{"id":5175,"date":"2014-01-23T13:26:25","date_gmt":"2014-01-23T12:26:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5175"},"modified":"2014-01-23T13:26:25","modified_gmt":"2014-01-23T12:26:25","slug":"jsem-youtuber-jak-prase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5175","title":{"rendered":"Jsem youtuber jak prase."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00edsto toho, abych si \u0161la ukl\u00edzet pokoj a vyhodila je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bjak\u00fd zbytky oble\u010den\u00ed, tak jsem vid\u011bla hezkej <em><strong>tag<\/strong> moje poprv\u00e9<\/em> a hnedka jsem ho musela ud\u011blat taky. Je to stra\u0161n\u011b brut\u00e1ln\u011b tragick\u00fd takhle mluvit na ten telefon prost\u011b si, fakt se div\u00edm, \u017ee z toho nem\u00e1m n\u011bjakej psychoz\u00e1chvat. Proto\u017ee u\u017e neum\u00edm skoro ani \u010desky, je pro m\u011b mo\u017en\u00e1 dobr\u00fd se takhle zas trochu rozmluvit. Videa v <em>dobr\u00fd kvalit\u011b<\/em> v\u00e1m asi nahr\u00e1vat nebudu a nem\u016f\u017eu, proto\u017ee bych to nahr\u00e1vala 12 hodin. Te\u010fka si jdu ud\u011blat ob\u011bd, mlet\u00fd maso s fazolema a drcenejma raj\u010datama a hrozn\u011b se na to t\u011b\u0161\u00edm. Krom\u011b <em>failu<\/em> s p\u00e1te\u010dn\u00edm chleb\u00ed\u010dkem (<em><strong><span style=\"color: #834884;\">a fakt jsme jeden prodaly, abysme ho nese\u017eraly a ten jeden jsme si daly nap\u016fl!<\/span><\/strong><\/em>) dr\u017e\u00edm paleo co m\u016f\u017eu a a\u017e prost\u011b t\u0159eba n\u011bkdy brzo nebudu moct, tak si prost\u011b d\u00e1m n\u011bco, co stra\u0161n\u011b budu cht\u00edt a nebudu to \u0159e\u0161it asi n\u00e1sil\u00edm sama na sob\u011b. T\u0159eba jsem m\u011bs\u00edc doma a je\u0161t\u011b jsem <em><strong>nem\u011bla nudle<\/strong><\/em>! To je, jak kdybyste m\u011bs\u00edc nedejchali. Srnka z ned\u00e1vn\u00fdho p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvku je \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b <em>sold<\/em>. Pot\u0159ebuju, abysme \u0161ly s <em>Beskydou<\/em> do ZOO nebo tak a nafotila mi tam hodn\u011b srnek, abych nemusela \u010dum\u011bt na <em>google<\/em>, jak ty srnky vypadaj\u00ed a jak\u00fd maj\u00ed \u010dum\u00e1ky a tak, ale abych m\u011bla takhle u\u017e brut\u00e1ln\u011b brut\u00e1ln\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b zcela vlastn\u00ed tvorbu. Se t\u011b\u0161\u00edm&lt;333<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/YFG8ypBFaTM?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/YFG8ypBFaTM?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00edsto toho, abych si \u0161la ukl\u00edzet pokoj a vyhodila je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bjak\u00fd zbytky oble\u010den\u00ed, tak jsem vid\u011bla hezkej tag moje&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5175"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5175"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5179,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5175\/revisions\/5179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}