{"id":5164,"date":"2014-01-21T13:11:58","date_gmt":"2014-01-21T12:11:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5164"},"modified":"2014-01-21T13:15:56","modified_gmt":"2014-01-21T12:15:56","slug":"zeblil-sem-sebe-a-cely-auto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5164","title":{"rendered":"Zeblil sem sebe a cel\u00fd auto."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jsem \u00fapln\u011b nasra\u010dku zni\u010den\u00e1 z <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/YL0bM66deJU\" target=\"_blank\">tohodle<\/a>. Kdybyste cht\u011bli vid\u011bt dva<em> lachtany<\/em>, tak si to video stopn\u011bte na<em><strong> 0:50<\/strong><\/em>! Mo\u017en\u00e1 to tak nevypad\u00e1, ale bylo to brut\u00e1ln\u00ed a to jsem si ned\u00e1vala na ty\u010d ani z\u00e1va\u017e\u00ed. P\u0159i\u0161la mi t\u011b\u017ek\u00e1 dost. Pokud taky jen sed\u00edte na prdeli a nic ned\u011bl\u00e1te, nikdy na to necho\u010fte. <em>Tom\u00e1\u0161<\/em> musel p\u0159estat klikovat, <em>Adam<\/em> se poblil a<em> j\u00e1 <\/em>sem dneska upoutan\u00e1 na l\u016f\u017eko a nem\u016f\u017eu se v\u016fbec pohnout. Nedostanu na sebe kab\u00e1t, nedos\u00e1hnu si do horn\u00ed poli\u010dky pro \u010daj, nedojdu nikam. <em>Kesida<\/em> zabij\u00e1k m\u00e1 z n\u00e1s v\u0161ech moment\u00e1ln\u011b \u00fapln\u011b nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed svaly a s\u00edlu. Proto\u017ee j\u00ed p\u00e1rek a p\u016fl. Jezte p\u00e1rek a p\u016fl.<\/p>\n<p>Jsem v\u011bd\u011bla, \u017ee tam nem\u00e1m chodit.<\/p>\n<p>J\u00ed tady pak vezmu na <em>zumbu<\/em> XDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>Ud\u011blali jsme v\u00e1m stra\u0161n\u011b <em>random videoblog<\/em>. Ur\u010dit\u011b by tam mohly bejt lep\u0161\u00ed v\u011bci z t\u011bch dn\u016f, ale bu\u010f byl telefon n\u011bkde hluboko v kapse nebo se zapomn\u011blo stra\u0161n\u011b. Za kvalitu velk\u00fd sorry, ale necht\u011blo se mi to nahr\u00e1vat \u00fapln\u00fd hodiny na youtube. A taky tam nen\u00ed vid\u011bt, jak m\u00e1m ten loket <span style=\"color: #333399;\">modrej<\/span>! -.-<\/p>\n<p>Jako bonus uvid\u00edte m\u016fj brut\u00e1ln\u011b zrasenej nehet na palci&lt;3<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/TS5hPIb8Ye4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/TS5hPIb8Ye4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jsem \u00fapln\u011b nasra\u010dku zni\u010den\u00e1 z tohodle. Kdybyste cht\u011bli vid\u011bt dva lachtany, tak si to video stopn\u011bte na 0:50! Mo\u017en\u00e1&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,17,22],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5164"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5164"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5167,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5164\/revisions\/5167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}