nem\u011bl sexuchtiv\u011b \u010dum\u011bt!) A te\u010f se nikdy v \u017eivot\u011b nedozv\u00edm, jestli to byl v\u0161echno omyl nebo jestli dva lidi cht\u011bli m\u00edt v pr\u00e1zdn\u00fdm dom\u011b sex a nem\u011bli, proto\u017ee jednomu v mozku \u0161rotovalo chy\u0165 m\u011b a svl\u00edkni m\u011b, j\u00e1 to nem\u016f\u017eu ud\u011blat, proto\u017ee se boj\u00edm, \u017ee nechce\u0161<\/em> a druh\u00fdmu v mozku \u0161rotovalo, \u017ee chytil bych ji te\u010f a vojel bych ji, ale co kdy\u017e mi d\u00e1 r\u00e1nu p\u011bst\u00ed a zavol\u00e1 policii, proto\u017ee t\u0159eba nechce!<\/em><\/p>\n \u017divot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" V\u010dera r\u00e1no mi bohu\u017eel nikdo ne\u0159ekl, \u017ee se zase nejde do \u0161koly. 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\n„Dobr\u00fd den, ne\u0159ekl, no…“
\n„J\u00e1 tady m\u00e1m opravit topen\u00ed, pan\u00ed domu ale \u0159\u00edkala, a\u0165 p\u0159ijdu brzo, \u017ee tady budete a otev\u0159ete mi…“
\n„Jo, tak poj\u010fte klidn\u011b d\u00e1l…“<\/em><\/p>\n
\nb) si to m\u016f\u017ee taky \u0161patn\u011b vylo\u017eit a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 si n\u011bco jako Oh ty mal\u00e1, co na m\u011b tak kouk\u00e1\u0161! (ale to by na m\u011b teda nem\u011bl sexuchtiv\u011b \u010dum\u011bt!)
\nc) je v\u0161ude v televizi a v novin\u00e1ch sam\u00fd zn\u00e1siln\u011bn\u00ed
\nd) \u00a0je v\u0161ude v televizi a v novin\u00e1ch sam\u00fd zn\u00e1siln\u011bn\u00ed a ti mu\u017ei se br\u00e1n\u00ed t\u00edm, \u017ee ona to cht\u011bla!
\ne, f, g, h, ch, i, j, k! <\/em><\/p>\n