{"id":5313,"date":"2014-02-12T19:06:55","date_gmt":"2014-02-12T17:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5313"},"modified":"2014-02-12T19:06:55","modified_gmt":"2014-02-12T17:06:55","slug":"vydavatel-tomas-novotny-premie-deset-tisic-za-rekordni-clanek-a-zruste-ten-redakcni-vyjezd-do-spindlu-jeste-nas-tam-zmlati-vsechny-vite-co-ji-fandi-lidi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5313","title":{"rendered":"Vydavatel Tom\u00e1\u0161: Novotn\u00fd pr\u00e9mie deset tis\u00edc za rekordn\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nek a zru\u0161te ten redak\u010dn\u00ed v\u00fdjezd do \u0160pindlu, je\u0161t\u011b n\u00e1s tam zml\u00e1t\u00ed v\u0161echny. V\u00edte, co j\u00ed fand\u00ed lid\u00ed?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V ned\u011bli ve\u010der jsem za\u017eila sv\u016fj \u017eivotn\u00ed z\u00e1\u017eitek. Na \u010cern\u00fd na ve\u010derku byla hrozn\u011b neupraven\u00e1 tra\u0165, rozsekala jsem se docela dost hnedka prvn\u00ed j\u00edzdu (m\u00e1m nov\u00fd ly\u017ee!!!) a pak jsem se u\u017e b\u00e1la trochu na tom jezdit. Posledn\u00ed j\u00edzdu jsme se ale v\u0161ichni na\u0161tvali a sjeli vedle do \u00fapln\u00fd tmy na urolbovanej svah p\u0159ipravenej na pond\u011bln\u00ed r\u00e1no. \u0158eknu v\u00e1m, orgasmus na svahu. Jedete v tm\u011b, vid\u00edte jen obrys tmy, kde asi tak je u\u017e les, kam nejezdit, v\u00edte, \u017ee p\u0159ed v\u00e1ma je \u00fapln\u011b dokonalej svah bez hrbolku (nebo v tom sp\u00ed\u0161 douf\u00e1te XDDD) a pust\u00edte to prost\u011b dol\u016f&lt;33 Byla jsem z toho tak nad\u0161en\u00e1, \u017ee jsem p\u0159emlouvala lidi, \u017ee si to vy\u0161l\u00e1pneme nahoru a d\u00e1me dol\u016f je\u0161t\u011b jednou. Necht\u011bli.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5314\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_02_2014_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_02_2014_cr1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_02_2014_cr1-300x212.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/11_02_2014_cr1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" \/><em>&#8222;My v\u00e1m ty medaile p\u0159ivezeme!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>V\u0161ichni m\u011bli v\u00fdtlem z toho, \u017ee jsem se tam sezn\u00e1mila se dv\u011bma mu\u017ei a jeden si m\u011b cht\u011bl za dv\u011b minuty vz\u00edt. Prej jestli sem jela ly\u017eovat nebo se seznamovat XDDD Nebylo to pl\u00e1novan\u00e9 a ty lidi u\u017e nikdy neuvid\u00edm, stejn\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Kouk\u00e1n\u00edm se na ZOH tr\u00e1v\u00edm minim\u00e1ln\u011b 4 &#8211; 5 hodin denn\u011b. Bohu\u017eel. Dneska jsem si stra\u0161n\u011b u\u017e\u00edvala curling a byla jsem smutn\u00e1, \u017ee jsem p\u0159estala hr\u00e1t. Dokonce jsem si nechala ko\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee jako zase n\u011bkdy za\u010dnu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5316\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_02_2014_cr4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"184\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_02_2014_cr4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_02_2014_cr4-300x92.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5317\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_02_2014_cr5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"452\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_02_2014_cr5.jpg 452w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_02_2014_cr5-300x152.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 452px) 100vw, 452px\" \/><em>Pro\u017e\u00edvala jsem to, jako bych to h\u00e1zela j\u00e1 XDDDDD<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A nyn\u00ed v\u00e1\u017een\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 se odeberu sledovat hokej, na kterej se t\u011b\u0161\u00edm stra\u0161n\u011b dlouho. Moje mamka m\u00e1 zejtra narozky a j\u00e1 jsem j\u00ed dneska namalovala jej\u00ed vlastn\u00ed zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka, ale vypad\u00e1 to jako obr\u00e1zek \u017e\u00e1ka t\u0159et\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddy, tak\u017ee se za to dost styd\u00edm, ale poznat oba jsou, tak dobr\u00fd. Prost\u011b kdy\u017e nechcete malovat kr\u00e1l\u00edka a mor\u010de, tak nemalujte kr\u00e1l\u00edka a mor\u010de, proto\u017ee to nedopadne dob\u0159e.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V ned\u011bli ve\u010der jsem za\u017eila sv\u016fj \u017eivotn\u00ed z\u00e1\u017eitek. Na \u010cern\u00fd na ve\u010derku byla hrozn\u011b neupraven\u00e1 tra\u0165, rozsekala jsem se&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5313"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5313"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5319,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5313\/revisions\/5319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}