{"id":5478,"date":"2014-04-23T09:42:25","date_gmt":"2014-04-23T07:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5478"},"modified":"2014-04-23T09:42:25","modified_gmt":"2014-04-23T07:42:25","slug":"sheep-meeting-in-da-cow-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5478","title":{"rendered":"Sheep Meeting in da Cow House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zase se p\u00e1r dn\u00ed spalo hrozn\u011b m\u00e1lo. Prej, \u017ee zkr\u00e1t\u00edme p\u0159edehry a vysp\u00edme se o dv\u011b a p\u016fl hodiny d\u00fdl. \u017de kon\u010dit sex po n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00fdm dni ve t\u0159i r\u00e1no a vst\u00e1vat p\u0159ed sedmou je zabij\u00e1ck\u00fd. A \u017ee to v\u016fbec nebudeme d\u011blat v noci, vlastn\u011b. A \u017ee n\u00e1m nebude vadit si pov\u00eddat v\u00edc.<\/p>\n<p>Mimo jin\u00e9 teda, jsem str\u00e1vila minulej tejden 3 dny u <em>Beskydy<\/em> a tam se taky nespalo, tak\u017ee jsem to doh\u00e1n\u011bla zase p\u0159edev\u010d\u00edrem. 72 hodin u po\u010d\u00edta\u010d\u016f naproti sob\u011b, jedna psala bakal\u00e1\u0159ku a druh\u00e1, proto\u017ee jeden jej\u00ed k\u00f3der si b\u011bh\u00e1 po Ku\u0159ec\u00ed uli\u010dce a druhej p\u00ed\u0161e bakal\u00e1\u0159ku a t\u0159et\u00ed mo\u017enej j\u00ed z du\u0161e nen\u00e1vid\u00ed \u017e\u00e1rem tis\u00edce slunc\u00ed, se za 3 dny nau\u010dila vyznat se v k\u00f3dov\u00e1n\u00ed web\u016f, zjistila, jak funguje PHP a pono\u0159ila se do taj\u016f CSS a v\u010dera dokonce za\u010dala ps\u00e1t sama sv\u016fj vlastn\u00ed k\u00f3d.<\/p>\n<p>Talent od Boha, bitch.<\/p>\n<p>Pro\u010d j\u00e1, kurva, se od mala sna\u017e\u00edm socializovat se v softballov\u00fdm t\u00fdmu Mlad\u00fdch Buk\u016f, kde m\u011b v\u0161echny nen\u00e1vid\u011bly u\u017e kdy\u017e jsem p\u0159ich\u00e1zela od silnice. A pro\u010d jsem se klouzala 5 let po led\u011b a v\u017edycky z toho m\u011bla nakonec ch\u0159ipku. A pro\u010d prosp\u00edm p\u016flku \u017eivota, kdy\u017e jsem mohla bejt hekr!<\/p>\n<p>V\u010dera mi vol\u00e1 anglick\u00fd \u010d\u00edslo, nev\u0161imla jsem si ani (jedin\u011b dob\u0159e, proto\u017ee bych um\u0159ela, ne\u017e bych to zvedla) a nakonec docela bo\u017e\u00ed p\u016flhodinovej telefon\u00e1t s Louise z Lond\u00fdna, busy pr\u00e1vni\u010dkou s jednou dcerou.<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #008080;\">&#8222;Ale vy nejste Britka, \u017ee ne?&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;Nene, jsem z Afriky, man\u017eel je Brit&#8230; dcera je mixed!&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;To mus\u00ed bejt kr\u00e1sn\u00e1, a\u017e bude v pubert\u011b, tak nebudete sta\u010dit odh\u00e1n\u011bt kluky!&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;Haha, to m\u00e1\u0161 pravdu!&#8220;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sice deset hodin denn\u011b makat a to i v sobotu dopoledne, ale vlastn\u00ed auto pro moji \u00fapln\u011b osobn\u00ed pot\u0159ebu, permanentku do fitka a pokoj, wifi, j\u00eddlo a ka\u017edou sobotu bude chodit do domu ukl\u00edze\u010dka, kter\u00e1 bude ukl\u00edzet i m\u016fj pokoj! No, m\u016fj&#8230; dneska m\u00e1me je\u0161t\u011b Skype pohovor, abychom se s pan\u00ed vid\u011bly na\u017eivo. A pen\u00edze lep\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e kdybych makala jinde 10 hodin denn\u011b, platila si pokoj n\u011bkde s p\u011bti Pol\u00e1kama a kupovala j\u00eddlo. Uvid\u00edme, nebudu nic hrotit i kdy\u017e bych r\u00e1da u\u017e pracovala. U\u017e d\u00e1vno docela.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5479\" title=\"analog\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_04_2014_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"376\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_04_2014_cr1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_04_2014_cr1-300x188.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zase se p\u00e1r dn\u00ed spalo hrozn\u011b m\u00e1lo. Prej, \u017ee zkr\u00e1t\u00edme p\u0159edehry a vysp\u00edme se o dv\u011b a p\u016fl hodiny&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5478"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5478"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5481,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5478\/revisions\/5481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}