{"id":5525,"date":"2014-05-29T22:55:44","date_gmt":"2014-05-29T20:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5525"},"modified":"2014-05-29T22:55:44","modified_gmt":"2014-05-29T20:55:44","slug":"jak-prezit-v-londyne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5525","title":{"rendered":"Jak p\u0159e\u017e\u00edt v Lond\u00fdn\u011b!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tak tohle bylo nakonec taky vlastn\u011b docela rychl\u00fd. Trvalo to m\u00ed\u0148 ne\u017e 24 hodin. V \u00fater\u00fd jsem na\u0161la na jednom inzertn\u00edm serveru inzer\u00e1t. &#8222;<em><span style=\"color: #447a7d;\">Temporary &#8211; Nanny Housekeeper- Live-in- immediate start &#8211; 14th July required to mother&#8217;s new job.<\/span><\/em>&#8220; Tak jsem na n\u011bj odepsala, proto\u017ee se mi celkov\u011b l\u00edbil stra\u0161n\u011b, cejtila jsem z n\u011bj n\u011bco dobr\u00fdho prost\u011b a jak kdyby mi n\u011bco \u0159\u00edkalo, a\u0165 nepos\u00edl\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b ty \u017eivotopisy do obchod\u016f. Je\u0161t\u011b ten den ve\u010der mi p\u0159i\u0161lo, a\u0165 dojdu druh\u00fd den na pohovor k nim dom\u016f. No, jela jsem hned, r\u00e1da a psala jsem <em>Kesid\u011b<\/em>, \u017ee to prost\u011b vyjde.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5526\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_05_2014_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"523\" height=\"277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_05_2014_uk1.jpg 523w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_05_2014_uk1-300x158.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 523px) 100vw, 523px\" \/><em>Prost\u011b jsem byla \u00fapln\u011b rozhodnut\u00e1, \u017ee ANO.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e jsem ve t\u0159i odpoledne zvonila na zvonek ob\u0159\u00edho dvoupatrov\u00fdho domu, netu\u0161ila jsem, \u017ee mi otev\u0159e nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk na sv\u011bt\u011b. Pan\u00ed <em>T\u0159e\u0161\u0148ov\u00e1<\/em>, jak j\u00ed \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m z mnoha d\u016fvod\u016f, je je\u0161t\u011b men\u0161\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk, ne\u017e jsem j\u00e1! A j\u00e1 m\u00e1m 159 centimetr\u016f! Je n\u00e1dhern\u00e1 a huben\u00e1 a nejv\u00edc sexy na sv\u011bt\u011b. Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee m\u011b tohle bude motivovat. \u0160ly jsme k n\u00ed do kancel\u00e1\u0159e, pro\u0161ly m\u016fj CV, dostala jsem p\u00e1r ot\u00e1zek, potom mi uk\u00e1zala d\u016fm a tam jsem si \u0161plhla t\u00edm, \u017ee jsem vid\u011bla jednu kn\u00ed\u017eku <em>Pepa Pig<\/em> v jin\u00fdm pokoji, ne\u017e byly ostatn\u00ed dv\u011b! Pan\u00ed <em>T\u0159e\u0161\u0148ov\u00e1<\/em> mi v tu chv\u00edli \u0159ekla, \u017ee p\u0159esn\u011b takov\u00fdhle p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161len\u00ed a v\u0161echno pot\u0159ebuje a \u0159ekla, \u017ee jsem super usm\u011bvav\u00e1 a &#8222;<em>warm<\/em>&#8220; stra\u0161n\u011b. \u017de tam byly jin\u00fd kandid\u00e1tky, ale \u017ee prost\u011b nebyly takov\u00fd ukecan\u00fd, jako jsem j\u00e1. \u017de jsem fajn.<\/p>\n<p>A co je nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pecka, to bylo, kdy\u017e koukala na ten CV a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: &#8222;<em><span style=\"color: #447a7d;\">Ty um\u00ed\u0161 grafiku, jo? Je\u017ei\u0161! To je super, j\u00e1 po\u0159\u00e1d pot\u0159ebuju n\u011bco v Photoshopu!<\/span><\/em>&#8220; Tak\u017ee <strong><em>bo\u017e\u00ed<\/em><\/strong>! D\u016fm kr\u00e1snej, v\u0161echno vypadalo ok. D\u011bti ani man\u017eela jsem nevid\u011bla, jen dva ps\u00edky. U bar\u00e1ku budu m\u00edt dokonalou outdoor posilovnu, kterou jsem v\u00e1m d\u00e1vala na FB. Kdy\u017e se pohovor ch\u00fdlil ke konci, pan\u00ed mi \u0159ekla, a\u0165 p\u0159ijdu v ned\u011bli u\u017e s kufrem, \u017ee m\u011b bere. Tak\u017ee m\u00e1m pr\u00e1ci do p\u016flky \u010dervence!&lt;3<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee bo\u017e\u00ed. Pak jsem hnedka jela do centra za <em>Ka\u010denou<\/em>, mu tu novinku sd\u011blit, \u0161li jsme to oslavit do takov\u00fd t\u00fd \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fd restaurace, kde zaplat\u00edte 7.90 a m\u016f\u017eete j\u00edst a nab\u00edrat si j\u00eddlo a\u017e dokud neprasknete. No, m\u00e1lem jsme praskli. J\u00e1 t\u0159i pln\u00fd tal\u00ed\u0159e \u00fapln\u011b. Ale j\u00eddlo dokonal\u00fd&lt;3 Jsem m\u00e1lem nedo\u0161la dom\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>Bylo na \u010dase. M\u00e1m u\u017e jenom p\u00e1r liber, fakt. U\u017e jsem jedla jen fazole ve slev\u011b XDDDDD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak tohle bylo nakonec taky vlastn\u011b docela rychl\u00fd. Trvalo to m\u00ed\u0148 ne\u017e 24 hodin. V \u00fater\u00fd jsem na\u0161la na&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,24,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5525"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5525"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5530,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5525\/revisions\/5530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}