{"id":5393,"date":"2014-03-12T15:25:16","date_gmt":"2014-03-12T13:25:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5393"},"modified":"2014-03-12T15:25:16","modified_gmt":"2014-03-12T13:25:16","slug":"mikina-s-knirem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5393","title":{"rendered":"Mikina s kn\u00edrem!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dneska dopoledne jsem ob\u011bhla ve m\u011bst\u011b doktory, kter\u00fd byli nutn\u00fd a v\u016fbec m\u011b nepot\u011b\u0161ili. A to jsem m\u011bla r\u00e1no stra\u0161n\u011b dokonalou n\u00e1ladu. Spala jsem 10 hodin, nem\u011bla jsem zma\u010dkanej nevyspalej ksicht a bylo fakt teplo na tri\u010dko, kdy\u017e jsem jela.<\/p>\n<p>Proto\u017ee jsem m\u011bla \u010das, stavila jsem se po p\u011bti letech nav\u0161t\u00edvit u\u010ditele na svoji st\u0159edn\u00ed \u0161kolu. Masakr tam po takov\u00fd dob\u011b bejt. Pan t\u011blocvik\u00e1\u0159 m\u011b pustil do sborovny, j\u00e1 jsem \u0159ekla hlasit\u00e9 dobr\u00fd den, matik\u00e1\u0159 na m\u011b vyvalil o\u010di, myslela jsem si, \u017ee m\u011b nepoznal, tak hl\u00e1s\u00edm sv\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edjmen\u00ed a zpoza rohu se ozve: &#8222;<em>Neboj, my v\u00edme, na tebe nikdy nezapomeneme&#8230;<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Byla jsem tam asi 15 minut, musela odvypr\u00e1v\u011bt v rychlosti 5 let \u017eivota a prej se m\u00e1m ur\u010dit\u011b zase stavit, a\u017e p\u0159ijedu zp\u00e1tky ze Z\u00e9landu a vypr\u00e1v\u011bt. Pak jsem si \u0161la koupit kokosov\u00fd ml\u00edko na dal\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdrobu paleo zmrzliny, 90% \u010dokol\u00e1du, kokos, gran\u00e1tov\u00fd jabko, papriku a sal\u00e1t a byla jsem \u0161\u0165astn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. A kone\u010dn\u011b jsem nezapomn\u011bla koupit si mlet\u00fd maso, tak\u017ee to zejtra vid\u00edm zase na ten dokonalej ob\u011bd, co jsem m\u011bla v\u010dera &lt;333<\/p>\n<p>Ost\u0159\u00edhala jsem si vlasy, proto\u017ee jsem prost\u011b n\u011bjak nevydr\u017eela u\u017e. Asi 15cm jsem dala pry\u010d, vzadu to m\u00e1m del\u0161\u00ed, proto\u017ee si tam nevid\u00edm a tak pot\u0159ebuju, aby mi to m\u00e1ma dost\u0159\u00edhala n\u011bjak. P\u0159i\u0161ly mi v\u011bci na GoPro&lt;3<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5394\" title=\"\u017er\u00e1dlo!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/11_03_2014_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/11_03_2014_cr1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/11_03_2014_cr1-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Sn\u00edd\u00e1m vejce s kupo su\u0161en\u00fd mo\u0159sk\u00fd \u0159asy, kter\u00e1 nen\u00ed na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed cejtit, ale kv\u016fli \u0161t\u00edtn\u00fd \u017el\u00e1ze bych ji m\u011bla j\u00edst. P\u00e1rky 93% masa. Cizrna s majon\u00e9zou a losos&lt;3<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.votocvohoz.cz\/uzivatele\/9647-cassidy\/predmety\" target=\"_blank\">Oble\u010den\u00ed na prodej!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dneska dopoledne jsem ob\u011bhla ve m\u011bst\u011b doktory, kter\u00fd byli nutn\u00fd a v\u016fbec m\u011b nepot\u011b\u0161ili. A to jsem m\u011bla r\u00e1no&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5393"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5393"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5397,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5393\/revisions\/5397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}