{"id":5270,"date":"2014-02-07T17:16:37","date_gmt":"2014-02-07T15:16:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5270"},"modified":"2014-02-07T17:16:37","modified_gmt":"2014-02-07T15:16:37","slug":"he-takes-off-her-dress-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5270","title":{"rendered":"He takes off her dress now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Je to u\u017e cel\u00fdch deset let, co va\u0161e u\u0161i mohly sly\u0161et <em>Mr. Brightside<\/em> a cel\u00fd va\u0161e t\u011blo ovl\u00e1dnul takovej ten p\u011bknej divnej mr\u00e1z. A je\u0161t\u011b mo\u017en\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed jste za\u017e\u00edvali, kdy\u017e jste sly\u0161eli <em>Maps<\/em>. A mo\u017en\u00e1 ne. V\u010derej\u0161\u00ed noc byla stra\u0161n\u00e1, probre\u010den\u00e1 s telefon\u00e1tem dlouh\u00fdm jednu hodinu a pades\u00e1t minut. V\u016fbec nev\u00edm. \u0158ekla jsem asi \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echno. Ale stejn\u011b mi to asi nepomohlo. Na\u0161la jsem na p\u016fd\u011b svoji starou &#8222;kapsi\u010dku&#8220;, kde je\u0161t\u011b byly pap\u00edrky, s\u00e1\u010dek, sklen\u011bnka a moje star\u00e1 hezk\u00e1 d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e1 d\u00fdmka. Deset let je tak stra\u0161n\u011b moc. A asi prost\u011b si nebudu br\u00e1t notebook a tak.<\/p>\n<p><em>Diana<\/em> vydala hodn\u011b star\u00fd i hodn\u011b nov\u00fd fotky z filmku.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5271\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/07_02_2014_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"574\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/07_02_2014_cr1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/07_02_2014_cr1-300x287.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5272\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/07_02_2014_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/07_02_2014_cr2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/07_02_2014_cr2-300x104.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Alan m\u011b vyt\u00e1hl na sn\u00eddani. Koupila jsem si kone\u010dn\u011b svoje vlastn\u00ed ly\u017ea\u0159sk\u00fd rukavice a mamka mi na n\u011b nakonec p\u016flku dala, abych j\u00ed nebrala ty jej\u00ed b\u00edl\u00fd pal\u010d\u00e1ky&lt;3<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8222;M\u016f\u017eu to u\u017e odn\u00fdst?&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;Ano.&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;Ne. Nechte mu to tady je\u0161t\u011b. On to furt uj\u00edd\u00e1&#8230;&#8220; <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Prague Starter Kit<\/em> s mapou z\u00e1chod\u016f n\u011bjak nen\u00ed pot\u0159eba. Zredukovala bych v\u011bci nejrad\u0161i na jeden kufr. Koupila jsem si <em>Colu Light<\/em>, po dvou m\u011bs\u00edc\u00edch. V UK jsem na n\u00ed byla naprosto z\u00e1visl\u00e1 a bez plechovky denn\u011b jsem si nedovedla p\u0159edstavit \u017eivot. U\u017e bych si hrozn\u011b dala n\u011bjakou dobrou \u010d\u00ednu. Vid\u011bla bych to na ob\u0159\u00ed porci nudl\u00ed a aspo\u0148 t\u0159i jarn\u00ed z\u00e1vitky. Kdy\u017e je ten v\u00edkend a j\u00e1 budu stejn\u011b pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b bre\u010det doma v posteli a m\u00e1m menstruaci, m\u00e1m na tu \u010d\u00ednu n\u00e1rok? Letos neto\u010d\u00edm \u00fanorovou <em>videochallenge<\/em>, proto\u017ee se mi nel\u00edb\u00ed pocit, \u017ee bych denn\u011b musela n\u011bco nato\u010dit a musela bych na to myslet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je to u\u017e cel\u00fdch deset let, co va\u0161e u\u0161i mohly sly\u0161et Mr. Brightside a cel\u00fd va\u0161e t\u011blo ovl\u00e1dnul takovej&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5270"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5275,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5270\/revisions\/5275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}