{"id":716,"date":"2011-03-28T17:18:38","date_gmt":"2011-03-28T16:18:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=716"},"modified":"2011-03-28T17:18:38","modified_gmt":"2011-03-28T16:18:38","slug":"vice-z-obecniho-plesu-v-mladych-bukach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=716","title":{"rendered":"V\u00edce z obecn\u00edho plesu v Mlad\u00fdch Buk\u00e1ch!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00f3, tak nedo\u0161la ke mn\u011b je\u0161t\u011b fotka, kde bych n\u011bkde st\u00e1la, tak\u017ee jsem nucen\u00e1 sem d\u00e1t foto s moj\u00ed nejlep\u0161\u00ed Mom, co\u017e nevad\u00ed ne? P\u00e1rty to byl opravdu hust\u00e1. Moje alkoholov\u00e9 radov\u00e1nky nemaj\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 meze, ale jsem r\u00e1da, \u017ee jsem vyhr\u00e1la sout\u011b\u017e nad <em>Lucij\u00ed<\/em>, proto\u017ee ona spala na stole a j\u00e1 jsem dop\u00edjela je\u0161t\u011b cosi&#8230; XDDD<\/p>\n<p>Ale abysme to vzali od za\u010d\u00e1tku teda. J\u00e1 jsem <strong>HROZN\u00c1, P\u0158\u00cd\u0160ERN\u00c1, NEJHOR\u0160\u00cd<\/strong> osoba na to, \u017ee nech\u00e1v\u00e1m<strong> V\u0160ECHNO<\/strong> na polsedn\u00ed chv\u00edli. Ov\u0161em ale &#8211; v\u011bt\u0161inou v\u0161echno zas jako stihnu. Da\u0148ov\u00fd p\u0159izn\u00e1n\u00ed jsem vypl\u0148ovala dneska na \u0161kolen\u00ed na \u00daP nap\u0159\u00edklad.<\/p>\n<p>Tak. Sh\u00e1n\u011bla jsem del\u0161\u00ed \u0161aty. Po F nesouhlasu, \u017ee bych si vzala svoje r\u016f\u017eov\u00fd punt\u00edkat\u00fd \u0161aty.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/saty_01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-717\" title=\"Moje \u0161aty jako.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/saty_01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/saty_01.jpg 490w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/saty_01-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a>Ne\u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee bych m\u011bla m\u00edt \u00fapln\u011b dlouh\u00fd, ale tak jsem sh\u00e1n\u011bla del\u0161\u00ed. L\u016fca \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee bych si mohla vz\u00edt jej\u00ed fialov\u00fd, ale j\u00e1 m\u00e1m posledn\u00ed dobou \u00fapln\u011b nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed averzi na fialovou barvu, prost\u011b fialov\u00e1 skon\u010dila \u00fapln\u011b nazdar. A tak jsem tejden p\u0159ed plesem nem\u011bla \u0161aty. Inu, jela jsem sh\u00e1n\u011bt n\u011bjak\u00e9. V jednom butiku m\u011bli \u00fapln\u011b \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd \u010dern\u00fd dlouh\u00fd \u0161aty vy\u0161\u00edvan\u00fd tyrkysovou barvou, vypadaly jak z Ruska n\u011bkde. Byly to 38\u010dky, vzala jsem je do ruky a pan\u00ed mi \u0159ekla: &#8222;<em>Ty V\u00e1m nebudou!<\/em>&#8220; a nacpala mi n\u011bjak\u00fd tmav\u011b \u010derven\u00fd. A ty jsem si ani nevzala do rukou a ode\u0161la jsem&#8230; jist\u011b ch\u00e1pete.<\/p>\n<p>F mi doma nad\u00e1val, \u017ee v\u00edm o plese rok (XDDDDD) a nejsem schopn\u00e1 si v\u010das sehnat \u0161aty. Pak jsem se na to vysrala \u00fapln\u011b a ve \u010dtvrtek jsem m\u011bla p\u0159ipraven\u00fd jen kra\u0165\u00e1sky a tuniku jako na sportovn\u00ed ples, co byl p\u0159ed m\u011bs\u00edcem a \u0159\u00edkala jsem, \u017ee na to prd\u00edm n\u011bjak&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>V p\u00e1tek v den plesu jsem si jen tak psala s <em>Andrej\u00ednou<\/em> na ICQ, o b\u011b\u017en\u00fdch blbostech. Pak p\u0159i\u0161la \u0159e\u010d na \u0161aty. Nev\u00edm pro\u010d, vzpomn\u011bla jsem si na <strong>jej\u00ed kr\u00e1sn\u00fd <\/strong><em>oran\u017eovo-zlat\u00fd<\/em> \u0161aty a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m j\u00ed: &#8220; <em>Hele, a ty bys mi nep\u016fj\u010dila ty oran\u017eov\u00fd?<\/em> &#8220; a ona jako\u017ee v\u00fdtlem, \u017ee chci oran\u017eov\u00fd \u0161aty a pak mi je\u0161t\u011b napsala, \u017ee mi jako ale NEBUDOU. XDDDD Tak jsem se tro\u0161ku urazila, ale proto\u017ee bylo 15:30 hodin a j\u00e1 jsem tady m\u011bla jenom ty kra\u0165asy, tak j\u00ed \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, tak je zkus dov\u00edzt, si je jen zkus\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p>Jako borec jsem si je zkou\u0161ela <strong>A\u017d<\/strong> cca v 18:30 hodin a byly mi! &lt;333<\/p>\n<p>Tohle d\u011bl\u00e1m jak idiot po\u0159\u00e1d. Prvn\u00ed <em>Halloween<\/em> jsme s Mom \u0161ily zaj\u00ed\u010dkov\u00fd u\u0161i v ten den r\u00e1no a odpoledne jsem si je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed holkama do\u0161\u00edvala ocas. Jako ko\u010dka jsem sh\u00e1n\u011bla v den <em>Halloweenu<\/em> teprve l\u00e1tku na ko\u010di\u010d\u00ed u\u0161i a t\u0159et\u00ed <em>Halloween<\/em> jsem 2 hodiny p\u0159ed odchodem \u0161ila pir\u00e1tskou p\u00e1sku p\u0159es o\u010di &lt;333. T\u011b\u0161\u00ed m\u011b a p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b zkus\u00edm m\u00edt v\u0161echno v\u010das.