{"id":5608,"date":"2014-09-27T19:27:39","date_gmt":"2014-09-27T17:27:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5608"},"modified":"2014-09-27T19:27:39","modified_gmt":"2014-09-27T17:27:39","slug":"honzove-fotografove","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=5608","title":{"rendered":"Honzov\u00e9 fotografov\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e1m se stra\u0161n\u011b, ale fakt stra\u0161n\u011b pln\u00fd zuby za to, jak nejsem schopn\u00e1 o sob\u011b \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee n\u011bco, by\u0165 jen t\u0159eba i mali\u010dko, um\u00edm. I kdybych to t\u0159eba neum\u011bla (a t\u0159eba to je pravda), tak kdy\u017e v\u0161ude okolo sebe vid\u00edm ty n\u00fdmandy, co vesele v\u0161ude p\u00ed\u0161ou, \u017ee jsou fotografov\u00e9 a um\u011blci a grafici, tak sama sebe nech\u00e1pu, pro\u010d si to taky ne\u0159eknu. A \u017ee mi hodn\u011b pomohla kn\u00ed\u017eka &#8222;<strong><em>Kra\u010f jako um\u011blec<\/em><\/strong>&#8220; od <em>Austina Kleona<\/em>, kterou jsem \u010detla u\u017e \u010dty\u0159ikr\u00e1t. V\u017edycky, kdy\u017e ji do\u010dtu, tak se cejt\u00edm jako ten nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed um\u011blec na sv\u011bt\u011b, kterej dok\u00e1\u017ee naprosto v\u0161echno, co si vymysl\u00ed. Bohu\u017eel na to v\u017edycky po p\u00e1r dnech zapomenu a jsem zase mal\u00fd tlust\u00fd flekat\u00fd nic.<\/p>\n<p>Asi bych si o tom pot\u0159ebovala s n\u011bk\u00fdm popov\u00eddat.<\/p>\n<p>Nem\u00e1m s k\u00fdm. Nikoho nem\u00e1m. Jsem tak jako v\u010dera mezi \u0159e\u010d\u00ed v aut\u011b zjistila. P\u00edchla sem ji kl\u00ed\u010dem do lebky a ode\u0161la z auta, ale asi to k ni\u010demu nebylo. Z toho vypl\u00fdv\u00e1, \u017ee bu\u010f asi nep\u00edchat kl\u00ed\u010dem do lebky nebo p\u00edchat do lebky kl\u00ed\u010dem v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed silou.<\/p>\n<p>Sn\u011bdla jsem nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed porci nudl\u00ed se zeleninou v m\u00fdm \u017eivot\u011b, pak jsem si dala p\u016fl litru smetanov\u00fd zmrzliny a m\u00e1m takovej pocit, \u017ee vzhledem k tomu pivu, kter\u00fd te\u010fka na to v\u0161echno piju, str\u00e1v\u00edm noc na hajzlu.<\/p>\n<p>I hate everyone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e1m se stra\u0161n\u011b, ale fakt stra\u0161n\u011b pln\u00fd zuby za to, jak nejsem schopn\u00e1 o sob\u011b \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee n\u011bco, by\u0165&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,24,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5608"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5608"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5610,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5608\/revisions\/5610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}