{"id":5007,"date":"2013-11-27T20:51:31","date_gmt":"2013-11-27T19:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5007"},"modified":"2013-11-27T20:51:31","modified_gmt":"2013-11-27T19:51:31","slug":"jak-jsem-si-mohla-vybrat-automechanika","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5007","title":{"rendered":"Jak jsem si mohla vybrat automechanika!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To si takhle p\u0159ijdu k autu, pr\u00e1zdn\u00fd kolo a nikde nikdo, kdo by mohl pomoci. S takov\u00fdm t\u00edm po\u0161kr\u00e1b\u00e1n\u00edm se jedn\u00edm prstem v koutku \u010dela si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee kdy\u017e jsem minulej tejden doma opravila dv\u011b kliky a kapaj\u00edc\u00ed kohoutek, proto\u017ee m\u011bs\u00edc p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1m pan\u00edmatce, \u017ee nutn\u011b pot\u0159ebujeme, aby p\u0159ijel <em>Richard<\/em>, hodinovej man\u017eel, jen\u017ee m\u011bs\u00edc prost\u011b se nic ned\u011blo, tak jsem musela vz\u00edt kle\u0161t\u011b, \u0161roubov\u00e1ky, \u0161rouby a t\u011bsn\u00edc\u00ed gumi\u010dky a prost\u011b v\u0161echno, co jsem na\u0161la a d\u011blala jsem n\u00e1m zadarmo hodinovou man\u017eelku. No, ud\u011blala jsem to l\u00edp, ne\u017e <em>Richard<\/em>, kterej v\u017edycky n\u011bco &#8222;sprav\u00ed&#8220; a za m\u011bs\u00edc to je zas rozbit\u00fd. Od t\u00fd doby mi doma \u0159\u00edkaj <em>Richarde<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>S velk\u00fdm <em><strong>achjo<\/strong><\/em>, proto\u017ee venku jsou t\u0159i stupn\u011b a j\u00e1 m\u00e1m na sob\u011b jen tri\u010dko s dlouh\u00fdm ruk\u00e1vem a ty pr\u016fhledn\u00fd leg\u00edny z minul\u00fdho p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvku, otev\u00edr\u00e1m kufr a beru hever, rezervu a v\u0161echny ty v\u011bci okolo, co \u010dlov\u011bk pot\u0159ebuje k v\u00fdm\u011bn\u011b kola. \u0160rouby jsou \u00fapln\u011b extr\u00e9mn\u011b uta\u017een\u00fd, l\u00edb\u00ed se mi stra\u0161n\u011b kl\u00ed\u010dovej \u0161roub, proto\u017ee je na n\u011bm kyti\u010dka, princezna se ve mn\u011b nezap\u0159e! V\u0161echny sou tak extr\u00e9mn\u011b uta\u017een\u00fd, \u017ee je p\u00e1\u010dim asi 45 minut a kdy\u017e je v\u0161echny sund\u00e1m, nem\u00e1m u\u017e prost\u011b \u017e\u00e1dnou s\u00edlu, abych ud\u011blala cokoli jin\u00fdho. Beru hever, zved\u00e1m z posledn\u00edch sil auto nahoru, zran\u00edm si u toho dva prsty (!!!) proto\u017ee prost\u011b nem\u00e1m s\u00edlu, fakt ne. Jdu sundat kolo.<\/p>\n<p>A kolo je co? Ano, tot\u00e1ln\u011b p\u0159irezl\u00fd. Nem\u00e1m od gumov\u00fd pali\u010dky nic podobn\u00fdho ke klad\u00edvku. Beru d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00fd poleno, zkou\u0161\u00edm to polenem, marn\u011b. Sednu si na zem, \u010dern\u00fd zran\u011bn\u00fd ruce si d\u00e1m na obli\u010dej, necejt\u00edm je, jak jsou zmrzl\u00fd a zouf\u00e1m, co budu d\u011blat.<\/p>\n<p>Najednou se objev\u00ed S., pan\u00ed z extrajobu, kde jsem dopoledne byla, vysv\u011btluju ji situaci, zvon\u00ed na sousedy, ale nikdo neotv\u00edr\u00e1. Nem\u00e1 \u010das, m\u00e1 za 15 minut nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed meeting na sv\u011bt\u011b, jedin\u00fd, co prej m\u016f\u017ee je, \u017ee m\u011b hod\u00ed jej\u00edm autem k servisu naho\u0159e na Weyhillu. Beru tuhle mo\u017enost, co jin\u00fdho mi zbyde. Vyhazuje m\u011b tam, jdu ke gar\u00e1\u017ei, p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed p\u00e1n v obleku, co si p\u0159eju, je docela vtipnej, myslel si, \u017ee mi nen\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b ani 18, ptal se S., jestli m\u011b tam maj pohl\u00eddat XDDDDDD Vysv\u011btlujem spolu situaci, ale ona mluv\u00ed tak rychle a zmaten\u011b, \u017ee p\u00e1n v\u016fbec nev\u00ed, co chce a kdy\u017e odjede, tak se pt\u00e1 m\u011b, jestli to m\u016f\u017eu \u0159\u00edct znova a v klidu. M\u00e1m \u00fapln\u011b \u010dern\u00fd ruce a ksicht (jsem zjistila pak a\u017e doma!) a objas\u0148uji znovu situaci, v n\u00ed\u017e se pr\u00e1v\u011b nach\u00e1z\u00edm. Vysv\u011btluju, \u017ee m\u00e1m skoro jako hotovo, ale \u017ee kolo je prost\u011b <em>rusty<\/em> k autu XDDDDDD A j\u00e1, \u017ee jsem mali\u010dk\u00e1 a nem\u016f\u017eu to prost\u011b sundat, \u017ee pot\u0159ebuju n\u011bkoho, kdo by tam jel se mnou, \u017ee to jsou tak 2 &#8211; 3 m\u00edle jenom.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5008\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_11_2013_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_11_2013_uk1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_11_2013_uk1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_11_2013_uk1-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>P\u00e1n \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee standardn\u011b takhle to fakt ned\u011blaj\u00ed, ale musela jsem vypadat fakt zoufale a \u0159ekl, \u017ee tam se mnou n\u011bkdo zajede. A \u017ee si m\u016f\u017eu vybrat prej, kdo chci, aby jel se mnou XDDDDDDDDDDD To se mi rozsv\u00edtily o\u010di\u010dka, proto\u017ee jsem tam zahl\u00eddla kr\u00e1sn\u00fdho mlad\u00edka stra\u0161n\u011b s \u010dern\u00fdm krou\u017ekem v puse a byl stra\u0161n\u011b hot. Tak bez v\u00e1h\u00e1n\u00ed kazuju, \u017ee tenhle! Toho chci. Hoch se cul\u00ed stra\u0161n\u011b, j\u00e1 taky, ale pan boss \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee ne, \u017ee ten nem\u016f\u017ee \u0159\u00eddit. Rad\u0161i se nept\u00e1m pro\u010d a pak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee dostanu tohodle, \u017ee je <em>grumpy<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Hm, super. Tak jo.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159ijedeme k autu, hoch je zcela v \u0161oku, \u017ee m\u00e1m skoro hotovo, nikdo mu to asi ne\u0159ekl. No v uhl\u00ed jsem se asi nevyv\u00e1lela, \u017eejo. Odbouchne kolo palic\u00ed, d\u00e1v\u00e1 p\u0159ipravenou rezervu. Mu\u017en\u011b beru rozbit\u00fd kolo a d\u00e1v\u00e1m do kufru a jedeme zp\u00e1tky do servisu.<\/p>\n<p>No, m\u00e1m ob\u011b nov\u00fd kola p\u0159edn\u00ed, prej byly v blb\u00fdm stavu ob\u011b u\u017e. Mus\u00edm si koupit tu palici taky!<\/p>\n<p>Doma jsem myslela, \u017ee um\u0159u, sn\u011bdla jsem dv\u011b pln\u00fd misky pol\u00edvky, m\u011bla asi 3 \u010daje, furt mi byla zima. Pan\u00edmatka ve\u010der nebyla \u00fapln\u011b nad\u0161en\u00e1, \u017ee jsme m\u011bly takov\u00fd nepl\u00e1novan\u00fd v\u00fddaj a dokonce m\u011b pozvala s sebou k jedn\u00fd kamar\u00e1dce na prodej v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edch ozdob. Polomrtv\u00e1 jsem to odm\u00edtla a \u0161la v sedm sp\u00e1t. Spala jsem skoro 11 hodin a m\u011bla jsem 89% kvalitu sp\u00e1nku!<\/p>\n<p>U\u017d TADY BUDU JENOM 3 T\u00ddDNY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To si takhle p\u0159ijdu k autu, pr\u00e1zdn\u00fd kolo a nikde nikdo, kdo by mohl pomoci. 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