{"id":5149,"date":"2014-01-18T19:45:12","date_gmt":"2014-01-18T18:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5149"},"modified":"2014-01-18T19:48:04","modified_gmt":"2014-01-18T18:48:04","slug":"kureci-ulicka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5149","title":{"rendered":"Ku\u0159ec\u00ed uli\u010dka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tak jsem se nakonec rozhodla, \u017ee se sbal\u00edm na v\u00edkend a pojedu k <em>Beskyd\u011b<\/em> do <em>Kralup<\/em> a v\u0161echnu pr\u00e1ci si ud\u011bl\u00e1m tady. <em>Co v\u00e1m budu pov\u00eddat<\/em>, sme toho je\u0161t\u011b moc neud\u011blaly XDDDDD. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1m j\u00ed, \u017ee pokud p\u0159ijedu, tak ale nikam, fakt nikam nep\u016fjdeme, v r\u00e1mci \u0161et\u0159en\u00ed a toho, \u017ee pot\u0159ebujeme ob\u011b ud\u011blat plno v\u011bc\u00ed na po\u010d\u00edta\u010d\u00edch. Nad\u0161en\u011b souhlasila. <em>Co v\u00e1m budu pov\u00eddat2<\/em>, je\u0161t\u011b jsme doma moc nebyly.<\/p>\n<p><em>N\u00e1pad \u010d\u00edslo jedna:<\/em> Jdeme na ples! Nem\u00e1m moc r\u00e1da plesy, ale m\u011bla l\u00edstek u\u017e (byla to past) a sehnala mi taky. Tak\u017ee jsem tam musela. Doma jsme si ud\u011blaly velice speci\u00e1ln\u00ed drink, kter\u00fd jsme pojmenovaly &#8218;<em>Lep\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e drinkem do oka&#8216;<\/em> a pak jsme si ud\u011blaly kudrnat\u00fd vlasy a \u0161ly jsme na ples. <em>Tom\u00e1\u0161<\/em> s <em>Adamem<\/em> m\u011bli dost u\u017e p\u0159i na\u0161em p\u0159\u00edchodu, tak jsme se dostaly do nemil\u00e9 situace je dohnat. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed se n\u00e1m nepovedlo je p\u0159edehnat. J\u00e1, nenosi\u010d \u0161at\u016f jsem musela m\u00edt p\u016fj\u010den\u00e9 \u0161aty od n\u00ed, ty vole, vol\u00e1nky m\u011bly. J\u00e1 takovej <em>s\u00f3ld\u017er<\/em> \u00fapln\u011b jsem m\u011bla \u0161aty s vol\u00e1nkama.<\/p>\n<p>V\u00edno, vodka, fernet, podpatky,<em> hele t\u00e1mhle je Natalia Per\u00e9z<\/em>, paleo chleb\u00ed\u010dek, <em>se\u0161 tlust\u00fd prase <\/em>a zakou\u0159en\u00e1 hospoda vedle, t\u00fdpek, co miloval moje tetov\u00e1n\u00ed a vid\u011bl neexistuj\u00edc\u00ed detaily, lidi, kter\u00fd jsem do v\u010derej\u0161ka znala jen z fotek a z vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed (<em>Eli\u0161ka!<\/em>), konec plesu, duet sl\u00e1vistick\u00e9 hymny a val\u010d\u00edk v pod\u00e1n\u00ed m\u011b a <em>Adama<\/em> na vylidn\u011bn\u00fdm parketu, dvoumetrovej \u017eralok, kter\u00fdho zachra\u0148ujeme a bereme do <em>Ponorky<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_01_2013_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_01_2013_cr1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_01_2013_cr1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5151\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_01_2013_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_01_2013_cr2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_01_2013_cr2-300x75.