{"id":5571,"date":"2014-07-19T00:31:35","date_gmt":"2014-07-18T22:31:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5571"},"modified":"2014-07-19T00:31:35","modified_gmt":"2014-07-18T22:31:35","slug":"jak-jsem-se-nastehovala-do-uk-kvuli-pocasi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5571","title":{"rendered":"Jak jsem se nast\u011bhovala do UK kv\u016fli po\u010das\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jeden\u00e1ct ve\u010der, je\u0161t\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d je venku<em><strong> 26 stup\u0148\u016f<\/strong><\/em>, v\u0161ichni v \u017eabk\u00e1ch a t\u00edlk\u00e1ch, kra\u0165asech a \u0161atech. Na <em>Kensal Rise<\/em> to \u017eije, lidi sed\u00ed i na obrubn\u00edk\u00e1ch a pijou, proto\u017ee doma se to ned\u00e1 vydr\u017eet. Nechci ani v\u011bd\u011bt, kolik m\u00e1m v pokoji, ale ned\u00e1 se tam ani trochu dejchat. Tak jsem se \u0161la proj\u00edt ven, nev\u011bd\u011bla jsem u\u017e, co d\u011blat. Najednou v ruce dr\u017e\u00edm 4 studen\u00fd piva a jdu zase dom\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>Dneska mi p\u0159i\u0161la smska d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e v jednu. N\u011bkter\u00fd dokonce u\u017e odpoledne. Posledn\u00ed, jestli nechci p\u0159ij\u00edt k n\u011bmu dneska. \u00dapln\u011b cel\u00fd dopoledne jsem le\u017eela v posteli a nehejbala se, proto\u017ee v\u017edycky, kdy\u017e jsem se pohnula, tak jsem se za\u010dala potit. V noci jsem nespala kv\u016fli \u0161\u00edlen\u00fd bou\u0159ce. Odpoledne jsem m\u011bla sraz s jednou milou d\u00edvkou, kter\u00e1 m\u011b \u010dte a dovezla mi z \u010cR p\u00e1r nezbytnost\u00ed, kter\u00fd si p\u0159ed\u00e1v\u00e1me u\u017e asi m\u011bs\u00edc. Neodbo\u010dila jsem do spr\u00e1vn\u00fd uli\u010dky a objevila jsem se n\u011bjak\u00fdm omylem na <em>A3220<\/em>, kde auta tro\u0161ku nech\u00e1paly, pro\u010d tam jede kolo. \u0160estiproudej kruh\u00e1\u010d na t\u00fd silnici. Neptejte se,<em> bylo vedro. 33 ve st\u00ednu.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Dejte mi \u00fapln\u011b cokoliv, co je studen\u00fd a nen\u00ed v tom ml\u00edko!&#8220; Hodn\u011b jsme si s p\u00e1nem ve Starbucks nerozum\u011bli. On mi \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee v tom nen\u00ed ml\u00edko, ale je to studen\u00fd, co\u017e jsem cht\u011bla, ale on si asi myslel, \u017ee to studen\u00fd nechci a j\u00e1 jsem mu na to odpov\u00eddala, jestli to m\u016f\u017eou ud\u011blat se sojov\u00fdm ml\u00edkem, proto\u017ee jsem mu stra\u0161n\u011b rozum\u011bla, \u017ee m\u00e1 smoothie, ale p\u0159id\u00e1vaj\u00ed do toho ml\u00edko. <em>Bylo vedro, 33 ve st\u00ednu<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>V t\u00fddnu, \u017ee pot\u0159ebuju baler\u00edny nutn\u011b. Proto\u017ee mi jaksi po\u0159\u00e1d je\u0161t\u011b \u00fapln\u011b hezky nedorostl m\u016fj nehet na palci, kter\u00fd jsem si ukopla na p\u00e1rtyh\u00e1rd plese. Proto\u017ee si py\u0161n\u011b d\u00e1v\u00e1m ka\u017edej tejden 25 liber do kapsy pro svoje \u00fa\u010dely, m\u011bla jsem tam n\u011bco na\u0161et\u0159\u00edno a nemusela jsem m\u00edt \u00fapln\u011b v\u00fd\u010ditky. Krom\u011b teda toho, jsem \u017ee <em><strong>omylem<\/strong><\/em> potkala <em>Urban Outfitters<\/em> tak\u017ee nem\u00e1m v\u016fbec \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd pen\u00edze ani na j\u00eddlo u\u017e, jsem ty baler\u00edny opravdu potkala. Mn\u011b m\u00e1loco dostane v obchod\u011b do kolen a p\u0159izn\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee m\u016fj vkus je na del\u0161\u00ed diskuzi, ale kdy\u017e jsem je vid\u011bla, tak jsem si sedla na prdel a koukala na n\u011b. Pak jsem za\u010dala nehor\u00e1zn\u011b panika\u0159it, proto\u017ee 38 mi byly mal\u00fd a pak je m\u011bli u\u017e jen ve 37 a 40. M\u011bla jsem tam \u0161\u00edlenej z\u00e1chvat \u00fazkosti prost\u011b, ale nakonec B\u016fh cht\u011bl, abych je m\u011bla a seslal mi je v \u010d\u00edsle 39. Nakonec jsem se b\u00e1la je oto\u010dit a pod\u00edvat se na cenu, ale proto\u017ee B\u016fh fakt cht\u011bl, abych je m\u011bla, tak tam bylo \u0161krtnut\u00fdch <em>30 liber<\/em> a byla tam n\u00e1dhern\u00e1 cena <em>8.99<\/em>, to m\u00e1te jako boty zadarmo.<\/p>\n<p>Miluju je a ony m\u011b nen\u00e1vid\u011bj, proto\u017ee jak bylo vedro a tak, tak m\u011b za\u010daly tla\u010dit vzadu. M\u00edsto j\u00eddla jsem si musela koupit 40ks n\u00e1plast\u00ed a douf\u00e1m, \u017ee to rozchod\u00edm. M\u00e1m p\u016fj\u010denej men\u0161\u00ed kufr a zejtra jedu na pracovn\u00ed dovolenou do <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelic-perfection.net\/?p=3338\" target=\"_blank\">Hampshire<\/a>. Mus\u00edm Kesid\u011b vyb\u00edt v\u0161echny mouchy a m\u016fry v bar\u00e1ku, aby ta holka byla \u0161\u0165astn\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5573\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/17_07_2014_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"780\" height=\"548\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/17_07_2014_uk1.jpg 780w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/17_07_2014_uk1-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeden\u00e1ct ve\u010der, je\u0161t\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d je venku 26 stup\u0148\u016f, v\u0161ichni v \u017eabk\u00e1ch a t\u00edlk\u00e1ch, kra\u0165asech a \u0161atech. 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