{"id":5577,"date":"2014-07-23T22:50:33","date_gmt":"2014-07-23T20:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5577"},"modified":"2014-07-23T22:50:33","modified_gmt":"2014-07-23T20:50:33","slug":"jezek-s-hustou-krvi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5577","title":{"rendered":"Je\u017eek s hustou krv\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V sobotu odpoledne jsem se o p\u016fl \u010dtvrt\u00fd probudila nah\u00e1 a s ru\u010dn\u00edkem na hlav\u011b na zemi v ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku, kde bylo o p\u00e1r stup\u0148\u016f m\u00ed\u0148, ne\u017e v celym zbytku bar\u00e1ku, tak\u017ee jsem tam po p\u00e1r bezesn\u00fdch noc\u00edch v 5487163 stupn\u00edch prost\u011b usnula. Blb\u00fd, \u017ee jsme m\u011bli ve 4 vyject sm\u011br Hampshire. Nah\u00e1zela jsem do kufru b\u011bhem deseti minut v\u0161echno, co jsem si myslela, \u017ee pot\u0159ebuju, vyfoukala si mokr\u00fd vlasy, namalovala jsem se a s minutov\u00fdm zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00edm dostala zjeba. \u010c\u00edm v\u00edc jsme se bl\u00ed\u017eili k Andoveru, t\u00edm m\u00ed\u0148 teplo bylo a dneska mi tady byla dokonce zima, tak\u017ee se moc net\u011b\u0161\u00edm zp\u00e1tky &#8222;dom\u016f&#8220;. V ned\u011bli jsem se hrozn\u011b divila, \u017ee mi je blb\u011b a dneska jsem na\u0161la pr\u00e1zdnou fla\u0161ku m\u00fdho Jacka, tak\u017ee jsem v\u0161echno pochopila. Vid\u011bla jsem po p\u016fl roce Slov\u00e1ky. Jeden mi vychlastal moje piva v lednici, vychlazen\u00fd a p\u0159ipraven\u00fd na slab\u0161\u00ed chvilky v t\u00fddnu a druhej mi vykou\u0159il v\u0161echny cig\u00e1ra, posledn\u00ed z \u010cR, kter\u00fd tady stojej 9 liber, tak\u017ee douf\u00e1m, \u017ee u\u017e \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 p\u00e1rty nebude.<\/p>\n<p>Proto\u017ee j\u00e1 nejsem ta, kter\u00e1 si p\u00ed\u0161e v\u011bci do blo\u010dku, tak si na na\u0161e pravideln\u00e9 vtipn\u00e9 chv\u00edle asi budete muset po\u010dkat ke Kesidce, kter\u00e1 doufejme, bude ps\u00e1t dlouh\u00fd skv\u011bl\u00fd blogy, jako rok minul\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>Je to prost\u011b u\u017e rok, od toho nejlep\u0161\u00edho l\u00e9ta na sv\u011bt\u011b. Tohle ut\u00edk\u00e1n\u00ed \u010dasu fakt nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00fd. A j\u00e1 m\u00e1m po stra\u0161n\u011b dlouh\u00fd dob\u011b fotky. Nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5578\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"780\" height=\"441\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk1.jpg 780w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk1-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5579\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"780\" height=\"441\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk2.jpg 780w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk2-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5580\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"780\" height=\"532\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk3.jpg 780w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk3-300x204.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5581\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"780\" height=\"547\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk4.jpg 780w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk4-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5582\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"780\" height=\"525\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk5.jpg 780w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk5-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5583\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"780\" height=\"535\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk6.jpg 780w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk6-300x205.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5584\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"780\" height=\"528\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk7.jpg 780w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk7-300x203.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk8.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5585\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"780\" height=\"530\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk8.jpg 780w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_07_2014_uk8-300x203.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>J\u00edme, j\u00edme a j\u00edme. M\u00edchan\u00fd vejce s cibulkou a slaninou, paleo cuketov\u00fd \u0161pagety a ty cukety jsme vyp\u011bstovaly a chodily zal\u00edvat, aby rychle vyrostly a my jsme m\u011bly v\u00edc \u017er\u00e1dla. A taky pras\u00edme dezerty. A koupily jsme si zaslou\u017een\u011b po<strong> fakt<\/strong> dlouh\u00fd dob\u011b nov\u00fd tv\u00e1\u0159enky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V sobotu odpoledne jsem se o p\u016fl \u010dtvrt\u00fd probudila nah\u00e1 a s ru\u010dn\u00edkem na hlav\u011b na zemi v ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,24,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5577"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5577"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5587,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5577\/revisions\/5587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}