{"id":5398,"date":"2014-03-16T21:29:39","date_gmt":"2014-03-16T19:29:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5398"},"modified":"2014-03-16T21:29:39","modified_gmt":"2014-03-16T19:29:39","slug":"jeste-jsem-te-moh-vysadit-to-by-taky-resilo-nas-problem-s-radiem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5398","title":{"rendered":"Je\u0161t\u011b jsem t\u011b moh vysadit. To by taky \u0159e\u0161ilo n\u00e1\u0161 probl\u00e9m s r\u00e1diem&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><span style=\"color: #2f7888;\">&#8222;A je to ml\u00edko v tom kafi opravdu sojov\u00fd?&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;Ano je. Jako sojov\u00fd bob!&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;Jdeme nebo se tady na p\u00e1na bude\u0161 je\u0161t\u011b dlouho usm\u00edvat?&#8220;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Tak jasn\u011b, \u017ee jdeme. Neboj se nic, j\u00e1 t\u011b zachr\u00e1n\u00edm. A nasyt\u00edm. <em>Pan Plame\u0148\u00e1k<\/em> mi zapomn\u011bl ud\u011blat harpunu. Je\u0161t\u011b jsem se p\u0159eklepla a napsala jsem karpunu. A on \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee p\u0159emej\u0161lel, co jako vlastn\u011b chci. Musela jsem vypadat hodn\u011b nalit\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Ve st\u0159edu mi n\u011bco psal <em>Adam<\/em> na <em>facebooku<\/em>. (M\u00e1m o n\u011bm ps\u00e1t v\u016fbec? Nepost\u0159\u00edl\u00edte se n\u011bkde kv\u016fli n\u011bmu?) A j\u00e1 mu na to ze prdele \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m: &#8222;Tak p\u0159ije\u010f&#8220; a pak jsem se zabejvala n\u011b\u010d\u00edm jin\u00fdm, kdy\u017e vid\u00edm, \u017ee <em>Adam<\/em> je p\u0159es hodinu offline z chatu a za chv\u00edli mi p\u00ed\u0161e smsku, \u017ee je teda p\u0159ed bar\u00e1kem XDDDDDDD Dovedete si p\u0159edstavit, jak bo\u017e\u00ed jsem, kdy\u017e kv\u016fli mn\u011b n\u011bkdo jede 180km jen tak?<\/p>\n<p>T\u00fdpek vt\u00edpek docela. Co nebylo vtipn\u00fd bylo to, \u017ee jsem byla cel\u00e1 namazan\u00e1 t\u011blov\u00fdm ml\u00edkem, mastnej ksicht od kr\u00e9mu a dokonce i mastn\u00fd vlasy, proto\u017ee jsem u\u017e \u017e\u00e1dnou n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu ne\u010dekala, tak jsem si na vlasy namatlala n\u011bjak\u00fd regenera\u010dn\u00ed mastn\u00fd v\u011bci, \u017ee to nech\u00e1m p\u0159es noc a r\u00e1no umeju. Jen\u017ee jsme oba neve\u010de\u0159eli, bylo skoro p\u016fl dev\u00e1t\u00fd, tak jsme jeli do restaurace na ve\u010de\u0159i je\u0161t\u011b, j\u00e1 cel\u00e1 mastn\u00e1 p\u0159evle\u010den\u00e1 z py\u017eama, jo&lt;3<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #2f7888;\"><strong><em>&#8222;V\u0161eho nech a koukej na True Detective!&#8220;<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #2f7888;\"><em>&#8222;A m\u016f\u017eu tady sp\u00e1t?&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;No, co m\u00e1m s tebou d\u011blat? Dostane\u0161 ale malou r\u016f\u017eovou deku!&#8220;<\/em><br \/>\nZa 3 minuty&#8230;<br \/>\n<em>&#8222;Vypad\u00e1m v t\u00fd dece jako gay!&#8220;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Vypadal jako gay.<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e1no bez sn\u00eddan\u011b, jedeme do Trutnova. Je odporn\u011b kr\u00e1sn\u011b. K ob\u011bdu paleo, ku\u0159ec\u00ed pl\u00e1tek s grilovanou zeleninou, sal\u00e1t. Po ob\u011bd\u011b na kafe, nemohli jsme si odpustit z\u00e1kusek, tak jsem m\u011bla marcip\u00e1novou bramboru a bylo to \u0161\u00edlen\u011b dobr\u00fd. Zbytek odpoledne opalov\u00e1n\u00ed se na sn\u011bhu na <em>skibaru<\/em>. Musel je\u0161t\u011b do \u0161koly, tak jsem mu ukradla mikinu, po\u010dm\u00e1rala auto a jel do \u0161koly.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5400\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_03_2014_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"392\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_03_2014_cr1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_03_2014_cr1-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5401\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_03_2014_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_03_2014_cr2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_03_2014_cr2-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;A je to ml\u00edko v tom kafi opravdu sojov\u00fd?&#8220; &#8222;Ano je. 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