{"id":5345,"date":"2014-03-04T20:56:19","date_gmt":"2014-03-04T18:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5345"},"modified":"2014-03-04T20:56:19","modified_gmt":"2014-03-04T18:56:19","slug":"velmi-nebezpecne-znamosti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5345","title":{"rendered":"Velmi nebezpe\u010dn\u00e9 zn\u00e1mosti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Na pr\u00e1\u0161ky od r\u00e1na, na z\u00e1chod m\u011b musely pou\u0161t\u011bt i pan\u00ed ve zverimexu, za co\u017e jsem pod\u011bkovala minim\u00e1ln\u011b p\u011btkr\u00e1t. M\u00e1lem jsem si tam koupila je\u017eka africk\u00fdho. Ostatn\u00ed z\u00e1chody u\u017e byly na dvouminutov\u00fd dob\u011bh, taky d\u00edky. Moc jsem cht\u011bla, aby to bylo v\u0161echno jinak a te\u010fka to je \u00fapln\u011b nejv\u00edc jinak, jak to mohlo bejt. A prost\u011b&#8230; nev\u00edm a tak.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u0161e rodina m\u00e1 po 26ti letech <strong>auto<\/strong>. Mo\u017en\u00e1 tomu nebudete v\u011b\u0159it, ale dodnes moji rodi\u010de d\u011blali n\u00e1kupy zp\u016fsobem, \u017ee v\u0161echno t\u00e1hli autobusem z m\u011bsta nebo prost\u011b v krosn\u00e1ch na kole. Po\u0159\u00e1d v\u0161ude na kole. A kdy\u017e se fakt pot\u0159ebovalo auto, tak museli otravovat v\u0161echny kamar\u00e1dy a tak. Tak se mamka rozhodla, \u017ee si ud\u011bl\u00e1 \u0159id\u010d\u00e1k, minulej tejden ho ud\u011blala a m\u00e1me auto a je to prost\u011b divn\u00fd, \u017ee m\u00e1me auto.<\/p>\n<p>Od\u0161roubovala se mi lampi\u010dka a um\u0159ela na rozp\u00e1len\u00fd \u017e\u00e1rovce.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5346\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/04_03_2014_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/04_03_2014_cr1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/04_03_2014_cr1-300x217.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>P\u0159es v\u00edkend u m\u011b byla <em>Kesida<\/em>, p\u0159edem napl\u00e1novan\u00fd jsme m\u011bly focen\u00ed, jen\u017ee jsme na to hrozn\u011b nem\u011bly n\u00e1ladu a tak jsme koukaly na filmy, \u0161ly na dv\u011b fakt docela dlouh\u00fd proch\u00e1zky, trochu jsme i cvi\u010dily, \u010dum\u011bly na sebe, byly v Polsku, jedly kr\u00e1l\u00edka, tu\u0148\u00e1ka a lososa, lily na sebe olej, m\u011bly pizzu, opily se na sportovn\u00edm plese, operovaly jsme nehet a rozhodly se.<\/p>\n<p>Ano, \u0161la jsem na plese ze z\u00e1choda, zapomn\u011bla zvednout po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b nohu a silou jsem nakopla schod palcem v otev\u0159en\u00fd lodi\u010dce. Ano, m\u0148am. Nehet se zalil krv\u00ed dole, \u00fapln\u011b tam byl prou\u017eek krve jen a j\u00e1 jse cejtila, \u017ee nen\u00ed pevn\u011b na noze. <em>Kesida<\/em> to stra\u0161n\u011b nevydr\u017eela a nutila m\u011b to zalepit. Doma jsem se rozhodla pro odtrhnut\u00ed, proto\u017ee nehet fakt visel si docela. Vytrhla jsem ho, sna\u017eila se neomdl\u00edt p\u0159i pohledu na tr\u010d\u00edc\u00ed kusy masa do vzduchu, kter\u00fd <em>Kesida<\/em> musela odst\u0159ihnout n\u016f\u017ekama. Chirurg&lt;3<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5347\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/04_03_2014_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/04_03_2014_cr2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/04_03_2014_cr2-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>U\u017e doma p\u0159i l\u00ed\u010den\u00ed se, jsme vypily 2\/3 fla\u0161ky whiskey, s posledn\u00ed skleni\u010dkou n\u00e1m p\u0159i\u0161la na pomoc <em>L\u016fca<\/em>. Na plese nem\u011bli skleni\u010dky na v\u00edno, tak jsme to pily z trojek od Krakono\u0161e&#8230; pan\u00e1ky l\u00edtaly snad ka\u017ed\u00fdch 10 minut a dom\u016f jsme \u0161ly asi 40 minut. Tam jsme \u0161ly minut p\u011bt&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Vyhr\u00e1la jsem p\u011btikilo v tip\u00e1\u010di, m\u016f\u017eu si kone\u010dn\u011b koupit micel\u00e1rku novou od <em>Biodermy<\/em>, kterou nem\u00e1m u\u017e asi 14 dn\u00ed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na pr\u00e1\u0161ky od r\u00e1na, na z\u00e1chod m\u011b musely pou\u0161t\u011bt i pan\u00ed ve zverimexu, za co\u017e jsem pod\u011bkovala minim\u00e1ln\u011b p\u011btkr\u00e1t.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5345"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5345"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5350,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5345\/revisions\/5350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}