{"id":5437,"date":"2014-03-25T21:10:43","date_gmt":"2014-03-25T19:10:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5437"},"modified":"2014-03-25T21:10:43","modified_gmt":"2014-03-25T19:10:43","slug":"in-one-ear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5437","title":{"rendered":"In one ear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e1m pro v\u00e1s tragick\u00fd zpr\u00e1vy a to ty, \u017ee jsem m\u011bla n\u011bjak blb\u011b danej filmek v <em>Zenitu<\/em> nebo vypadl ze zoubk\u016f nebo prost\u011b nevim, ale nafotila jsem 36 fotek \u00fapln\u011b nahovno. Ano, \u00fapln\u011b prost\u011b fotky, kter\u00fd se nezachytily nikdy t\u0159eba z\u00e1lo\u017en\u011b na <em>iphone<\/em> nebo tak. Fotky z v\u00edkendu, kdy jsme naprosto tot\u00e1ln\u011b promokly na in-line brusl\u00edch, \u010dekaly jsme p\u016fl hodiny pod st\u0159echou, pily malinovku a um\u00edraly. Kuli\u010dky z Ikei pak za odm\u011bnu prost\u011b. A <em>Kesida<\/em> n\u00e1m upekla \u017eebra a okusovaly jsme kosti jak dva dobytci t\u011bma mastn\u00fdma rukama. A v p\u00e1tek jsme se nez\u0159\u00eddily \u00fapln\u011b a p\u0159i\u0161ly jsme dom\u016f \u00fapln\u011b v pohod\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Jsme <em><strong>tak<\/strong><\/em> hodn\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>A dostala jsem od jej\u00edch rodi\u010d\u016f bezlepkov\u00fd su\u0161enky!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5439\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_03_2014_cr21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_03_2014_cr21.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_03_2014_cr21-300x192.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5440\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_03_2014_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_03_2014_cr1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_03_2014_cr1-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Toho fruka a z\u00e1kusku bych si bejt v\u00e1ma v\u016fbec nev\u0161\u00edmala!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sranda na zp\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed spoluj\u00edzd\u011b z Prahy. Dokto\u0159i m\u011b nejd\u0159\u00edv m\u00e1lem zabili a pak pot\u011b\u0161ili. Budu m\u00edt kredit a budu bez internetu v mobilu. Paleo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e1m pro v\u00e1s tragick\u00fd zpr\u00e1vy a to ty, \u017ee jsem m\u011bla n\u011bjak blb\u011b danej filmek v Zenitu nebo vypadl&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5437"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5437"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5443,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5437\/revisions\/5443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}