{"id":5593,"date":"2014-09-11T18:00:39","date_gmt":"2014-09-11T16:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5593"},"modified":"2014-09-11T18:00:39","modified_gmt":"2014-09-11T16:00:39","slug":"oh-my-god-dude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5593","title":{"rendered":"Oh my god, dude!"},"content":{"rendered":"

No, sorry no. Ale krom\u011b toho, \u017ee prost\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d pracuju, tak se toho po\u0159\u00e1d d\u011bje fakt hodn\u011b a j\u00e1, proto\u017ee bych nev\u011bd\u011bla, kde m\u00e1m za\u010d\u00edt, tak v\u0161echny ty detaily p\u0159esko\u010d\u00edm. Denn\u011b, v\u00edkend nev\u00edkend<\/em> jsem doma nastoupen\u00e1 v 6:30\u00a0r\u00e1no\u00a0v kuchyni a kdy\u017e skon\u010d\u00edm v osm ve\u010der, tak jsem r\u00e1da. P\u0159es pauzu na ob\u011bd v\u011bt\u0161inou j\u00edm, sp\u00edm a nebo posledn\u00ed dobou jdu rychle makat n\u011bco na po\u010d\u00edta\u010d. Nebudete tomu v\u011b\u0159it, ale m\u00e1m te\u010f jako extra job i trochu grafiky, tak\u017ee jsem v sedm\u00fdm nebi. Dv\u011b v\u011bci u\u017e prob\u011bhly i tisk\u00e1rnou a maj\u00ed to lidi v rukou a je to fajn. Mo\u017en\u00e1, \u017ee se n\u011bkdy dostanu i k tomu, \u017ee se nebudu podce\u0148ovat a za\u010dnu o sob\u011b kone\u010dn\u011b \u0159\u00edkat n\u011bco, co \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 hodn\u011b lid\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b hrd\u011b a norm\u00e1ln\u011b a jsou na tom vlastn\u011b je\u0161t\u011b o trochu h\u016f\u0159, ne\u017e j\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Proto\u017ee jsem kdysi \u0159ekla, \u017ee u\u017e nikdy nebudu m\u00edt nikoho r\u00e1da na d\u00e1lku, tak zase m\u00e1m. Ale m\u00e1me docela rozum. A bude to bez dal\u0161\u00edch dramat. \u0158ekla bych, \u017ee okol\u00ed Kralup nad Vltavou<\/em> \u00fapln\u011b zaklet\u00fd n\u011bjak. P\u011bt m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f zase nechutn\u011b uteklo a j\u00e1 jedu za dvacet dn\u00ed dom\u016f.<\/p>\n

Asi p\u0159ed \u010dtrn\u00e1cti dny jsem byla jedno dopoledne na Camdenu a m\u011bla jsem se tam \u00fapln\u011b nejl\u00edp na sv\u011bt\u011b a m\u011bla jsem pocit, \u017ee \u017eiju sv\u00fdm \u017eivotem. Takov\u00fdm, jak\u00fdm bych m\u011bla \u017e\u00edt a jakej ke mn\u011b pat\u0159\u00ed nebo tak. St\u00e1la jsem s plechovkou piva v s\u00e1\u010dku naproti pouli\u010dn\u00edmu indie zpv\u011b\u00e1kovi. Byl to Francouz.<\/p>\n

„Odkud je tamhleta sle\u010dna?“
\n„Z \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky.“
\n„Aha, proto pijete u\u017e r\u00e1no!“<\/p>\n

Posledn\u00ed tejdny tr\u00e1v\u00edm na gau\u010di s pivem v ruce, psychicky odpo\u010d\u00edv\u00e1m a ob\u010das tam i n\u011bjak\u00fdm omylem usnu. Je tam takovej bordel, \u017ee se div\u00edm, \u017ee na mn\u011b neza\u010dalo je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco parazitovat.<\/p>\n

„Mysl\u00edm si, \u017ee bys m\u011bla \u0159\u00edct doma, \u017ee m\u00e1\u0161 narozeniny…“
\n„Ne, to je fakt stra\u0161n\u011b trapn\u00fd to \u0159\u00edct jako…“
\n„Hele kdy ty m\u00e1\u0161 narozeniny? Jsem u tebe v pokoji vid\u011bla karti\u010dky!“
\n„Ve st\u0159edu jsem m\u011bla…“
\n„Je\u017ei\u0161 a tos nemohla \u0159\u00edct???“<\/p>\n

No, nemohla n\u011bjak.<\/p>\n

Nakonec v p\u00e1tek ve\u010der mal\u00e1 oslavi\u010dka v kuchyni na stole od pan\u00edm\u00e1my a d\u011bt\u00ed a tak. Jsem si myslela, \u017ee jsem m\u011bla loni nejhor\u0161\u00ed narozeniny, ale to jsem nev\u011bd\u011bla, jak smutn\u00fd budou letos. Kdybych se ve\u010der nevnutila na pivo, mo\u017en\u00e1 bych se rozbre\u010dela. Tak\u017ee jsem zase o rok star\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Proto\u017ee mi bylo po\u0159\u00e1d stra\u0161n\u011b l\u00edto toho \u0161patn\u011b p\u00edchnut\u00fdho piercingu minul\u00fd l\u00e9to, n\u011bjak spont\u00e1nn\u011b jsem se rozhodla, \u017ee si ho nech\u00e1m p\u00edchnout je\u0161t\u011b jednou. Tak kone\u010dn\u011b na spr\u00e1vn\u00fdm m\u00edst\u011b. Skoro v\u016fbec to nebolelo a ani hojen\u00ed nebol\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Mus\u00edm se tro\u0161ku vzpamatovat, n\u011bjak mi nejde ps\u00e1t.<\/p>\n

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No, sorry no. Ale krom\u011b toho, \u017ee prost\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d pracuju, tak se toho po\u0159\u00e1d d\u011bje fakt hodn\u011b a j\u00e1,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,24,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5593"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5593"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5596,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5593\/revisions\/5596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}