{"id":5560,"date":"2014-06-30T22:12:29","date_gmt":"2014-06-30T20:12:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5560"},"modified":"2014-06-30T22:12:29","modified_gmt":"2014-06-30T20:12:29","slug":"fire-fire-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5560","title":{"rendered":"Fire, fire, fire!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tak jsem si za tu minulou jednodenn\u00ed &#8222;<em>dep\u010di\u010dku<\/em>&#8220; vyslou\u017eila nov\u00fd fleky na prstech, kter\u00fd se dneska je\u0161t\u011b trochu rozrostly. <strong>D\u00edk!<\/strong> Dep\u010di\u010dka p\u0159e\u0161la, byla jsem cel\u00fd odpoledne v <em>Hyde Parku<\/em> na brusl\u00edch, po deseti letech jsem st\u00e1la na brusl\u00edch, kter\u00fd mi nebyly velk\u00fd. Zapomn\u011bla jsem v\u0161echno. Jsem na tom jak trag\u00e9d. U\u017e mi prost\u011b nen\u00ed patn\u00e1ct. Ani dvacet. Je\u0161t\u011b ned\u00e1vno jsem tady m\u011bla v lev\u00fdm sloupe\u010dku, \u017ee <em>17yo<\/em>. Taky jsme byli u mo\u0159e, stra\u0161n\u011b jsem se sp\u00e1lila. I jsme se koupali. Psala jsem X k narozenin\u00e1m, prej mu chyb\u00edm. No haha. M\u00e1m n\u011bjak\u00fd nov\u00fd<em> ixy<\/em>, mezin\u00e1rodn\u00ed <em>ixy<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Celou dobu, co jsem \u0161la dneska do \u0161koly pro malou (jela jsem vlakem, tak\u017ee jsem na to m\u011bla fakt \u010das) jsem p\u0159emej\u0161lela, jestli ti druz\u00ed lidi p\u0159emej\u0161l\u00ed taky stejn\u011b t\u0159eba. Jestli si ten druhej \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 to sam\u00fd. Nebo jestli chce ud\u011blat to sam\u00fd, ale je mu to blb\u00fd, \u017ee by ten druhej necht\u011bl a nebo tak. Jestli na to prost\u011b taky mysl\u00ed. A jestli jsou v n\u011bjakou chv\u00edli ty my\u0161lenky fakt stejn\u00fd nebo jestli to toho druh\u00fdho \u010dlov\u011bka ani nenapadne. Jak hodn\u011b je trapn\u00fd, kdyby ten druhej necht\u011bl?<\/p>\n<p><em>Ameri\u010dan<\/em> je hodn\u011b cool a nev\u00ed, co to je kinder bueno. <em>Francouz<\/em> je nejv\u00edc sexy na sv\u011bt\u011b a bydl\u00ed u <em>Oxford Street<\/em> a j\u00e1 miluju <em>J<\/em>. Dneska m\u011b pol\u00edbil na pozdrav na ob\u011b dv\u011b tv\u00e1\u0159e (poprv\u00fd!), v\u017edycky \u0159ek jenom <em>\u010dau<\/em>. A taky mi \u0159ekl, \u017ee kdybych se n\u011bkdy nudila, tak a\u0165 p\u0159ijdu na p\u00e1rty n\u011bjakou k nim. Tak jsem mu ud\u011blala ve\u010de\u0159i. A taky jsem se mu stra\u0161n\u011b nen\u00e1padn\u011b ot\u0159ela nohou o nohu a \u0159ekla mu, a\u0165 se jde pod\u00edvat na divadlo o krv\u00e1cen\u00ed, um\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed a bolesti kolen. No a tam jsem se mu ot\u0159ela o tu nohu. Stra\u0161n\u011b nen\u00e1padn\u011b. Mo\u017en\u00e1 to ani necejtil. Jsem necht\u011bla, aby to bylo n\u00e1padn\u00fd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Je\u0161t\u011b tady je <em>pan cyklista<\/em> a <em>Joe<\/em>, ale to bych i vynechala.<\/p>\n<p>Vlastn\u011b bych docela vynechala v\u0161echno. <em>Kofola<\/em> prost\u011b.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5561\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"30_06_2014_uk1\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk1-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><em>Tahle fotka m\u011bla bejt o mym novym Cynthia Rowley t\u00edlku, ale pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b se v\u00e1m bude sp\u00ed\u0161 l\u00edbit m\u016fj pokoj. A Brighton&lt;3<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ost\u0159\u00edhala jsem si v\u00edc jak 10cm vlas\u016f, ale nen\u00ed to na t\u00fd fotce vid\u011bt. Za 11 budu na chv\u00edli bez pr\u00e1ce a nev\u00edm, co m\u00e1m d\u011blat. Mus\u00edm rychle n\u011bco sehnat. Nechci nic ned\u011blat. Ned\u011blala jsem nic stra\u0161n\u011b dlouho v \u010cR.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5562\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk2.jpg\" alt=\"30_06_2014_uk2\" width=\"600\" height=\"418\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk2-300x209.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><em>Jakej by byl asi \u017eivot bez IKEA kuli\u010dek?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk3_vitiligo_hand_fingers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5563\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk3_vitiligo_hand_fingers.jpg\" alt=\"30_06_2014_uk3_vitiligo_hand_fingers\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk3_vitiligo_hand_fingers.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk3_vitiligo_hand_fingers-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk4_vitiligo_hand_fingers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5564\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk4_vitiligo_hand_fingers.jpg\" alt=\"30_06_2014_uk4_vitiligo_hand_fingers\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk4_vitiligo_hand_fingers.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_06_2014_uk4_vitiligo_hand_fingers-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><em>ZMRDSTV\u00cd JEDNA A ZMRDSTV\u00cd DVA! Jop, kdy\u017e si nekou\u0161u nehty, tak si kou\u0161u k\u016f\u017ei okolo neht\u016f.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak jsem si za tu minulou jednodenn\u00ed &#8222;dep\u010di\u010dku&#8220; vyslou\u017eila nov\u00fd fleky na prstech, kter\u00fd se dneska je\u0161t\u011b trochu rozrostly.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,24,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5560"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5567,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560\/revisions\/5567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}