<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee ty kr\u00e1sn\u00fd \u0161aty jsou pros\u00edm moj\u00ed kamar\u00e1de\u010dky <em>Andrej\u00edne\u010dky<\/em> a jsou nejhez\u010d\u00ed no, takov\u00fd jak z Hollywoodu, na n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u0159ed\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed cen :) Hrozn\u011b j\u00ed d\u011bkuju, \u017ee mi 4 hodiny p\u0159ed plesem dovezla \u0161aty XDDDDD Fakt.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-718\" title=\"s moj\u00ed maminkou \u2665\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"394\" height=\"525\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky1.jpg 394w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky1-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 394px) 100vw, 394px\" \/><\/a>Doma p\u0159ed odchodem s Mom. Ta fotka je jenom d\u00edky n\u00ed, jinak byste je ani asi nevid\u011bli :)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-719\" title=\"ples_mladebuky2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky2.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>Andrej\u00edna, j\u00e1 a Luc\u00edje &lt;333<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-720\" title=\"ples_mladebuky3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky3.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky3-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>An\u00f3, zap\u00ed\u0161eme si tento datum v\u0161ude&#8230; ;)))<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-721\" title=\"ples_mladebuky4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky4.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky4-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>&#8222;Pepo vyfo\u0165 n\u00e1s!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-722\" title=\"ples_mladebuky5\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky5.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky5-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>Tady m\u00e1\u0161 pusu ty moje jedna.<\/p>\n<p>No a odtud si v\u016fbec nic nepamatuju, v\u010detn\u011b jak\u00e9koli fotky z Deprese. Mus\u00edte m\u011b omluvit, \u017ee do sebe h\u00e1z\u00edm tolik alkoholu prost\u011b. Ale j\u00e1 bu\u010f nepiju v\u016fbec a nebo prost\u011b jako dobytek a nejde mi s t\u00edm nic d\u011blat a je mi jedno, \u017ee pak 24 hodin t\u0159eba zvrac\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p>Ale jak Iva jednou \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee se div\u00ed, \u017ee vypad\u00e1m i na k\u00e1ry dob\u0159e, tak DNESKA to \u0159\u00edct nem\u016f\u017ee. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-723\" title=\"ples_mladebuky6\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky6.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky6-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>Vylejv\u00e1m tady pivo a v\u016fbec si to nepamatuju a vypad\u00e1me tam s L\u016fcou asi nejh\u016f\u0159 na sv\u011bt\u011b &lt;333<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky8.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-725\" title=\"ples_mladebuky8\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky8.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky8-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>Omlouv\u00e1me se v\u0161em, kte\u0159\u00ed tohle vid\u011bli. Nech\u00e1pu, jak jsem mohla vyl\u00e9zt na REPR\u00c1K (??) on je tak vysoko prost\u011b XDDDDD<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-726\" title=\"XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky9.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/ples_mladebuky9-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a>NO A TOHLE JE BONUS PRO V\u00c1S, PROTO\u017dE TOHLE BYCH NIKDY NIKOMU NEUK\u00c1ZALA A ANDY JSEM T\u011a TAM SMAZALA RAD\u0160I. XDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>No, co jsem komu provedla v\u0161emu jsem se u\u017e stihla omluvit, tak snad to je v\u0161echno v po\u0159\u00e1dku, j\u00e1 m\u00e1m hrozn\u011b, ale hrozn\u011b \u0161patnej humor n\u011bjak. Jinak kdyby se v\u00e1m tady m\u00edsto diakritiky objevily n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u00fd znaky, tak to zkuste rozlu\u0161tit, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 nev\u00edm, co s t\u00edm m\u00e1m d\u011blat &lt;3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00f3, tak nedo\u0161la ke mn\u011b je\u0161t\u011b fotka, kde bych n\u011bkde st\u00e1la, tak\u017ee jsem nucen\u00e1 sem d\u00e1t foto s moj\u00ed&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=716"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":729,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716\/revisions\/729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}