{"id":584,"date":"2011-03-07T13:56:53","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T12:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=584"},"modified":"2011-03-07T13:56:53","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T12:56:53","slug":"dalsi-jidelni-inspirace-pro-prezravajici-se-lidi-kteri-nechteji-byt-prasata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=584","title":{"rendered":"Dal\u0161\u00ed j\u00eddeln\u00ed inspirace pro p\u0159e\u017er\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed se lidi, kte\u0159\u00ed necht\u011bj\u00ed b\u00fdt prasata!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u010derej\u0161ek byl \u00fa\u017easnej, co se j\u00eddla t\u00fd\u010de. Tak\u017ee se u\u017e t\u011b\u0161\u00edm na dal\u0161\u00ed ned\u011bli, kdy si d\u00e1m asi \u0159\u00edzek jeden nebo n\u011bco v tom stylu :) Malej samoz\u0159ejm\u011b a vysu\u0161enej ubrouskama od omastku. R\u00e1no mi ud\u011blal F p\u00e1rek v rohl\u00edku, k ob\u011bdu jsem m\u011bla rybu a tro\u0161ku ka\u0161e a ve\u010der, ve\u010der jsem m\u011bla moji obl\u00edbenou pochoutku a to sal\u00e1m s cibul\u00ed a octem. To si d\u00e1te junior na tal\u00ed\u0159, opep\u0159\u00edte to, zasypete cibul\u00ed a zalejete octem a vodou. Praktikuju to snad odmala, nau\u010dil m\u011b to vote\u010dek. Jenom m\u011b t\u00fdralo, \u017ee tam nem\u00e1m 30 kole\u010dek sal\u00e1mu a nem\u016f\u017eu si nam\u00e1\u010det chleba do toho octa. M\u011bla jsem asi 10 kole\u010dek a bez pe\u010diva. Ode dne\u0161ka zas tro\u0161ku teror, a\u017e do p\u00e1tka :)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/snidane_a_svacina1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-585\" title=\"01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/snidane_a_svacina1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"197\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/snidane_a_svacina1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/snidane_a_svacina1-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><strong>Sn\u00eddan\u011b<\/strong>: Miska m\u00fcsli, b\u00edl\u00fd jogurt a v tom nakr\u00e1jen\u00e9 3 jahody<br \/>\n<strong>Sva\u010dinka<\/strong>: Uva\u0159en\u00e9 celery (ch\u00e1pu, \u017ee to asi 99% nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/obed_spagety_pesto1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-587\" title=\"02\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/obed_spagety_pesto1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"197\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/obed_spagety_pesto1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/obed_spagety_pesto1-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><strong> Ob\u011bd:<\/strong> \u0161pagety s pestem a takovou izraelskou sm\u011bs\u00ed rozemlet\u00fdch chili papri\u010dek a \u010desneku<\/p>\n<p>K <strong>ve\u010de\u0159i <\/strong>se rozmej\u0161l\u00edm mezi \u0161pen\u00e1tem a kuskusov\u00fdm sal\u00e1tem se zeleninou. M\u00e1m chu\u0165 sp\u00ed\u0161 na \u0161pen\u00e1t. Tenhle t\u00fdden si ud\u011bl\u00e1m i zeleninov\u00e9 rizeto s ku\u0159ec\u00edm masem n\u011bjak, ur\u010dit se tam objev\u00ed zase obl\u00edben\u00fd \u0161pen\u00e1t a t\u011bstoviny s raj\u010daty.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/vlasy_stazeny1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-588\" title=\"Vlasy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/vlasy_stazeny1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/vlasy_stazeny1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/vlasy_stazeny1-300x144.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>Skoro nikdy si nestahuju vlasy a v\u011bt\u0161inou je nos\u00edm rozpu\u0161t\u011bn\u00fd, ale m\u016fj <strong>pokalebn\u00ed cul\u00edk<\/strong> mus\u00edte vid\u011bt. To v\u00e1m p\u00e1chnou vlasy kou\u0159em a posledn\u00ed co chcete je, aby v\u00e1m vlasy l\u00edtaly po ksicht\u011b. Ten ru\u010dn\u00edk mus\u00edm odstranit.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/umelecka_fotka1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-589\" title=\"XDDD\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/umelecka_fotka1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/umelecka_fotka1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/umelecka_fotka1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>To je ta fotka, co jsem fotila v 5:50 r\u00e1no, kdy\u017e odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bl vlak. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u010derej\u0161ek byl \u00fa\u017easnej, co se j\u00eddla t\u00fd\u010de. Tak\u017ee se u\u017e t\u011b\u0161\u00edm na dal\u0161\u00ed ned\u011bli, kdy si d\u00e1m asi \u0159\u00edzek&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=584"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":591,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions\/591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}