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Wohnouti,<\/em> <em>Hork\u00fd\u017ee Sl\u00ed\u017ee<\/em> a hity star\u00fd jako j\u00e1. Brut\u00e1ln\u00ed pa\u0159ba bez pit\u00ed dv\u011b a p\u016fl hodiny v kuse. Nakonec zjist\u00edme, \u017ee jsme dehydrovan\u00ed a um\u00edr\u00e1me pomalu, doplaz\u00edme se k baru pro d\u017eus, kde zjist\u00edme, \u017ee nem\u016f\u017eeme a um\u00edr\u00e1me u\u017e stejn\u011b. H\u00e1d\u00e1me se o \u017eraloka, jdeme dom\u016f, us\u00edn\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e si lehnu. Ale snad nikdy jsem nebyla v dokonalej\u0161\u00edm klubu, ne\u017e je kralupsk\u00e1 Ponorka. Nejv\u00edc zevl lidi, nejlep\u0161\u00ed hudba na sv\u011bt\u011b a jak n\u00e1s tam bylo hodn\u011b a d\u00e1vali jsme to tam prost\u011b, na to budu vzpom\u00ednat zase dlouho, stra\u0161n\u011b dobr\u00fd. Nevim, kdy naposled jsem se bavila taky <strong>BRUT\u00c1LN\u011a<\/strong> \u00fapln\u011b naplno.<\/p>\n<p>Proto\u017ee prej v sobotu ur\u010dit\u011b nikam nep\u016fjdeme, tak jsme byli na brusl\u00e1ku. <em>N\u00e1pad \u010d\u00edslo dv\u011b<\/em>. Jsem v \u017eivot\u011b nebyla na brus\u00e1lku, nem\u011bla na noh\u00e1ch ledn\u00ed brusle, prost\u011b nic. Op\u011bt jsem byla v pasti a donucena. Tak n\u011bjak mi to hnedka \u0161lo, \u017ee jsme byla schopn\u00e1 hr\u00e1t s lidma na babu snad p\u016fl hodiny (p\u0159edstavte si to jako ject brut\u00e1ln\u011b rychle mezi stovkou lid\u00ed a honit se tam, hell yes&lt;3) a p\u0159i druh\u00fdm kole baby jsem musela odbruslit tak rychle, \u017ee jsem se zasekla zoubkama o led a brut\u00e1ln\u011b jsem se nat\u00e1hla. 2 vte\u0159iny \u00fapln\u011b vyra\u017een\u00fd dech, loket v pi\u010di&lt;333 Poznala jsem <em>Terku<\/em>, dal\u0161\u00edho \u010dlov\u011bka o kter\u00fdm l\u00e9ta jen sly\u0161\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p>Ale nedostala jsem babu v\u00ed\u0161co XDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5153\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_01_2013_cr3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_01_2013_cr3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_01_2013_cr3-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5154\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_01_2014_cr1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_01_2014_cr1.gif 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_01_2014_cr1-300x225.gif 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>Docela i to\u010d\u00edm t\u00fddenn\u00ed videoblog, tak snad z toho n\u011bco n\u011bkdy bude. M\u011bly jsme dneska j\u00edt na dal\u0161\u00ed p\u00e1rty, ale prej nem\u016f\u017eeme a m\u00e1me hlad a nevid\u011bly jsme je\u0161t\u011b druhej d\u00edl Hunger Games a chceme se vyspat a zejtra jdeme b\u011bhat a na n\u011bjak\u00fd brut\u00e1ln\u00ed cvi\u010den\u00ed a tak.<\/p>\n<p>To\u017e, uvid\u00edme. Byla jsem stra\u0161n\u011b full dneska t\u00fd Ponorky, tak\u017ee jsem musela napsat stra\u0161n\u011b o tom :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><em>Z Kralup nad Vltavou, Nat\u00e1la.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak jsem se nakonec rozhodla, \u017ee se sbal\u00edm na v\u00edkend a pojedu k Beskyd\u011b do Kralup a v\u0161echnu pr\u00e1ci&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5149"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5149"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5158,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5149\/revisions\/5158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}