{"id":5094,"date":"2014-01-11T17:25:31","date_gmt":"2014-01-11T16:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5094"},"modified":"2014-01-11T17:25:31","modified_gmt":"2014-01-11T16:25:31","slug":"ti-rikam-ze-kdyby-sem-prisel-ten-architekt-tak-bych-mu-objednal-uplne-vsechno-co-by-chtel-mozna-ze-bych-mu-ho-i-vykouril","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5094","title":{"rendered":"&#8222;Ti \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee kdyby sem p\u0159i\u0161el ten architekt, tak bych mu objednal \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echno, co by cht\u011bl. Mo\u017en\u00e1, \u017ee bych mu ho i vykou\u0159il.&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Byste nev\u011b\u0159ili norm\u00e1ln\u011b, co se mi stalo v\u010dera omylem. R\u00e1no jsem byla na krvi v \u0161est t\u0159icet, sest\u0159i\u010dka mi testovala mo\u010d a zasekla se a \u0159ekla: &#8222;<em>Je\u017ei\u0161i, vy jste samej keton!<\/em>&#8220; a pak jsem jela do Prahy, proto\u017ee mi pozd\u011bjc nic lep\u0161\u00edho nejelo, ale pracovn\u00ed pohovor jsem m\u011bla a\u017e ve 4 odpoledne. s <em>B\u00e1rb<\/em> a <em>P\u00f3lem<\/em> jsme \u0161li na ob\u011bd, ale posledn\u00ed paleo j\u00eddlo, kter\u00fd bych si zrovna dala u\u017e nem\u011bli, tak\u017ee jsem si dala vodu a koukala, jak <em>B\u00e1rb<\/em> j\u00ed rej\u017ei a z\u00e1vid\u011bla jsem j\u00ed to hrozn\u011b. Vypr\u00e1v\u011bla jsem jim tam zase r\u016fzn\u00fd story, ti dva mil\u00ed lid\u00e9 naslouchaj\u00ed. J\u00ed a naslouchaj\u00ed. Potom jsem let\u011bla do Palladia na kafe s <em>Markem<\/em> a <em>Lukem<\/em>. S lidma, na kter\u00fd jsem si v Andoveru nikdy nedok\u00e1zala ud\u011blat \u010das a kdy\u017e teda \u010das byl, tak zas \u010das nem\u011bl <em>Mark<\/em>, tak\u017ee jedin\u00e1 mo\u017enost, jak si pokecat bylo, \u017ee p\u0159ijedou do Prahy XDDDDDDD Prej si tady u\u017eili 4 dokonal\u00fd dny pln\u00fd p\u00e1rty, nechali 15 tis\u00edc v\u0161ude za alkohol, byli nad\u0161en\u00ed, jak je v\u0161echno stra\u0161n\u011b brut\u00e1ln\u011b levn\u00fd a koupili mi sojov\u00fd latt\u00e9. Vysv\u011btlila jsem jim, \u017ee je sparta mrdka a \u017ee musej p\u0159iject n\u011bkdy na v\u00edkend na ja\u0159e. Prej p\u0159ijedou. Potom jsem \u0161la na jeden pracovn\u00ed pohovor, ale po\u0159\u00e1d jsem m\u011bla \u010das, tak jsem se toulala ulic\u00ed a objevila jsem nejlep\u0161\u00ed obchod v Praze! Mo\u017en\u00e1 teda jsem dom\u016f p\u0159ivezla na sob\u011b blechy a r\u016fzn\u00fd zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka, ale prost\u011b dokonalost. Kab\u00e1ty zachoval\u00fd je\u0161t\u011b z v\u00e1lky a v\u0161echno n\u011bmeck\u00fd a hust\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>Pohovor prob\u011bhl dob\u0159e, klidn\u011b a pak jsem hnedka m\u011bla sraz s Kesidou a zase znova s klukama na dal\u0161\u00ed kafe. Pak jsem \u0161ly na paleo ve\u010de\u0159i a p\u0159ed osmou ve\u010dern\u00ed se rozlou\u010dily. J\u00e1 jela spoluj\u00edzdou do Trutnova, kde jsem m\u011bla hodinu \u010dekat na autobus do Buk\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>A te\u010f to p\u0159ijde!<\/p>\n<p>\u0160la jsem teda v Trutnov\u011b na jedno pivo, ne\u017e mi jako pojede ten bus a <strong><em>NAJEDNOU<\/em><\/strong> je p\u016fl \u010dtvrt\u00fd r\u00e1no a j\u00e1 do sebe l\u00e1mu vodku s ledem <em>Pod M\u00e1jem<\/em>! To pro\u010d jako? XDDDDD Kdy\u017e jsem se nevim jak, dostala o p\u016fl p\u00e1t\u00fd dom\u016f, sn\u011bdla jsem chili okurky a myslela jsem si teda, \u017ee jsem \u0161la sp\u00e1t, ale dneska jsem se dozv\u011bd\u011bla, \u017ee jsem volala Kesid\u011b&#8230; XDDDD<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5095\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/11_01_2013_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"203\" \/><em>Tak to se nepovedlo XDDDDD<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b je mi celej den blb\u011b. U\u017e a\u0165 je zejtra. Pr\u016fser je, \u017ee jsem byla v\u010dera stra\u0161n\u011b ospal\u00e1, m\u011bla jsem je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bjakou pr\u00e1ci doma a tak. R\u00e1no jsem m\u011bla v 7:30 domluven\u00fd b\u011bh\u00e1n\u00ed a v dev\u011bt jsme m\u011bli ject cel\u00e1 rodina do Polska na n\u00e1kupy n\u011bjak\u00fd prej. N\u00f3, tak nic. Jedeme jindy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5096\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/11_01_2013_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"437\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/11_01_2013_cr2.jpg 437w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/11_01_2013_cr2-300x137.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 437px) 100vw, 437px\" \/><em>V\u010dera t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159edt\u00edm, ne\u017e jsem vylezla ven a zmokla&lt;3 a v noci n\u011bkde kdov\u00edkde s Ton\u00edkem Pon\u00edkem!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Nekou\u0161u si zas asi m\u011bs\u00edc nehty, tak mi dr\u017ete stra\u0161n\u011b palce, a\u0165 mi to vydr\u017e\u00ed. Jestli je budu m\u00edt fakt dobr\u00fd n\u011bkdy b\u011bhem jara, za odm\u011bnu si koup\u00edm r\u016f\u017eov\u00fd OPI! <a href=\"http:\/\/d277vln4jzkhhg.cloudfront.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/OPI-Kiss-Me-On-My-Tulips.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Kiss me on my tulips<\/a>! To chce\u0161 vole, to chce\u0161.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Byste nev\u011b\u0159ili norm\u00e1ln\u011b, co se mi stalo v\u010dera omylem. R\u00e1no jsem byla na krvi v \u0161est t\u0159icet, sest\u0159i\u010dka mi&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5094"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5094"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5098,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5094\/revisions\/5098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}