{"id":5384,"date":"2014-03-10T20:42:57","date_gmt":"2014-03-10T18:42:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5384"},"modified":"2014-03-10T20:42:57","modified_gmt":"2014-03-10T18:42:57","slug":"krasny-smutny-den","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5384","title":{"rendered":"Kr\u00e1sn\u00fd smutn\u00fd den"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dneska jsem celej den nele\u017eela v posteli a nelitovala jsem se. Dost dobr\u00fd. Vylezla jsem u\u017e hodn\u011b brzo r\u00e1no a za\u010dala s ukl\u00edzen\u00edm dal\u0161\u00edch v\u011bc\u00ed, dal\u0161\u00edch krabic s m\u00fdmi v\u011bcmi, kde bylo je\u0161t\u011b asi tis\u00edc desek a pap\u00edr\u016f z bejval\u00fd pr\u00e1ce, milion let\u00e1k\u016f a dokonce jsem na\u0161la i se\u0161ity ze st\u0159edn\u00ed \u0161koly. M\u00e1m asi pades\u00e1t kilo pap\u00edru do sb\u011bru a blbostma, kter\u00fd by mi u\u017e stejn\u011b nechyb\u011bly jsme naplnila celou jednu ob\u0159\u00ed popelnici, za co\u017e dostanu zejtra asi zjeba, proto\u017ee tam fakt u\u017e nikdo nic ned\u00e1. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b jsem probrala asi tak metr\u00e1k v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00fd zmizely, rodi\u010de budou m\u00edt radost, proto\u017ee ty krabice \u017eily jaksi dost dlouho na chodb\u011b. Na\u0161la jsem p\u00e1r fakt brut\u00e1ln\u00edch v\u011bc\u00ed, u kter\u00fdch jsem se stra\u0161n\u011b sm\u00e1la a nev\u011bd\u011bla jsem v\u016fbec, \u017ee existujou. T\u0159eba jsem na obalu \u017e\u00e1kovsk\u00fd kn\u00ed\u017eky z dev\u00e1t\u00fd t\u0159\u00eddy m\u011bla ob\u0159\u00edm n\u00e1pisem naps\u00e1no Nem\u00e1m pigment!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

P\u00e1r vzkaz\u016f od rodi\u010d\u016f, r\u016f\u017eov\u00fd vlasy v s\u00e1\u010dku, sb\u00edrka gum, 50kg<\/em><\/strong> materi\u00e1lu o Natalii Oreiro<\/em> (jsem schovala na p\u016fd\u011b tajn\u011b XDDDD), spousta plak\u00e1t\u016f, l\u00edstk\u016f na koncerty, pohled\u016f a dopis\u016f. Nejv\u00edc jsem se za\u010dala tlemit, kdy\u017e jsem na\u0161la v modr\u00fd ob\u00e1lce sb\u00edrku sv\u00fdch d\u011btsk\u00fdch b\u00e1sni\u010dek. V noci ze soboty na ned\u011bli jsem fakt stra\u0161n\u011b p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dovala Kesidu<\/em>, \u017ee M\u00e1rdi<\/em> ty texty ur\u010dit\u011b p\u00ed\u0161e jenom, kdy\u017e je fakt stra\u0161n\u011b sjetej, \u017ee jinak to nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00fd a hlavn\u011b nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00fd, aby na obloze kli\u010dkovali afg\u00e1nsk\u00fd chrti bez drog. No, a pak najdu tohle…<\/p>\n

\"\"Tak\u017ee lidi, d\u00e1 se bez drog. <\/em><\/p>\n

V\u00fdzva na tenhle tejden zn\u00ed: nebudu si kousat nehty na palc\u00edch a budu j\u00edst striktn\u011b jenom paleo, proto\u017ee pot\u0159ebuju. Tak zat\u00edm dr\u017e\u00edm. M\u00e1m v mraz\u00e1ku 6 ban\u00e1n\u016f. Proto\u017ee prost\u011b tohle<\/em><\/strong><\/a> a kdybych si to ned\u011blala, tak bych ur\u010dit\u011b \u017erala n\u011bkde n\u011bjak\u00fd \u010dokol\u00e1dy z ledni\u010dky.<\/p>\n

Ne, \u017ee bych m\u011bla r\u00e1da sladk\u00fd, ale sna\u017e\u00edm se b\u011bhat a doma se trochu protahovat a na lowcarbu<\/em> jaksi ob\u010das tro\u0161ku hv\u011bzdi\u010dky okolo hlavy a \u010derno, pokud moc sportuju a nej\u00edm sacharidy, tak\u017ee pokud budu ten den b\u011bhat, m\u00e1m pr\u00e1vo na zmrzlinu!<\/p>\n

\"\"Sn\u00eddan\u011b:<\/strong> Dv\u011b volsk\u00fd voka a ob\u011bd:<\/strong> sal\u00e1t, su\u0161en\u00fd raj\u010data, mungo v\u00fdhonky, mlet\u00fd maso, ope\u010den\u00e1 cibule, strou\u017eek \u010desneku, \u017elut\u00e1 paprika, trochu drcen\u00fdch raj\u010dat, s\u016fl a pep\u0159<3<\/em><\/p>\n

P\u0159i tom ob\u011bd\u011b jsem m\u011bla fakt pocit, \u017ee j\u00edm nejlep\u0161\u00ed j\u00eddlo na sv\u011bt\u011b, \u0159\u00edkala jsem si, \u017ee si ud\u011bl\u00e1m zejtra lososa a ve st\u0159edu zas hnedka tohle, ale to bych nesm\u011bla bejt debil a musela bych si dneska koupit mlet\u00fd maso, \u017eejo.<\/p>\n

Pan\u00ed Plamenometov\u00e1<\/em> a je\u0161t\u011b p\u00e1r lid\u00ed si stra\u0161n\u011b v\u00fdslovn\u011b vyje\u010deli koule do vany i p\u0159esto, \u017ee jsem je stra\u0161n\u011b necht\u011bla d\u011blat. I kdy\u017e jsem jim \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee m\u011b to fakt ni\u010d\u00ed d\u011blat p\u00e1r koul\u00ed a \u017ee budu muset drah\u00fd ingredience, kdy\u017e to je jen na p\u00e1r, nenechali se odradit a uprosili m\u011b. Prej nikde nem\u016f\u017eou sehnat tak dobr\u00fd mastn\u00fd olejov\u00fd! Ud\u011blala jsem teda jenom 4 druhy, proto\u017ee jsem fakt na v\u00edc nem\u011bla s\u00edlu, ale jsou ob\u0159\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b brut\u00e1ln\u011b. Jsou v\u00edc ne\u017e jednou tak velk\u00fd jako Natcakes<\/em>, jedna m\u00e1 200g<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b jich m\u00e1m p\u00e1r nav\u00edc, ale ne \u00fapln\u011b moc, tak\u017ee kdybyste m\u011bl n\u011bkdo zase z\u00e1jem o p\u00e1r koul\u00ed do vany, tak jsem schopn\u00e1 je poslat p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed t\u00fdden k\u0159ehce po\u0161tou na va\u0161i adresu. M\u016fj e-mail je vlevo a posp\u011b\u0161te si :)<\/p>\n

\"\"Zcela tragicky po\u0159\u00e1d posouv\u00e1m sv\u016fj odjezd do UK, proto\u017ee se mi tam n\u011bjak nechce. A taky m\u00e1m rozbit\u00fd kole\u010dka na kufru. A taky se mi nechce tam p\u0159iject, sundat si slune\u010dn\u00ed brejle a \u0159\u00edct a\u0165 se d\u011bje v\u016fle bo\u017e\u00ed. Oscar<\/em> mi sl\u00edbil n\u011bjak\u00fd ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed na p\u00e1r dn\u00ed, tak doufejme, \u017ee se brzo ozve a \u017ee je spolehlivej.<\/p>\n

M\u00e1m hlad, tak\u017ee si jdu lehnout k filmu, abych byla l\u00edn\u00e1 vst\u00e1t pro \u017er\u00e1dlo, proto\u017ee je vosum a j\u00e1 nechci \u017er\u00e1t ve vosum >_<<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dneska jsem celej den nele\u017eela v posteli a nelitovala jsem se. Dost dobr\u00fd. Vylezla jsem u\u017e hodn\u011b brzo r\u00e1no…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5384"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5384"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5392,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5384\/revisions\/5392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}